Favourite Movie Lines

[ragingflea002]

"Hey, what's your name? He'll write it on the wall for ya!"
-Big Daddy

"You're dating the Peperidge Farm, dude?!"
-Big Daddy

"Nothing's wrong, Pop."
"Bullshit, that last time you said nothing's wrong, the Renasance happened."
"Just go to your room, Pop"
"Hey, if I gotta go to my room, can I take him with me?"
-Little Nicky

"When someone asks you if you're a God, you say, "YES"!!!"
-Ghostbusters
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Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in."

[teentitansfanatic]

I'm sorry, ya'll...but my favorite movie lines all revolve around the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies....they're just too funny! Here's a couple of my favs:

Casey: Lead the way, toots.
April: 'Toots'?
Casey: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah, Princess? You wanna throw me a clue here, I'm drowning..

Casey: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey: Dome Head!
Donatello: Elf Lips!!
Casey: Okay let's give this a try: Fungoid!
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey: G.
Donatello: Here goes, Gak Face!
Casey: I'm ready, Hose Brain!


(When Shredder shows up)
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener.


(Watching 'Tortoise and the Hare' cartoon on TV)
Michaelangelo: You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Do something!!


Michaelangelo: Wise man say: forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.


(Leonardo and Raphael hug)
Donatello: It's a Kodak moment.


Donatello: Your a claustrophobic.
Casey: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy!


Leonardo: Awesome!
Michaelangelo: Richeous!
Donatello: Bossanova!
Michaelangelo: Bossanova??
Donatello: Chevy Nova??


Danny: Don't shoot!
Raphael: I don't think it's loaded, kid.


Casey: Hi? I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy and all you can say is "Hi"?


Michaelangelo: Pizza dude's got thirty seconds....


2nd movie....

Chief Sterns: Ms. O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no "off the record" record, make a record of that!

Leo: Get it?
Donny: Got it.
Raph: Good.
Mikey: I don't get it

Leo: Take the ugly one!
Raph: No you take the ugly one!
Donny: I'll take the ugly one!
Mikey: Which one's the ugly one??

Mikey: Hey, guys, check this! Wax on. Wax off. Wax on...
Raph: Mouth off!
Donny: Everyone's a critic!

Donny: These nets are very effective and very well constructed!
Mikey: Yeah, remind me to drop a line to Ralph Nader!

Donny: Look, it's Raph!
Mikey: Yeah, a little too Raph.

Splinter: And remember, Go ninja, go ninja, go!

3rd movie:

Donny: Uh...o-hi-o, wasabi...
Raph: "Hello mustard?"
Donny: Ok, so my Japanese is a little rusty. (To guards) Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki--(Raph knocks them out cold)
Raph: How 'bout, uh, "Sayonara?"

Donny: You were expecting maybe the Addams Family?

Mikey: Hey, dudes, check it out! We're in Shogun!

Raph: Did you hear what he called me, Leo?
Leo: Yeah, an ugly lump of dung. (Casually walks away)
Raph: That was an insult, Leo.
Donny: Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries, dung is used as a fuel sorce?

Walker: Excuse me, Niles. Shouldn't you be trying to scare somebody?

Raph: Son of a snapper!

Mikey: Miaow, dude!

Mikey: Oh, he who dings the shell must pay...

Raph: Well, if ain't the Phantom of the Opera.

Donny: Do you think I could possibly live without a single microchip??

Casey: Bet you guys feel lucky to be going back, right?
Benkei: We're lucky. We're going back
Guards in unison: Not! (Slap high fives)
Casey: This is really gonna screw up history...



that's all the lines I liked.....*looks around* STOP STARING AT ME!!!! Whaaaaaaa!...just kidding! <_<

[BAMFManiac]

o i loooove those movies! lol most people my age liked them when they were kids, but i saw the first movie for the first time at the end of eighth grade, and saw the others on tv. funny funny stuff. the first one's my favourite. i love mikey and donatello- they make me laugh. i love the part in the first movie where raph and leo are fighting about something and then donatello and mikey are in the background munching away on pizza. hehe that always amused me. and great quotes!
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i fought the war, but the war won

[Remko]

Conversationals
Zeke: F*ck that man, you're takin' it!
Casey: (high as a kyte) Yooooooooou're takin' it! Heeheeeheeheee!
~The Faculty

Tyler: [If you could fight] any historical figure [who would it be].
Jack: I'd fight Ghandi.
Tyler: Good answer.
~Fight Club

Stan:[singing]...all the happy people stop to say hello...
Townsperson: GET OUTTA MY WAY!
~South Park: BLU

Bluto: ...did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Person 1: Germans?
Person 2: Forget it, he's rolling.
~Animal House

Cashier: "Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire" has been rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America. You have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
Kyle: But why?
Cashier: (screaming)Because this movie has naughty language! (calmly)Next please.
~South Park: BLU

Random quotes
"Excuse me, ma'am, but what the hell does that mean?" ~Rachel, The Ring

"I would flip through catologes and wonder 'what dish set defines me as a person'?" ~Jack, Fight Club

There are, of course, more, but I can't for the life of me think of any.

[BAMFManiac]

lol i loved that scene in the faculty. that is one fine movie. and whoa i was just talking to my friend about the southpark movie today! she loves southpark yet has never seen it! and yes, those are great scenes from it. haha i love the terrence and phillip song and the balwins part. o and the part where they make fun of the canadians for saying "aboot"- the whole u.n. laughs at them. hehehe i love that movie
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i fought the war, but the war won

[Remko]

Alex the Great, you rock.

[BAMFManiac]

...why thank you, remko! you rock too for having such great taste in movies. lol i think my problem is i just watch too many movies... it's practically all i do, sadly...
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i fought the war, but the war won

[KFelidae]

Okay, a few of mine aren't exactly mainstream, but...

[b]Cliff:[/b] How do I look?
[b]Peejee:[/b] Like a hood ornament!
"The Rocketeer"

[b]'Crazy Man':[/b] Stop! Stop, you fools! Why won't you listen to me?!
"Invasion of the Bodysnatchers"

[b]Lady Marian:[/b] Why, you speak treason!
[b]Robin:[/b] Fluently!
"Robin Hood"

[b]Klaus:[/b] You're a jackass, as usual!
"The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz"

[b]Indiana:[/b] Snakes. I HATE snakes...
"Indiana Jones"


-KF

[chux]

I forgot one!

"Oh Heavens no, not the green one!"

Im sur eyou all know what thats from

[Lexar]

NI!

no I'm not spamming

[Ghost]

Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not. (Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail)

Jason Bourne: Who has a safety deposit box full of... money and six passports and a gun? Who has a bank account number in their hip? I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit.
Marie: I see the exit sign, too, I'm not worried. I mean, you were shot. People do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared. (Bourne Identity)

Mort: Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. Stupid, stupid, stupid... (Secret Window)

Jake: First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint.
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. (Blues Brothers)

Jason Bourne: I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep. I'm on my own side now. (Bourne Identity)

Shooter: Are you alright, Mr. Rainy? It sounded like you pitched a fit or something in there.
Mort: I'm just peachy, Mr. Shooter. How are you? (Secret Window)

Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, it would blow your head clean off, so you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk? (Dirty Harry)

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. (POTC)

Ted: Maybe I should take a walk around the block.
Amy: Yes, that'd be good.
Mort: Aw heck, Ted, live a little - make it two. Rubbernecker. (Secret Window)

Hahaha! This was fun! Sorry about the colors (I love color!) and Secret Window quotes... the movie was good, not great, but I just love the things that Mort says in it.

[ragingflea002]

"She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she barks like a dog and sleeps above her covers. 4 feet above her covers."
-Ghostbusters
_________________
Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in."

[LadyoftheDeadlyDance]

LOTR

((After Legolas takes down the huge mammoth))

Gimli: That only counts as one!


Pinocchio: "I'm wearing women's underwear"
All: ....
Pinocchio: "Uh, uh I'm not wearing women's underwear!"
((nose grows))
Puss'n'Boots: "Oh what kind are they?"
Gingerbread man: "It's a thong!"
~Shrek 2

And my favorite....

"Mauwiage...and wuv, twue wuv..."
~The Princess Bride

[ragingflea002]

What's your major malfunction numbnuts?! Did your mommy cuddle you too much as a child?!
-Full Metal Jacket
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Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in."

[chux]

Of course! Full Metal Jacket! Such a good intro!

I am Sergent Heartman your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'sir'. Do you maggots understand that?
Sir, yes sir
Bullshit I cant hear you. Sound off like you got a pair
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f**king beings. You are nothing but unorganised grabastic pieces of amphibian s**t. Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial biggotory here. I do not look down on niggers, tchkes(?) wafts or breezers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non hackers who do not pack to gear to serve in my beloved core. Do you maggots understand that?
Sir, yes sir.
Bullshit, I cant hear you
Sir, yes sir!
Whats your name scumbag?
Sir, Private Brown, Sir!
Bullshit, from now on you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name?
Sir, yes sir!
Well theres one thing that you wont like Private Snowball, they dont serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daly basis in my mess hall!
Sir, yes sir.
Are you John Wayne? Is this me?
Who said that? Who the f**k said that?! Who is the slimy little communist s**t twinkle toed cock sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?! Nobody, huh? The fairy f**king godmother said it. How f**king stanley, I will PT you all until you ficking die! I will PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk! Was it you, you scroungy little f**k? Huh?!
Sir, no sir!
You little piece of s**t, you look like a f**king worm, I bet it was you!
Sir, no sir!
Sir, I said it sir!
Well...no s**t. What do we have here? A f**king comedian, Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f**k my sister! You little scumbag! Ive got your name, Ive got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet. Youd best not f**k yourself or I will unscrew your head and s**t down your neck!
Sir, yes sir!
Private Joker, why did you join my beloved core?
Sir, to kill sir!
So youre a killer?
Sir, yes sir
Lemme see your war face
Sir...?
You got a war face? AAAAAAAGHHHHH!!! Thats a war face, now lemme see your war face!
Baaahhhh!!
Bullshit, you didnt convince me, lemme see your real war face!
Aggghhhhhh!!!
You dont scare me, work on it.
Sir, yes sir!
Whats your excuse?
Sir, excuse for what sir?
Im asking the f**king questions here Private, do you understand?
Sir, yes sir
Well thankyou very much, can I be in charge for a while?
Sir, yes sir
Are you shook up, are you nervous?
Sir, I am sir
Do I make you nervous?
Sir...
Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole??
Sir, no sir!
How tall are you Private?
Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!
5 foot 9, I didnt know they stacked s**t that high. Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Sir, no sir!
Bullshit, looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mammas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway Private?
Sir, Texas sir!
Texas! Holy dog s**t! Only steers and queers come from texas Private Cowboy, and you dont much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Sir, no sir!
Are you a (peanut buffer??)?
Sir, no sir!
I bet youre the kinda guy who would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you. Did your parents have any children that lived?
Sir, yes sir
I bet they regret that. Youre so ugly you cold be a modern art masterpeice. Whats your name fatbody?
Sir, Leonard Lawrence sir.
Lawrence, Lawrence what? Of Arabia?
Sir, no sir
That name sounds like royalty, are you royaly?
Sir, no sir
Do you suck dicks?
Sir, no sir
Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Sir, no sir
I dont like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on youre Gomer Pile.
Sir, yes sir
Do think Im cute Private Pile, do you think Im funny?
Sir, no sir
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face
Sir, yes sir
Well any f**king time sweetheart!
Sir, Im trying sir
Private Pile Im gonna give you three seconds. Exactly three f**king seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f**k you! 1 - 2 - 3!
Sir, I cant help it sir
Bullshit!! Get on your knees scumbag! Now choke yourself. Goddam it, with my hand numbnuts! Dont pull my f**king hand over there! I said choke yourself. Now lean forward and choke yourself! Are you through grinning?
Sir, yes sir
Bullshit, I cant hear you!
Sir, yes sir
Bullshit, I still cant hear you
Sir...yes...sir
Thats enough, get on your feet. Private Pile, youd best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks, or I will definately f**k you up!
Sir, yes sir

Long, but brilliant

[ragingflea002]

Definately.

I think it was Gomer Pyle, not Gopher, though. He took the name from a character on the Andy Griffith show.

"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."
"Your proposal is acceptable."
-M.I.B
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Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in."

[Remko]

[quote="Ghost (Cherry)"] Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not. (Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail)

Jason Bourne: Who has a safety deposit box full of... money and six passports and a gun? Who has a bank account number in their hip? I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit.
Marie: I see the exit sign, too, I'm not worried. I mean, you were shot. People do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared. (Bourne Identity)

Mort: Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. Stupid, stupid, stupid... (Secret Window)

Jake: First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint.
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. (Blues Brothers)

Jason Bourne: I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep. I'm on my own side now. (Bourne Identity)

Shooter: Are you alright, Mr. Rainy? It sounded like you pitched a fit or something in there.
Mort: I'm just peachy, Mr. Shooter. How are you? (Secret Window)

Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, it would blow your head clean off, so you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk? (Dirty Harry)

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. (POTC)

Ted: Maybe I should take a walk around the block.
Amy: Yes, that'd be good.
Mort: Aw heck, Ted, live a little - make it two. Rubbernecker. (Secret Window)

Hahaha! This was fun! Sorry about the colors (I love color!) and Secret Window quotes... the movie was good, not great, but I just love the things that Mort says in it. [/quote]
XP I love those quotes.

Also, another one from Secret Window....

"I killed my shower. *smash* ....and a mirror."

I could NOT stop laughing at that. People were staring at me. oO;

Sirius: *looks dead* AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAH! AAAH! *camera changes angle again to show a birds-eye view* *Sirius looks dead again*

[ragingflea002]

"Would you tell those assholes to shut up?!"
"Hey, SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLES!!!!"
-Animal House
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Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in."

[Ghost]

[quote]Also, another one from Secret Window....

"I killed my shower. *smash* ....and a mirror."[/quote]

Hahaha, that's in the book...

"I killed a godd**n f***ing mirror!" he shrieked.

I love that part ^^;;

[ragingflea002]

"Hey, he can't do that to our pledges!"
"Only we can do that to our pledges!"
-Animal House
_________________
Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in."