Worst Fanfic Ever!

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

ooh. i'll have to go find some crap fics..

found a few yaoi fics that are kinda crappy, but only someone who's read alot of good yaoi fics would notice..

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

It will be just my luck that somebody adds my fanfiction to the list Sad

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I'm not a good critic, so something as to be [i]really[/i] terrible for me to notice.

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

http://www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=5465 <-- crap fic! terrible writing style, i laugh at its pitiful-ness.

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

http://www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=5348 crap

http://www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=5348 crap

http://www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=5454 super crap

http://www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=5368 crap

I THINK I MAY HAVE FOUND THE CRAPPIEST FIC IN EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!:

http://www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=5455

fallenangel · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:52 pm Post subject:

Uh, not cool guys. This thread is the same thing as commenting on the actual story saying "this sucks".

I'm sure there are a lot of users that only lurk the forums and don't ever say anything.

(*recently discovered people throwing a hissy fit over something I'd said to a friend on a completely different forum than where I'd said it...so you never know who's going to take something and spread it around*)

Offsite pointless things that aren't even fics are gray area, but let's not post other people's FAC "stories" as crap.
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silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

awww.

ok

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

[quote]Offsite pointless things that aren't even fics are gray area, but let's not post other people's FAC "stories" as crap[/quote]

She's right. ((nods))

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.p...hapter&id=61800

is this supposed to be a fic? or jsut a paragraph of s**t?

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

with that last fic i posted the link to, the entire thing is a paragraph. <_< seriously.

this is the entire fic:

[i]Notes: My first attempt at a drabble.

Its unnerving, the way your images have blended together in my eyes. I speak with you and suddenly Ill hear his laugh, his voice. I desecrate his image and suddenly, its yours. When I stroke your hair, I catch a glimpse of strawberry pink. I dream of his innocent, blue eyes only to wake to concerned green ones. Ill hold you and for a moment, I think its him. Just a moment, but thats all it takes to throw me off. Maybe if I back up, Ill have some perspective. Maybe, Ill finally see you and him as individuals. Maybe.

Wellany good? This is a darker take on Taki/Ryuichi, along with some Taki/Shuichi thrown into the mix.[/i]

wtf?

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

[quote="akutatsu_no_kuno_hi (zinovia)"] That's just the epilogue...but then again, the whole entire fic isn't really that good. It's just the authors own style of writing, afterall. [/quote]
that is the ENTIRE FIC.

not an epilouge, not an introduction...

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

[quote]that is the ENTIRE FIC.[/quote]

There are such fics as drabbles. More so poetry than storylines.

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

[quote="LadyoftheDeadlyDance (LDD)"] [quote]that is the ENTIRE FIC.[/quote]

There are such fics as drabbles. More so poetry than storylines. [/quote]
still.

that should not be counted as a fic.

fallenangel · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:16 pm Post subject:

Well, are 2 minute MSPaint doodles worthy pictures? Drawings where the lines are shaky, anatomy's all wrong, one eye's higher than the other, etc...? Still doesn't make it ok to insult the person on the same site where they posted. Just don't single anyone out, as it's very likely either that person or a friend of that person will see.

And there are 100 word drabbles. I personally don't care for them much, but some are very well done. Not an excuse for a lack of plot, and they're actually a lot harder than a short story with no restrictions. But that also means badly written drabbles are all the more obvious.
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amerowolf · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:34 pm Post subject:

yes this topic could be a great downer on peoples self confidence.....nice,really nice

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

[quote="amerowolf (Emily Heeb)"] yes this topic could be a great downer on peoples self confidence.....nice,really nice [/quote]
if you don't like it, don't read it. simple.

no one is forcing you to follow this thread.

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

i haven't O.o

maybe we should make a thread for really awesome fanfics too?

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

lol :lol:

it's magic!