Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Jokes

[prettykitty101]

I thought of this really funny joke about Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. Okay, here it goes:

Remember when you're about to fight the Shadow Queen and the curtains are up and everything? Remember when your partner was speaking? If you chose Vivian as your partner for the battle, she says, " And after defeating the Shadow Queen, you and I can... Anyway, let's just defeat the Shadow Queen already." Remember that, guys? So, my assumptions of what she was going to suggest she and Mario do after they defeat the Shadow Queen were:

1. Stay up and party all night.
2. Go to Rogueport, hire a room in the hotel on top of the restaurant, and get jiggy with it and start some fireworks.
3. Dump Peach in the nearest dumpster and then get a grill goin' or somethin'.
4. Get drunk at a sexy party.
5. Kill Peach.
6. Kill Peach, cut her up, stuff her with all this Jammin' Jelly, stuff her with all kinds of meat and poultry, stitch her up, and throw her out into the sea.
7. She probably wasn't going to say anything.
8. Sneak up on Toadsworth and kill him.
9. Kill Luigi.
10. Kill Peach, take all the stuff out of her body, fill her bust with aged milk, stuff her with turkey, take off her clothes, put her in front of the restaurant in Rogueport, and put a sign around her neck that says "Free sample!"
What do YOU think Vivian was trying to say?
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[Fayore]

What's with the hate on Peach? D:
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[prettykitty101]

Well, I don't hate her, I'm just trying to be funny.
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