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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didnt want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, its only a passing thing this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you that meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didnt. They kept going because they were holding on to something.

Sawise, LotR
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

" so uh.. how's the uh...how's the escape plan coming?"
-miguel, road to el dorado-

" i don't belive this. i brought u all down here to support me and the only one on my side is the blood sucking lawyer."
"thanks john"
-jurassic park1-
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A few classic movies...

"Questions?"
"Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"When you grow up, your heart dies"

"Sporto, do you get along with your parents?"
"Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?"
"You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well then you're a liar too."

All from thr breakfast club...

"What was that we just went through? "
"Hsaw Aknow. "
"Is that Japanese? "
"No, that's Wonka Wash spelled backwards."

"Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
"What happened? "
"He lived happily ever after. "

"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."

"If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates."

And if yiu didn't know those were from the original Willy Wonka... I deeply pitty uoi...
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.

The family prayer of the main characters from [i] The Boondock Saints [/i]
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"i know less than half of half as well as i should like. and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." bilbo, fellowship of the ring.
(man thats a tounge twister)

"what did u hear. spaek."
"nnnothing important. that is, someting about a ring, a dark lord and somethin' about the end of the world. " gandalf to sam, fellowship of the ring.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"this food is so good it just makes you want to kill the chef who made it" *walks in kitchen and shoots chef*...by: the guy in unfocused (james) avatar
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


"Any you boys ever camped before"

"No, but I did eat a brownie once" Laughing - Without A paddle



" Tom I've come to take you home"

"Im free, though Im finally free tell my wife and kids I love them" Sad - Uncle Tom's Cabin



"Will we see each other again"

"What does your tell you"

"That we will" - Starwars Episode I- The Phantom Menace
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(All comedy quotes. You can argue whether or not any of these characters or good or not.)

[i][Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells][/i]

[b]Rory[/b]: Your stupidity might be your only saving grace!!
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[b]Winston[/b]: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah?
[b]Tom[/b]: Yeah.
[b]Winston[/b]: (voice rising) And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of ferilizer.
(pause)
You don't look like your average holter-f**king-culturalist.

[i][Dogma][/i]

[b]13th Apostle[/b]: A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your savior.
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[b]Loki:[/b] If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But you know what is the second best thing?
[b]Bartleby[/b]: What's that?
[b]Loki:[/b] Let's go kill people.

[i][The Blues Brothers][/i]

(Sister Mary Stigmata whacks Elwood with her stick)
[b]Elwood[/b]: Ow, you fat penguin!
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(to man in resturant)
[b]Jake[/b]: How much for the little girl? Your woman?
[b]Man[/b]: What?!?
[b]Jake[/b]: Your women, I want to buy your women. Your little girl, your daughters...Sell them to me. Sell me your children.
[i]
[Caddyshack][/i]

[b]Sandy [/b](had a thick Scottish accent): Carl, I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course.
[b]Carl[/b]: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
[b]Sandy[/b]: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
[b]Carl[/b]: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
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[b]Ty Webb[/b]: You take drugs, Danny?
[b]Danny[/b]: Every day.
[b]Ty Webb[/b]: Good. Then what's your problem?
[b]Danny[/b]: I don't know.
[i]
[Snatch][/i]

[b]Avi:[/b] Eighty-six carats.
[b]Rosebud[/b]: Where?
[b]Avi[/b]: London.
[b]Rosebud[/b]: London?
[b]Avi[/b]: London.
[b]Gemologist[/b]: London?
[b]Avi[/b]: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary f**king Poppins... LONDON.
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[b]Bullet Tooth Tony[/b]: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
[b]Vinny[/b]: These words are your last, so make them a prayer.
[b]Bullet Tooth Tony[/b]: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... f**k off.

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What can I say? I love movies.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of these quotes might be wrong, because they're coming off the top of my head.

[b]City Slickers:[/b]
Ranch Owner: "Well, I'm about as happy as a puppy with two peters."
Cookie: "This ain't no spring water drinking city food. The food's brown, greasy and lots of it."
Mitch's Friend: "What do you expect? The man ate bacon every day."
Mitch: "I found what my one thing is."
Mitch: "Kill anyone today Curly?" Curly: "The day ain't over yet."

[b]Ace Ventura: Pet Detective[/b]
Ace: "Finkel and Einhorn. Einhorn and Finkel. Finkel is Einhorn!!!!"
Ace: "Excuse me, I would like to asss you a few questions."
Ace: "Alrighty then."
Dan Marino: "You're a weird guy Ace. A weird guy."

[b]The Fast and The Furious:[/b]
Leon: "No dog, he ain't here for the sandwhiches."
Vince: "You don't know that fool for sh*t. He's got no right being here." Dominic Toretto: "There was a time I didn't know you" Vince: "That was in the 5th grade!"
Brian: "I need more speed, I need Nos!" Store Owner: "I've seen you drive, you've got a heavy foot. Amateurs don't use Nos."
Toretto: "You look like you've done this before. What are you, a wheelman?"
Letty: "Why don't you come up stairs and give me a massage." Toretto: "But look at all our guests." Letty: "Come up stairs and give me a massage." Toretto: "Brian, you still owe me a 10 second car."
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[b]Star wars episode 5, The emprie strikes back[/b]
Darth Vader: Join me, it is your destiny!
Luke: No, you killed my father!
Darth vader:No luke, I am your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Twisted yell)

[b]Harry potter and the philospophers stone[/b]
Hagrid: I think hes gunna be sick!

[b]King kong[/b]
(Kong just fell off emprie state building)
Filmdirector (Forgotten name): It was beauty that killed the beast




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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[u]Memento[/u]

[b]Leonard Shelby[/b]: [i](Running)[/i] Okay, what am I doing?
[i](Sees Dodd also running) [/i]
[b]Leonard Shelby[/b]: I'm chasing this guy.
[i](Dodd has a gun, shoots at Leonard)[/i]
[b]Leonard Shelby[/b]: Nope. He's chasing me.
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[b]Leonard Shelby[/b]: I'm not a killer. I'm just someone who wanted to make things right. Can't I just let myself forget what you've told me? Can't I just let myself forget what you've made me do. You think I just want another puzzle to solve? Another John G. to look for? You're John G. So you can be my John G... Will I lie to myself to be happy? In your case Teddy... yes I will.
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[i](Leonard hits Teddy in the back of his head with his camera)[/i]
[b]Teddy:[/b] Ah. Lenny. That s**t kills.

[u]Road to Perdition[/u]

[b]Mr. McDougal[/b]: Well this is a pleasant surprise. I wasn't expecting another deposit until the end of the month.
[b]Michael Sullivan[/b]: Actually, I'm making a withdrawal.
[i](Pulls his gun) [/i]
[b]Michael Sullivan[/b]: And I want dirty money only, everything you're holding for Capone that's off the books. Open the safe.
[b]Mr. McDougal[/b]: You're insane. You know they'll find out who you are.
[b]Michael Sullivan[/b]: The name's Sullivan. You want me to spell it?
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[b]Betty the Waitress[/b]: So what brings you guys to the middle of nowhere?
[b]Michael Sullivan, Jr[/b].: We're bank robbers.

^_^ These are, like, my two new favorite movies.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"For a time, I considered sparing your wretched planet Cybertron. But now you will witness, [i]it's dismemberment!"[/i]" - Unicron, [i]Transformers: The Movie[/i]

"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's sounding like a bad day in Bosnia." - Soap, [i]Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels[/i]

*Richie slams the till shut*
"Oh GOD!"
"Oh come on Richie, it's not that bad."
"Yes it is, I've just trapped the tip of my penis in the till drawer."
- Richie & Eddie, [i]Guest House Paradiso[/i]
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I LOVE LS&2SB. That has to be the best Brit movie ever. Lol, the last one made me laugh.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the best deliveries of a line in the history of films..

"My ignorance amuses me."

Only good part of Tomb Raider.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="theWriter (Megan)"] I LOVE LS&2SB. That has to be the best Brit movie ever. Lol, the last one made me laugh. [/quote]
There was actually a mini-series made later. Each episode was called [i]Lock, Stock & ..."[/i] with a bit added on, so there were episode titles like [i]Lock, Stock & A Fistfull of Jack & Jills"[/i] or [i]"Lock, Stock & 47 Kalashnikovs."[/i]

Pretty poor compared to the film though. ^_^
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Count of monte cristo, great movie.

Edmond: There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I've counted them many times.
Abbe Faria: But have you named them yet?
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Danglar: [while he is about to be hanged] Who are you?
Edmond: I'm the Count of Monte Cristo... But my friends call me Edmond Dantes!

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Luigi: We watch you and Jacopo fight to the death. If Jacopo wins, we welcome him back to the crew. If you win, I have given Jacopo the chance to live, even if he did not take advantage of it, and you can take his place on the boat.
Edmond: What if I win and I don't want to be a smuggler?
Luigi: Then we slit your throat, and we're a bit shorthanded.
Edmond: I find that smuggling is the life for me, and would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot!
lol'd
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and there are several more...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haven't seen the Count yet. My piano teacher raves about it, though.

[i][Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers][/i]
[b]Wallace[/b]: It's the wrong trousers Gromit, and they've gone wrong!

[i][Dick and Jane][/i]
[b]Dick Harper:[/b] Nice car. What is that, a Rolls Royce?
[b]Garth:[/b] Yeah, I just got in with this new company, great benefits. It's called Enron!
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[b]Female Banker:[/b] (Seeing her car smashed) What is your problem?
[b]Frank Bascom:[/b] (extremely drunk) What's my problem? You're parked in a handicapped spot!
[b]Female Banker:[/b] That's not a handicapped spot!
[b]Frank Bascom:[/b] It is now!

[i][Syriana][/i]
[b]Bob's Son:[/b] Do you know what prom is like in Pakistan, Dad?(wry laugh) Prom sucks, in Pakistan.
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[b]Bryan Woodman[/b]: You want to know what the business world thinks of you? We think a hundred years ago you were living out here in tents in the desert chopping each others heads off, and that's exactly where you're gonna be in another hundred. So yes, on behalf of my firm, I accept your money.

[i][Animal House][/i]
[b]Otter:[/b] Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Norma!
[b]Otter:[/b] No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
[b]Boon:[/b] Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
[b]Otter[/b]: Pork?
[b]Boon:[/b] You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
[b]Otter[/b]: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
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[b]Bluto[/b]: See if you can guess what I am now.
(puts mashed potatoes in his mouth, chews it, hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out)
[b]Bluto:[/b] I'm a zit. Get it?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh..... i like this one

"Do you want to be a pepper too" (Johnny 5)
Movie: SHORT CIRCUIT
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:huh: Never heard of that one.

[i][Big Trouble][/i]
[b]Eddie[/b]: Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms.
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(Matt and Andrew are getting prepared for a big water gun war at their friend, Jenny, in her home)
[b]Andrew[/b]: So, what's the plan? Through the front?
[b]Matt Arnold[/b]: (sarcastically) Yeah. "It's Matt Arnold. I'm here to kill your daughter, Jenny."
(truthfully)
[b]Matt Arnold[/b]: No, we gotta go over the wall, dickweed. I just she doesn't see this stupid turdmobile.

[i][Collateral][/i]
[b]Max[/b]: You're full of s**t.
[b]Vincent[/b]: I'm full of s**t? You're a monument of it. You even bullshitted yourself, all I am is taking out the garbage, killing bad people.
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[b]Vincent:[/b] (Visiting Ida) Flowers?
[b]Max:[/b] It's the money. Won't mean a thing to her.
[b]Vincent:[/b] (Staring him down) She carried you in her womb for nine months. If you can buy flowers, buy flowers.

[Pinky and the Brain]
[b]The Brain[/b]: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other... is the earth.
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[b]The Brain[/b]: Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.
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[b]The Brain[/b]: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
[b]Pinky[/b]: I think so Brain, but... Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is from [u]The Lord of the Rings[/u]

[b]Aragorn :[/b] "I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the half of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and brake all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields went the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day, [b]this day we fight !!![/b]"

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