The Best Movie Since Ever

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Ok, everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, needs to pick up a copy of Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior. It stars this guy named Tony Jaa, the best goddammed f**king martial arts master since f**k all ever! This guy does stuff that will put the Matrix to shame, and all without the aid of safety nets, stunt doubles, wires, or any special effects whatsoever.

Just for a sample: running on top three other guys to land a flying kick to the fourth guy in the back, leaping off a good 20 foot ledge to deliver two knees full of rape straight to a guys face, smashing the platform he is on and sending both of them dropping another good 20 feet to the ground, running up the side of a wall Matrix style, except actually doing it instead of using pansy-ass computers. Oh, and delivering the most bitch-slapping "I own you and your mother" front kick straight to the face, instantly dropping the guy. Hard.

Don't believe me? Check his s**t out here.

This movie could beat up God.

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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:17 am Post subject:

Fight Club is better (In my humble opinion).
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

:huh: Fight Club isn't even in the same genre. That's like saying [i]Snatch [/i] was a better movie.

Have you actually [b]seen [/b][i]Ong Bak[/i]?
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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:18 pm Post subject:

Nope.

But Fight Club is the best (again, in my humble opinion)

Who am kidding, I just want post count.
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Well, at least [i]watch [/i]Ong Bak because it and Fight Club are two completely different movies. Fight Club isn't even a fighting movie.

Did you even bother to read my post, because this isn't even a "who's better" thead.
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Pyrodragon125 · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1257

Ong Bak was all over my school......a year ago... Wink

the horse has trampled on your FACE!!!!!1 Banghead

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

<_<

Horray for everone missing the point of the thread, which is: If you havn't seen this movie, you [i]should[/i].
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

bump, because i can
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pronxly · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:58 am Post subject:

yeah ong bak is da s**t. u know bout dat thing where they show somethin happen twice 2 a guy in da movie he got injured, and if 3x they died!
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