Need Some Useless Inventions For Fanfic

TomtheMighty · Member Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 107

Yeah, well, Like the title says, I need you guys to come up with the most useless inventions you can think of for my fanfic I am working on.

P.S. Stratadrake, plungergirl; Have you guys preread the first chapter yet? If so please email me or respond her when you get a chance. I am done with the 1st draft of chapter 2 if you can suffer through more of my weak writing skills.

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Hm...Usless Inventions as in will never work? Or extremely stupid? As in a portable public toilet flusher?

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If you don't mind me asking, what's the fanfic about, anyway?

cstdenis · Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:18 pm Post subject:

Solar powered flashlight
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Stratadrake · Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:51 am Post subject:

So much time and so little to do! No, seriously. That's probably why I haven't gotten around to pre-reading the copy of the chapter, Tom. You know how the saying goes, no time like the future....

Oh wait am I making any sense there? :lol:

Okay, so, useless inventions . . . hmmmmm........

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silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

a remote control remote.

Stratadrake · Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:04 pm Post subject:

How about TV for blind people?

Or radio talk shows for the hearing impared.
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cstdenis · Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:41 pm Post subject:

Under water hair dryer
Under water towel
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silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

Waterproof towel Laughing

TomtheMighty · Member Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 107

These are nice! bUT...I should have said before. . .but this is a Slayers/Final Fantasy fic (but not like you'd expect) so let's keep the inventions a little on the medeviel side. You can use your imagination, (im too lazy to use mine right now, that's why i started this thread ^_^ ) just nothing too high tech.

BTW: Stratadrake, don't feel rushed about pre-reading my fic. I don't plan to post until I have at least 5 chapters written. That way, people don't have to wait too long between updates.