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I can't figure out why people don't like me, all I ever do is sing a nice song, the lyrics are: BE MY FRIEND, BE MY FRIEND, OR I'LL STEP ALL OVER YOUR BIG FAT HEAD. But people just throw things at me ...

if he were gay, he wouldn't be saving peach all the time!

rules are for losers!! at least most of them, I can understand murder and rape being illegal, but that's about it, I suppose double posting and spam can be annoying...

besides, dogss, dragons pwn your very existence!

haha lash and fallen are lesbians together heh

but really now, I sleep on my stomach, and when I get hungry I wake up with my pillow in my mouth, lol

Ik fall aslep on mi bac but wen Ik wak up Ik a ...

There would have been fossles.
HELLO?! just because they haven't found dragon fossils doesn't mean there weren't any! good grief, they find 100 new trilobite species every year for crying out loud! ...

I'm 16, and I know a 14 year old girl who is pregnant...

lol... psy not phy

I hit my sister with a horse whip because she stomped on my foot...

somebody gave me a bloody nose, and, without even being aware of what I was doing, I bit him and took a huge chunk of flesh off his arm... I got suspended and I had to go to therapy, and anger manage ...

okay, I'm always wondering this, but are facial expressions instinctively linked to emotions, or is it a learned trait that becomes second nature? is it possible to seperate your face from your emoti ...

hmmm... I don't really cry anymore... but I used to and yes that has happened to me... I was... 6... I think...

I have a really bad temper, and when angry, I am no longer self aware...

I sleep face down like a doggy... except my feet aren't under my stomache when I sleep (how do animals do that??!!

well it probably depends on the person, but I can't draw worth a big pile of crap...

i used to have this stupid fear of my shoes
WTF?

and you know those raid bug killer commercials?
i used to cry for the exploding bugs Laughing

oh that reminds me... I used to be afraid there wa ...

yeah well I had a dream once that there was a female clone of me and we fell in love and got married and had 3534853.5 kids... I'm still trying to make sense of this dream but I fail miserably...

I am not affected by such things as sugar highs, or flavor spoiling(when you eat something sweet then less sweet and it tastes bad) it's just me and one of my friends that is resistant to these sorts ...

no one ever reads songfics I beg to differ... some of the best fics I've read are songfics...

FF.net breaks down constantly

well no freaking duh! care to take a guess on how much memory that site u ...

vacuums have lights?! ahh whatever... I can't believe I forgot... I used to think girl's peed out of their butts...