Favourite Movie Lines

miakakusho · Newb Joined: 16 Feb 2006 Posts: 4

:ph34r:Ze Mole- 'Ave you got ze buttfor?
Kyle- Whats a buttfor?
Mole- For pooping silly...

I would thinkof others...but my memory is on strike at the moument.

ErdeKaiser · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject:

Don't really have one............................................................................................
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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:05 pm Post subject:

Out of all the films you've seen, you can't think of [i]one[/i]?
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ErdeKaiser · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:13 pm Post subject:

No i'm sorry.
Like I say- Brain Fart.
I HAVE ONE BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER!
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Orlando_Hamar · Very bored Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 120

[b]Vincent[/b] "Aww! Man, I just shot Marvin in the face!" - [i]Pulp Fiction[/b]

"There is no "I" in Team America!"
"Uhh...yes there is..."
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Zekk · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:26 pm Post subject:

School of Rock Quotes

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Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn: Wrong.
Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Freddy: Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

More:

Dewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.

More:

Dewey Finn: Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject:

Sam: I know. It's all wrong By rights we shouldn't even be here But we are It's like in the great stories Mr Frodo The ones that really mattered Full of darkness and danger they were And sometimes you didn't want to know the end Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end it's only a passing thing this shadow Even darkness must pass A new day will come And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer Those were the stories that stayed with you That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand I know now Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't They kept going Because they were holding on to something
Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world Mr Frodo and it's worth fighting for

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Blad: A rapist

KeheiZero · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject:

"Wrists are for girls. I'm slitting my throat." - Ginger, [i]Ginger Snaps[/i]

Unicron: "I will give you a new body, and new troops to command.
Megatron: "And?"
Unicron: "And NOTHING! You belong to me."
-[i]Transformers: The Movie[/i]

"In fact, why am I in the back? We switchin'. I'm washin' the windows, and you pickin' up this nigger's skull." - Jules, [i]Pulp Fiction[/i]

"Furst thing's furst. Where's yer shitter? Ah've got a turtlehead pokin' out." - Fat Bastard, [i]Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"[/i]

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theWriter · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:02 pm Post subject:

[i]Crash[/i]

[b]Graham[/b]: It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.
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[b]Anthony[/b]: No, no, no, take that voodoo-ass thing off of there right now!
[b]Peter:[/b] I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog.
[b]Anthony:[/b] You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?
[b]Peter:[/b] Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!

[i]Mystery Science Theatre 3000[/i] :wub:

Judy: [as she is shoveling bacon into her mouth] Mmm, I just love it when it's so warm and crispy!
[b]Mike Nelson[/b]: Yeah, evidently.
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[a man is stabbed in the neck with a pitchfork]
[b]Tom Servo[/b]: When sore throat pain strikes!
[b]Mike Nelson[/b]: The "American Gothic" people take revenge.
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[b]Joel:[/b] What do you want for Christmas, Crow?
[b]Crow T. Robot: [/b]I wanna decide who lives and who dies!

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Orlando_Hamar · Very bored Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 120

[b]Domino:[/b] Have you had a nose job?
[b]Sorority Girl:[/b] [i]confused[/i] no.
[b]Domino:[/b] [i]hits her[/i]
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Kitzy · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:32 pm Post subject:

[b]The Music Man quotes:[/b]

Marian Paroo: No, please, not tonight. Maybe tomorrow.
Harold Hill: Oh, my dear little librarian. You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering.

Charlie Cowell: Don't believe I caught your name.
Harold Hill: Don't believe I dropped it.

Mrs. Shinn: Now, George!
Mayor Shinn: Not one poop out of you, Madame!
Mrs. Shinn: [turning to Zaneeta] I think he means "peep"!

Harold Hill: Mothers of River City, heed that warning before it's too late! Watch for the telltale signs of corruption! The minute your son leaves the house, does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee? Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger? A dime-novel hidden in the corncrib? Is he starting to memorize jokes from Captain Billy's Whiz-Bang? Are certain words creeping into his conversation? Words like "swell" and "so's your old man"? If so my friends, ya got trouble!

Harold Hill: I can't go.
Marian Paroo: Why not?
Harold Hill: For the first time in my life, I got my foot caught in the door.

Dr. Finkelstein: Sally, that's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.
Sally: Three times!
[b]-The Nightmare Before Christmas[/b]

Jack Skellington: Forgive me, Mr. Claus. I'm sorry I made a mess of your holiday.
Santa: Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack? Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her.
[points to Sally]
Santa: She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum.
[b]-The Nightmare Before Christmas[/b]

[b]
Edward Scissorhands:[/b]

Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.

Bill: Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

Peg Boggs: How was it?
Edward: It was great. She showed me all the wallpaper and where everything is going to go.
Peg Boggs: Well that's nice.
Edward: And then she brought me in the back room where she took all her clothes off.

[b]Corpse Bride:[/b]

Elder Gutknecht: Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?

Finnis Everglot: If ever I see that Van Dort boy, I'll strangle him with my bare hands!
Maudeline Everglot: Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.

Black Widow Spider: Married, huh? I'm a widow.

Victor Van Dort: I want some questions!
General Bonesapart: Answers..I think you mean answers.

Emily: [about Victor] He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband.

Victor Van Dort: [trying to practice his vows] With these hands I will cup...
[unconsciously holds hands to his chest in a suggestive manner, and is then horrified]
Victor Van Dort: Oh dear no!

Pastor Galswells: [holding the ghosts off] Back, ye demons from Hell! You shall not pass here!
Skeleton: Keep it down, will you? We're in a church.

Finnis Everglot: There's an eye in me soup.

Victor Van Dort: With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

Maggot: If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!

Emily: ...I'm sure he's got a perfectly good reason... for taking so long...
Maggot: Oh, I'm sure he does. Why don't you go ask him?
Emily: All right, I will!
Maggot: After all, he couldn't get far - with those cold feet...

Emily: [to Maggot] Go chew on someone else's ear a while.

[b]Minority Report:[/b]

Director Burgess: Who's the victim?
John Anderton: Somebody, Leo Crow
Director Burgess: Who's Leo Crow?
John Anderton: I have no idea. But I'm suppose to kill him in less than thirty-six hours.

Dr. Solomon is about to transplant new eyes into Anderton]
John Anderton: I'd like to keep the old ones.
Dr. Solomon: Why?
John Anderton: Because my mother gave them to me.

[b]Spirited Away:[/b]

Chihiro: I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing.

Aogaeru: Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss!

No-Face: Hey boss! It's me! I'm hungry! Why don't you wake everyone up?

Bah, so long...oh well ^^;
Some of the movies I like, but only the ones I could think of at the moment o.O
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TK421 · Elder In Training Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 3711

[b]Ali G in da House[/b]

[b]Ali G:[/b] So whats goin down in Staines Town, my nigger?
[b]Ricky:[/b] Nigger, we just be kciking back, sucking on some gin and juice, laid-back, AIGHT.
[b]Ali G:[/b] For Real. Jezzy, is you wearin green?. I knew it, you is defected to the Iver Heath posse, innit? Come on, Lets stab him.
[b]Jezzy:[/b] WAIT, you see me mum put me yellow top in with my brothers blue football socks eventhough they ain't colourfast.
[b]Ali G:[/b] All right, but you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life.
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Neawolf · Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:47 am Post subject:

Love actually

Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". S**t, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "s**t" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "f**k", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to f**k up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!

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Invader_Zen · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:48 am Post subject:

"Follow the spiders? Why can't it be follow the butterflies?"-Ron Weasley

"Gastrovascular"

"Is it Latin?"

Yes"

Is it Latin for worst game ever invented?"

Indeed. I love that sequence in Chronicles of Narnia. Heh heh.

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Kitzy · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject:

[b]James and the Giant Peach[/b]

Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your Phylum, Order, Class, Genus and Spe...
Centipede: Say it in English!
Grasshopper: YOU, sir, are an ASS!

The Grasshopper: He's committed pesticide!

Miss Spider: Centipede I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.

Miss Spider: No one will be eating you James.
Centipede: Naw, she'll just puncture your head and suck out the brains.
Miss Spider: That I am saving for you.

Centipede: We're not lost.
Grasshopper: Then where are we?
Centipede: Somewhere up north. Or, possibly, very far south.
Grasshopper: What's your latitude? What's your longitude?
Centipede: Hey, hey, hey! That's personal, bud!

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Red_Quatre · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:08 pm Post subject:

Some Kung POw Characters: We are both ventriloquist but now we're upside down,
Person #1: I swing a bit more!
Person#2: I swing a bit less!

Betty: I am a great magician. Your clothes are blue!
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Brownie456 · Newb Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 11

Dewey Finn: Your kids have all really touched me, and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.

Dewey Finn: Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!

Dewey Finn: I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.

Dewey Finn: You, Freddy, what do you like to do?
Freddy: I dunno.
[pause]
Freddy: Burn stuff?

Dewey Finn: [on sticking it to "The Man"] Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in you're blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off?
Freddy: Shut the hell up, Schneebly!
Dewey Finn: That's it Freddy, that's it! Who can top him?
Alicia: Get outta here, stupidass.
Dewey Finn: Yes, Alicia!
Summer Hathaway: You're a joke, you're the worst teacher I've ever had!
Dewey Finn: Summer, that is great! I like the delivery because I felt your anger!
Summer Hathaway: Thank you.
Lawrence: You're a fat loser and you have body odor.
Dewey Finn: ...All right, all right! Now, is everybody nice and pissed off?

Dewey Finn: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?
[sees Billy who has his hand raised]
Dewey Finn: Billy?
Billy: You.
Dewey Finn: Billy, we've already told me off. Let's move on.
Billy: You're tacky and I hate you!
Dewey Finn: Okay, you see me after class!

Frankie: Miss Mullins, you're the man.
Miss Mullins: Thank you, Frankie.

Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn: Wrong.
Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Freddy: Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

Miss Mullins: Sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Lemmons said that she heard music coming from the classroom.
Dewey Finn: Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?

Patty Di Marco: Thats is so typical Ned, when are you going to stop being a push over, when are you finally going to start sticking up for yousel...
[Ned slams door in Patty's face]

Dewey Finn: Does anyone play drums?
Freddy: I play percussion.
Frankie: Yea, that's cause he couldn't play anything else!
Freddy: Shut up!

Freddy: Are we going to be goofing off like this everyday?
Dewey Finn: We're not goofing off. We're creating musical fusion.
Freddy: Ok, so are we going to be creating musical fusion everyday?
Dewey Finn: Yes.
Freddy: Cool!

Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

Michelle: Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.
Dewey Finn: All right, hit me.
Eleni: The Bumblebees?
Dewey Finn: No, it's too sissy.
Eleni: The Koala Bears?
Dewey Finn: No, what are you talking about? It's too sissy.
[Dewey sees Miss Mullins]
Dewey Finn: Hey, Miss Mullins.
Michelle: How about, Pig Rectum?
Rosalie Mullins: Michelle!
Dewey Finn: It's a science project.

Dewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.

Dewey Finn: [raising his first three fingers] Read between the lines!

Billy: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie.
Dewey Finn: Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.

Dewey Finn: Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!

Dewey Finn: Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Dewey Finn: Okay, as a band we have to know our musical influences, what is yours?
Max: Puff Daddy.
Dewey Finn: No, no, no how about you?
Marta: Christina Aguilera
Dewey Finn: NO!
Billy: Liza Minnelli

Tomika: So why don't you go on a diet?
Dewey Finn: Because I like to eat! Is that such a crime?

[improvising an educational song]
Dewey Finn: Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math. Three minus four is?
Summer Hathaway: Negative one.
Dewey Finn: That's right. And six times a billion is?
Marco: Six billion?
Dewey Finn: Nailed it. And fifty-four is forty-five more than what is the answer, Marta?
Marta: Nine.
Dewey Finn: No, it's eight.
Marta: ...No, it's nine.
Dewey Finn: ...Yes, I was testing you... it's nine. And that's a magic number.

Dewey Finn: Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teach gym.

Dewey Finn: You don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard-ass. And if a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking them in the head.
( All from School of Rock, my favorite movie)

RomanticOtaku · Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 19

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--Snake Plissken (Escape From LA)

DoctorWhoFanatic · Newb Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 11

I don't really know if they are funny to anyone who has seen king kong but i think they are:
Carl Denham: I will give you another thousand if you leave right now
Englehorn: You haven't given me the first thousand yet

or

Lumpy the Cook: There's only one creature capable of leaving a footprint that size. The Abominable Snowman.

Believe me, i have got the film and you wouldn't beleive how many times i have seen it

chibipeiko · Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 16

Gimli: "Whats going on?"
Legolas:"Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to go find you a box?"