THE FUTURE

HerculesRockefeller · Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 3143

IN THE FUTURE, LEMONS ARE CALLED WORD PORNS, AND COST MONEY TO READ
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eericareasess · Newb Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 7

Vhee · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:10 am Post subject:

.....

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Edward_Elric_1308 · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:04 am Post subject:

LimeWire will cease to exist. D:

eericareasess · Newb Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 7

this is true ...

HerculesRockefeller · Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 3143

LIMEWIRE BECAME THE OMEGA HADES, THE INTERNET MONSTER. IT ATE ALLLL THE BANDWIRTHS
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aquaeevee · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:51 pm Post subject:

so which war is going on world war 4? and has any1 hit the red button yet? and can we blame this on president bunnypants aka bush?
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eericareasess · Newb Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 7

yes and no..

aquaeevee · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:44 am Post subject:

which part is a yes and which part is a no to my before question, and you do realize that maybe you collecting whatever your getting will terminate your timestream right? thus making it impossible to go back?

just for the record how zarked is the world?
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thedudedisturbed · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject:

unconvincing

what factions will be involved? how long will it be going on? what is the war over? who are the leaders? what part needs fixing? why does the time machine work in such a gay way? why do they let 14 year olds travel through time? what's the situ with global warming? what kind of weapons are being used? will cancer be cured? will abortion be legal? will gays have marriage rights? will there still be lots of racism? what animals and plants become extinct? what's with the dying honey bees? will that little part of california break off? who is president from 2009-2013? whats become of al-quida? why is Bush involved in war that will happen when he will be in his hundreds or 90s? will our economic situation improve? will we have destructive lasers? on what will they be mounted? will we ever get our hands on those 80 mpg SUVs?

here's a prediction: you will dodge the vast majority of these questions by telling me you haven't kept up with history because you didn't pass school cause there will be a war that will be apparently so big it could only happen in sci-fi movies.

why do you try to insult everyone by lying to them in this way?
you're an idiot thinking you'll be oh so clever and mischievious and everyone will fall for it.

you suck at hoax. at least put more than half a second's thought into it.
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Vhee · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject:

You do realize you wasted however many minutes it took you to write that
of your life you will never get back?
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HerculesRockefeller · Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 3143

[quote]what factions will be involved?[/quote]
THE ROBOTS AND THE NONROBOTS
[quote] how long will it be going on?[/quote]
THOUSANDS AND THOUSADNS OF YEARS [URL=http://imageshack.us][img]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/475/ghostho8.png[/img][/URL]
[quote]what is the war over? who are the leaders?[/quote]
THE GRAND LEADER OF HUMINITY TOMAS DE TORQUMADA, AND THE ROBOT FATHER UNIT 00006
[quote] what part needs fixing?[/quote]
THE ROBOT MENACE
[quote] why does the time machine work in such a gay way?[/quote]
GAYS ARE SOME OF OUR BEST SCIENTISTS, SO IT IS UNSUPRISING
[quote] why do they let 14 year olds travel through time?[/quote]
THEY USE CHILD SOLDIERS FREQUENTLY, AS THE ROBOTS FIND IT ILLOGICAL, AND THEY SOMETIMES SELF DESTRUCT
[quote]what's the situ with global warming?[/quote]
SH[color=red][/color]IT SUX DAWG
[quote]what kind of weapons are being used?[/quote]
LASERS, MILLIONS OF THEM
[quote]will cancer be cured? [/quote]
NO. NOT ALL ALL.
[quote]will abortion be legal?[/quote]
YES
[quote]will gays have marriage rights?[/quote]
YES, OTHERWISE, OUR TOP GAYS SCIENTISTS WOULD DEFECT TO THE ROBOTS
[quote]will there still be lots of racism? [/quote]
SUPRISINGLY SO
[quote]what animals and plants become extinct? [/quote]
PANDAS, AFRICAN ELEFANTS, AND BENGAL TIGERS. NO ONE CARES ENOUGH ABOUT PLANTS TO KNOW
[quote]what's with the dying honey bees?[/quote]
OUR GRAND LEADER TELLS US IT WAS A ROBOT CONSPIRACY
[quote]will that little part of california break off? [/quote]
WE DON'T NOT KNOW, NO ONE HAS VENTURED WEST SINCE THE ROBOT ARMIES SEIZED IT
[quote]who is president from 2009-2013? [/quote]
McCAIN. SUX, I KNOW
[quote]whats become of al-quida?[/quote]
THEY JUST KINDA... FADED AWAY
[quote]why is Bush involved in war that will happen when he will be in his hundreds or 90s?[/quote]
HE IS THE LAST LIVING COMMANDER AND CHIEF, AND THEREFORE IS OUR EXPERT ON WAR
[quote]will our economic situation improve? [/quote]
ROBOTS
[quote]will we have destructive lasers? [/quote]
OH HELL YES
[quote]on what will they be mounted?[/quote]
SATALITES AND BUILDINGS
[quote]will we ever get our hands on those 80 mpg SUVs?[/quote]
KEEP DREAMING
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ThomYorke · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:23 pm Post subject:

/thread
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aquaeevee · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject:

ok now im just bored with this thread.i knew it was a hoax but it was still a fun little plot line.you had to ruin it didnt you?
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Vhee · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:45 pm Post subject:

[quote="Vhee"]You do realize you wasted however many minutes it took you to write that
of your life you will never get back?[/quote]
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HerculesRockefeller · Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 3143

SPOILER: The entertainment I got from writing that made up for the two minutes I wrote it.
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Vhee · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:04 pm Post subject:

It WAS pretty entertaining Razz

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eericareasess · Newb Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 7

in the future theres no one to take us into war

theres no hire. power

this is cold and dark place and yes in sorry that the time travel
device don't work like you think it would
but yes we will take our own self in to war.
and
start to fight in cold and dark world

falkonns_flight · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:49 am Post subject:

I think you're a robot that's come back through time to manipulate us into starting the war because the truth is that there IS no war.
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thedudedisturbed · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:52 pm Post subject:

that reply was fucking awesome
*swoon*
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