Vampires suck (Our prayers hath been answered!)

SweetxinsanityxSarah

Shove this in your pie hole Stephanie Meyer >D

Seriously who else is giddy with delight and yearning to see this truely awsome Twilight spoof? I am still mad I didnt get to see "Meet the Spartens" yet but dammit I am not going to miss this one! I shall go see it along with my Twilight hating mother, her wearing a Team Lestat shirt and I wearing a Team Elric shirt. x3
Fear our hatred for pixie vampires rawr!

....CAT! -chases after Ami barking-
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xAmiDarkfieldx · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:29 am Post subject:

Oh what the hell!!

This has gotta be the best movie EVER!! Ok maybe not best but it makes me feel better since Twilight started coming out.

I am sick of all the twilight fans and I am sick of Stephanie Meyer and I am sick of twilight and its stupid sparkly vampire abomanations AND there pathetic werewolves...excuse me...huge dogs!! Yeah they look vicious but Lestat could kick ALL there asses.

Count Dracula...Lestat...some other awesome vampire and werewolf are all probably ashamed of twilight.
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SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:34 am Post subject:

The part that cracked me up the most in the previews was when bella was going "Yeah I do smell." And Edward is sitting next to her in a Biohazzerd Suit agreeing.

That and when the bad vampires wondering why they kept getting called the black eyed peas. Not to mention when that one vamp leaps at Ed and he's swings a baseball bat in his face...ok that part I'll give props on for mister sparkles. Thought it inspires me greatly to draw the midgit sneaking up behind sparkles with a spiked baseball bat.
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Xx_True_Dachshund_xX · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:41 am Post subject:

I want to see this because Twilight sucks and this is an epic win....and I am Team Myself lol

SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:48 am Post subject:

I'll come alittle clean though. I had the hots for Jacob when I first saw him in the previews of the first movie. I thought he was a vampire for a second. Damn he had the look of one. My mom said he looked like a young Armand like from the Interview with the vampire movie. However when he cut his hair we both weeped. And it kept us from seeing the movies and continuing to read the books.

Sorry but flexy musculer show offey guys...turn off to me.

Yes Team Edward...she eats pixie vamps and macho wolves for breakfast!
Laughing

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Xx_True_Dachshund_xX · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:28 am Post subject:

[quote="SweetxinsanityxSarah"]Yes Team Edward...she eats pixie vamps and macho wolves for breakfast!
Laughing

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NO....I eat Pixiewolfs and macho Warrior Cats for breakfast lol.

RazzberryRock · Very bored Joined: 03 Aug 2010 Posts: 225

I soooo wanna go see this movie. XD I like Twilight (like NOT love), but this just seems amazing. I'm stoked!
And....I am Team Edward.......

.......Edward Scizzorhands. <3

xAmiDarkfieldx · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:29 pm Post subject:

[quote="Xx_True_Dachshund_xX"][quote="SweetxinsanityxSarah"]Yes Team Edward...she eats pixie vamps and macho wolves for breakfast!
Laughing

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NO....I eat Pixiewolfs and macho Warrior Cats for breakfast lol.[/quote]

Can I haz some? I am so damn hungry xD

And Sarah, I have that movie "Interview with a Vampire" on DVD lol
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SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:44 pm Post subject:

As do I, along with the soundtrack on cassette tape, the promotional poster. And my mom has all of the vampire chronicals both hard and soft back covers.

Psst speaking of Anne Rice, she's stepping down from her Christian writing from what I heard....better throw in the towel Stephanie Meyer; Lestat's coming back hoowah! Twisted Evil

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CiaphasCain · Has No Life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 444

Shit looks awful.

So did Date Movie

So did Epic Movie

So did Meet the Spartans

So did Disaster Movie

What dumb motherfucker keeps paying money for these movies, and keeping this studio in business?

Jesus christ, Scary Movie series was decent for a bit, but you knew when they hit the point where it wasn't funny, and frankly, you can tell they knew too.

It's like a collection of rejected SNL skits turned into a full length film

CiaphasCain · Has No Life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 444

[quote="CiaphasCain"]What dumb $&#* keeps paying money for these movies, and keeping this studio in business[/quote]

Thanks for answering my question guys

SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:08 pm Post subject:

They do it for the lulz plain and simple. x3

I only saw one of the scarey movies, I think it was the one with Samara from the ring.
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CiaphasCain · Has No Life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 444

[quote="SweetxinsanityxSarah"]They do it for the lulz plain and simple. x3[/quote]

Then why isn't there anything funny in their movies? ;_;

SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:12 pm Post subject:

Because they love to torment you Tyler, such as television does with continuing to torment me with The Kardashian shows and the horried spin offs...that and The Hills.
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CiaphasCain · Has No Life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 444

At least those deliver what they promise.

Dumb rich niggas being dumb rich niggas.

SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:18 pm Post subject:

Exactly...I would much rather prefer watching paint dry though...but no shows about that yet so off to watch re-runs of shark week. xP

Only one I like out of the Kardashians though is Cloe [i]every now and then[/i]. She's blunt and nasty as hell. Plus her ablity to send that Scott derp into a raging fit with a few simple words makes me roll. Why soo serious Scott? Mehehehe. Never watch The Hills though...you will obtain explosive diarrea pains at mach 5 and your IQ will drop twenty points as Joel Mchale claims. Poor soul, watching all that for us.
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CiaphasCain · Has No Life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 444

This sounds like you've actually watched a decent amount of this show.

I can only theorize as to why

SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:34 pm Post subject:

Only a few episodes here and there of the kardashians.

This due to being I want to be honest when I say how badly these people suck at being famous. I dont join the bandwagon for the lulz without seeing it. I like to study these creatures and watch their mind blogging sheer utter weirdness and stupidity. Plus Scott amuses me greatly at how he thinks he is soo the awsomeness of the world and god's gift to women when sadly he's only around because the one sister is too effing stupid to leave him, and he wants to ride the gravy train and be a camara whore. Him and Spencer are the poster boys for derpness that is E.
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xAmiDarkfieldx · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:51 pm Post subject:

[quote="CiaphasCain"][quote="SweetxinsanityxSarah"]They do it for the lulz plain and simple. x3[/quote]

Then why isn't there anything funny in their movies? ;_;[/quote]

Maybe they don't know what funny is. You should write them a letter.
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SilverKitsune · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:26 am Post subject:

Meet the Spartans wasn't funny, it was a waste of time, trust. I'll wait until this movie gets on netflix to see if its worth my time. Not gonna pay money when most/all of these parodies are only worth watching when you are about to pass out.
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