Favourite Movie Lines

iamem0tionless · Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 8:37 am Post subject:

[b]From 10 Things I Hate About You:[/b]

[u]Walter Stratford[/u]: My insurance does not cover PMS!

[u]Walter Stratford[/u]: Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today?
[u]Kat Stratford[/u]: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

[u]Chastity:[/u] I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?
[u]Bianca:[/u] I think you can in Europe.

[B]Walter:[u] I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't rasie no foo'!

[/u]Kat Stratford:[u] Hemingway was an abusive white-male alcoholic who hung around with Picasso hoping to nail his leftovers.

[U]Bianca:[/u] There's a difference between like and love. I mean I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
[u]Chastity:[/u] But I love my Skechers.
[u]Bianca:[/u] That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.

[u]Kat Stratford[/u]: I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way
I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.

[u]Ms. Perky:[/u] So, I hear you've been terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
[u]Katarina Stratford:[/u] Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
[u]Ms. Perky:[/u] The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
[u]Katarina Stratford:[/u] I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

[u]Mr. Stratford:[/u] Where is she going?
[u]Kat:[/u] She's meeting bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.
[u]Mr. Stratford:[/u] Funny.

[u]Mr. Stratford:[/u] Where do you think you're going?
[u]Bianca Stratford:[/u] Well, if you must know... a small study group with friends.
[u]Mr. Stratford:[/u] Better known as an orgy?
[u]Chastity:[/u] It's only a party, Mr. Stratford.
[u]Mr. Stratford:[/u] And hell is only a sauna.

[u]Kat Stratford:[/u] [sarcastic] I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.

[u]Patrick Verona:[/u] Don't get your panties in a twist
[u]Katarina Stratford:[/u] Don't think for one minute that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
[u]Patrick Verona:[/u] Well then, what did I have an effect on?
[u]Katarina Stratford:[/u] Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.

[u]Patrick Verona:[/u] You're not very talkative are you?
[u]Kat Stratford:[/u] Depends on the subject. My fenders don't exactly whip me into a verbal frenzy.

[u]Patrick Verona:[/u] Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
[u]Katarina Stratford:[/u] Is that right?
[u]Patrick Verona:[/u] Yeah, but I screwed up. I fell for her.

[u]Joey Donner:[/u] Mr. Morgan, is there any way we can get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class?
[u]Mr. Morgan:[/u] Some day you're gonna get bitch-slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

[u]Mr. Morgan:[/u] I know how difficult it must be to overcome all those years of upper middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough. But the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better... lunch meat, or whatever you white girls complain about, ask them WHY they can't buy a book written by a black man!
[u]White Rastas:[/u] That's right mon!
[u]Mr. Morgan:[/u] Don't even get me started on you two!
[u]White Rastas:[/u] No problem mon!

Mm <3 my favorite movie!

Marlin: Doug, lay off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.
(50 First Dates)

Henry: Sorry I'm not better looking.
(50 First Dates)

Derek: "Stepps" ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you
-Save The Last Dance

Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?
-Save The Last Dance

Nikki: That Bitch ain't got s**t on me!
-Save The Last Dance

Lady Van Tassel: Still Alive?
Ichabod Crane: Run, Katrina.
Lady Van Tassel: Yes, do run, and jump, and skip.
-Sleepy Hollow

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

~*From Dusk Till Dawn*~
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Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?

Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*ck how crazy they are.
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Earl McGraw: Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable sh*t-ass f*ckin' day every inch of the way.

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Kate: Where are we going?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.
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DaBear · Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 9:09 am Post subject:

it was definetly from an older c1982 movie starring Harrison Ford...Blade Runner.

Rutger Hauer played the last of five robtic humans coming back to Earth to meet thier maker and find they cant extend thier lives. Harrison Ford plays the Blade Runner that has to destroy them and ends up falling in love with the only one that has no life termination date (shes also gorgeous)

anyway when the last of the off world killers (Rutger) are fighting it out with Ford to stat alive and after beating Ford to a pulp (breaking his shooting hand) he looks at the Blade Runner and says:

"You better get it up, or Im gonna haveta kill ya"

I love that quote!
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ragingflea002 · Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 2:10 pm Post subject:

"Yippie ki yay, motherfuckers!!"
-Die Hard

"Die Hard 12, starring Bruce Willis. This time, he's running out of guns, he's running out of time, and he's running out of one liners. Coming soon to a theater near you"
-The Ben Stiller Show

As much as the Die Hard movies rock, I'm a sucker for parodies. Razz

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MeLikeAgua · Newb Joined: 16 Jun 2004 Posts: 4

[b]Donnie Darko[/b]
Donnie: You are such a fuckass.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a f**k.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f**k?
&
Cherita Chen: CHUT UP!

[b]Pulp Fiction[/b]
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What planet you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no planet I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f**k him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f**k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

ragingflea002 · Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:31 am Post subject:

"WHO DRANK MY GODDAMN APPLEJUICE?!!?"
-Barbershop

"NO ONE STEPS ON A CHURCH IN MY TOWN!"
-Ghostbusters

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One_Winged_Angel_Returns · Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:16 am Post subject:

"Dude, wheres my car?"
(someone stole my suped up Toyota Camary.)
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ragingflea002 · Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:56 am Post subject:

de Bergi- And the critics had only 2 words for your record "Shark Sandwich". "s**t Sandwich".
Nigel Tufnel- Get out. They can't write that, can they?

-This Is Spinal Tap

"I came for the beer and the bitches"
-10 year old from Little Nicky
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Star_The_Hedgehog · Rookie Joined: 13 Mar 2004 Posts: 41

i like this one because its the truth :ph34r:

smith:every thing that has a begining has an end

ragingflea002 · Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:01 pm Post subject:

Not necissarily.....

"He choked on.....well, the official explanation was that he...he choked...on vomit."
"And it wasn't his vomit. They said that it was someone elses vomit"
"We'll never know who's vomit it was because Scotland yard doesn't possess that kind of technology"
-This Is Spinal Tap
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LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

"Achoo! Excuse me, I'm allergic to bullshit"
~Will Smith in I, Robot

Damn I love that movie...but I kept thinking of the animatrix as I watched it... :huh:

akasha232001 · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 4

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Je suis le vampire Lestat.

Both of them are from Queen of the Damned. :wub:

Akito · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 510

You Guys, the best line we all know is...

"YOU! You take too long to take a s**t!" ~ Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door)

ragingflea002 · Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 5:45 am Post subject:

I didn't know it, but it's cool if it's from a movie named after a Bob Dylan song.

*after the main character realises because Tyler is imaginary, that not Tyler, but him really has the gun*
Tyler: Huh...
-Fight Club
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JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:18 pm Post subject:

"It's not my FAAUULLTT!!!"--anxious guy,Versus

"You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey white sackus-membranus round my personhood?...Well,you're dealing with a white blood cell here!"--Osmosis Jones,Osmosis Jones

"Ninja!!!"--Daniel,Taxi(french)

"Aha! The force field penetrating apple!"--Daffy Duck,Looney Toones Back in Action
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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject:

28 days
6 hours
42 minutes
12 seconds
that is when the world will end
~Frank the Bunny, Donnie Darko
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KFelidae · Still very bored Joined: 19 May 2004 Posts: 295

"How do I look?"
"Like a hood ornament."
- Cliff and Peevee, [i]'The Rocketeer'[/i]

"...then the animator suffered a heart attack."
- Narrator, [i]Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/i]

"I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face and that I was somebody else underneath."
"You have problems."
"I'm aware of that."
- Lamont and Margo, [i]The Shadow[/i]

"Listen, I've been living in this dump for sixteen years and haven't made a single convert...!"
"There was Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife. You converted HER."
"Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife became a Buddhist, not a Christian!"
"Same thing, isn't it?"
"No, it is NOT!"
- The Monk and Snorri, [i]Erik the Viking[/i]

"Olaf Tryggvason used to throw up on every single voyage... the whole time... non-stop... puke... puke... puke..."
"Look! I don't feel BAD about it. I just feel ILL."
". . . He used to puke in his sleep."
"Bastard!"
- Troffin and Ivar, [i]Eric the Viking[/i]

-KF

Stratadrake · Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:36 am Post subject:

(when their ship begins to fall off the "edge" of the sea towards Tartarus)
"Pay up, it's flat."
- Sinbad and the Legend of the Seven Seas
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JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:15 pm Post subject:

Errr...I thought we're gonna let the thread die?..............Oh, well... Wink

"Do we have to get a news flash everytime your body does something?"-Manny,Ice Age

"Master Yoda said to be mindful of the future"
"But not at the expense of the moment, my young padawan."
-Obi Wan Kenobi & Qui Gon Jinn,Star Wars episode1:The Phantom Menace

"Where'd the knife go?"
"*groan*Where do you think it went?!"
-fat guy and the chosen one,Kung Fu Hustle

"You're an embarrassment to nature, do you know that?-Manny,Ice Age
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--People don't mean to kill each other. It happens because they are poor or desperate or really thirsty or in need of a vacation or something.

KeheiZero · Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:55 pm Post subject:

"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball." - Patches O'Hoolahan, [i]Dodgeball[/i]

"It's the first time in this film something's gone f**king right for me." - Roy Chubby Brown, [i]U.F.O[/i]

"Damn, that's one big bitch cockroach." - Elvis, [i]Bubba Ho-Tep[/i]

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." - Dennis, [i]Monty Python & The Holy Grail[/i]
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