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Gingerbread Man Showdown

 
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ShadowPrincess1982
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:43 am    Post subject: Gingerbread Man Showdown Reply with quote

Ok, I know there hasn't been anything here for a while, but I just saw this thread even though I've been here for a while...lol. Anywho,I have a bunch of poems that I've written throughout the years and here's one that was fun to do. Hope you like. Smile


Gingerbread Man Showdown


I was happily making cookies in the kitchen one day
When suddenly something evil came my way
Something I thought that could never be
Came to life and was staring at me!

He jumped off the pan and grabbed a knife
I knew right then I had to run for my life
I jolted down the hallway and through the living room
If I didn't get away now, I would surely meet my doom!

Running, running as fast as I can
Oh here comes the gingerbread man!
Glaring at me with those evil red eyes
And filling my head with his evil little lies.

He's coming closer, closer to me
Can anyone out there hear my plea?
Can anyone save me, I'm sure they can
Please come save me from this gingerbread man!

He's got teeth so razor sharp
His voice doesn't sound like a harp
I see his shadow on the wall
Can anyone out there hear my call?!

Oh my God, he's coming faster
It's looking like he's got a blaster
I close my eyes and hope he'll be gone
I open my eyes and find out I'm wrong!

I begin to shake and quiver
I feel a chill that makes me shiver
How I wish this all would end
As I see him coming 'round the bend.

But wait! Oh, what's this that's up my sleeve?
A big bazooka I believe
I heard these things do come in handy
Right about now this thing looks dandy!

I finally get the courage to go out and fight
Hopefully the choice I make is right
I slowly turn the corner, to look into his eyes
This creature isn't so scary, I then realize.

I glare at the creature, with bazooka in my hand
He glares darkly back at me with a knife in his hand
I shoot off my bazooka and watch him crumble to the floor
Quotes the Shadow, "Never more!"


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha funny Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol...what can I say...I have a demented mind...lol! And thank you!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that is epic, love every ounce of it. Keep it up mah friend. x3
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank ya! I try...LOL!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh. That's bizarre, but kinda fun at the same time... I like how you inverted the old story, having the traditional hero/victim be a villain. Also, it's amusing to picture what basically amounts to a cookie trying to attack you.
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