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HerculesRockefeller
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:08 am Post subject: |
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How can you be an expert on Aliens?
How? _________________ [img]http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac127/Ezkaton2000/THEGODDAMNHAKUMEN.jpg[/img] |
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Littledawg Member
Joined: 07 Jan 2010 Posts: 88
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:21 am Post subject: |
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[quote="unfocused"]I once saw a documentary on aliens. One interview in particular had this "expert" describe what she thought they looked like; tall, slender, with long beautiful blond hair. She admitted to having sexual fantasies involving her version of extraterrestrials.
I'm assuming this is how vampires became so emo and gay. Some old horny b*tch decided to $&#* up vampires with her own $&#* up fantasies, then write about it. I swear if aliens become deep, dark, complex pretty boys with gravity-defying hair, I will stab myself with an ear of corn.[/quote]No, you can't ruin aliens..you just can't. That would be like making an animated musical of tita-......never mind.. |
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Stratadrake Elder Than Dirt
Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 13710 Location: Moo
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:35 am Post subject: |
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[quote="Tinkster"]I think the fact that the author did something different with the vampire's is brilliant. You can name almost any vampire story/movie, and the vampire's will burn up in the sun....[/quote]
True, that has become a pop-culture staple of vampire lore, the original myths didn't start out like that at all. I was casually thinking the other day of developing my own take on vampire lore with regards to sunlight and abilities, but . . . it's just a silly idea. _________________ Strata here: [url=http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/242293]Nanowrimo[/url] - [url=www.fanart-central.net/user-Stratadrake.php]FAC[/url] - [url=http://stratadrake.deviantart.com]dA[/url] - [url=www.furaffinity.net/user/Stratadrake/]FA[/url]
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Littledawg Member
Joined: 07 Jan 2010 Posts: 88
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:38 am Post subject: |
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[quote="Stratadrake"][quote="Tinkster"]I think the fact that the author did something different with the vampire's is brilliant. You can name almost any vampire story/movie, and the vampire's will burn up in the sun....[/quote]
True, that has become a pop-culture staple of vampire lore, the original myths didn't start out like that at all. I was casually thinking the other day of developing my own take on vampire lore with regards to sunlight and abilities, but . . . it's just a silly idea.[/quote]I for one would like tohear it. I to have a vampire based story lined up, though its more like twilight what with the romance, but it also has an equal amount of action and whatnot. |
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SweetxinsanityxSarah Elder Than Dirt
Joined: 01 Jan 2007 Posts: 6829 Location: 20th Ward
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="unfocused"]I once saw a documentary on aliens. One interview in particular had this "expert" describe what she thought they looked like; tall, slender, with long beautiful blond hair. She admitted to having sexual fantasies involving her version of extraterrestrials.
I'm assuming this is how vampires became so emo and gay. Some old horny b*tch decided to $&#* up vampires with her own $&#* up fantasies, then write about it. I swear if aliens become deep, dark, complex pretty boys with gravity-defying hair, I will stab myself with an ear of corn.[/quote]
DO NOT DESTROY THE ALIENS~!! Oh wait too late, Avatar. o3o
Seriously though, if aliens become like that I will weep alongside unfocused.
I'd like to hear the theory too strata, it HAS to be better than Twilight's theory.
Also Jacob was hawt in the first book....til he cut his hair. -has a thing for long haired males.- _________________ Our life is made by the death of others...
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