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LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Yeah, this is going to sound very, VERY weird, but in my fanfiction, one of the characters comes across a business card for a demon bar called "The Random Villager." But I have no idea whatsoever to put on the card. Please, does anybody have any suggestions for a humorous business card? I'll give you credit for the idea in the Disclaimer.

Thanks a bunches!

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

demon bar? it is like a resturant/pub thing, ne?

odd...

The Random Villager: Our food and drinks taste better than the village idiot!

i dunno..

that was stupid.

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Man, that's better than I could do.

And yep, it is a pub thingie...but for demons...

Yeah...

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

that is weird.

so let's jsut sit here like idiots and ponder it's weirdnes. that'll get a lot done.

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Indeed...

LionVermillion · Newb Joined: 20 Jun 2004 Posts: 3

Well. yep, that was interesting...^^;

Just think of it:

Random Villagers: We assure you that we'll provide 100% fresh villagers and warming blood to fill your empty devilish stomach!

(Well, quality, is it?)

This is strange( now take a look of it, perhaps you should ignore me XD )

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Hehe, I'll make sure to use both of the business cards in my story. ^-^

Yes it is quite a weird concept, but it serves for the 'home base' of most of my fanfictions (or at least the new ones I'm in the process of creating). It's complete with a mysterious Spanish bartender, too!

EDIT: Alright, I just put out the third chapter with the cards, and my reviewers like them! Thanks so much guys!