Misunderstood!

[born2bequeen]

Ohhhhh! This was a misunderstanding! I meant fanfiction.... Not Fanart!

[Stratadrake]

I don't know about you, but this doesn't feel like a game topic to me. Sorry I can't help any, I keep away from ooc/erotic pairings.
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[born2bequeen]

[quote="Stratadrake (Strata)"] I don't know about you, but this doesn't feel like a game topic to me. Sorry I can't help any, I keep away from ooc/erotic pairings. [/quote]
Duh It has to do with the popular Video Game Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time Characters! :wacko:

[Stratadrake]

But it's not talking about the [b]game[/b], only about fan creations (fics? art?) . . . oh well. Like I said, I can't help ya out on what you're searching for, so I'll shut up now.
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[n8comics]

What the f**k are you talking about. You'd have to be pretty desprate and pretty open about your hornyness to complete strangers (who by the way, might be rapists *ahem*) to ask for suggestions on where to find porn. That is what you're asking for... porn. Listen you little crazy bastard, go look at a LoZ walkthrough booklet and masturbate in that, I hope you get a papercut, or better yet I hope the monitor radiation implodes your balls.
So anyway, this is definately not the place to ask for porn. Go somewhere else, may I suggest this site if you're really serious.
But a word of advice to you: It might be too late for you know, considering people you encounter probably already know your perverted imaginary friends porn addiction, get a girlfriend. Get one, hold her, kiss her, tell her she's beutifull and hopefully get laid some day. And each day tell her how damn lucky you are to have her, I don't care if you have to get one of those ugly nerd chicks to date you, just be glad you find one. Take her out on dates, to movies, to dinner; put that money back into the community and to impress others. Don't s**t it way to fake porn. If you're really interested in yuri so much, go draw your own. I'm sure you're an expert on this sort of thing eh?
If you haven't noticed by now, I'm not a fan of anime porn people like you. But if I may, I'd suggest hitting booble, a porn database for REAL porn, not that anime s**t that's rotted your brain. If you're not going to submit into the real world where women have flesh, big breasts and shaven/pink vaginas, just go use google or something to search for your dirty anime porn there.



Oh, congrats to the thread starter. You just earned this warning.

[amerowolf]

i really hate to agree with n8comics but he's right. even though you could have been nicer about it. it's people like nate that make the world such a lovely(sarcasim ain't it great) place.

[born2bequeen]

*Ahem* I have a few points to freakin' make.....

1. I am of the female gender and I am straight

2.I made a mistake I meant to say shojou-ai( for all you nimrods that is not porn non-sexual lesbian relations)

3.I hate porn! *Puke Gasp choke* It is a bunch of stupid ass sluts and victims of rape!

4. I am not horney

5. I don't fantasize about cartoons! Ewww! I'm not about to screw the TV! I have a real crush on a real guy.(not a movie star)

6. And to N8comics, I hope you choke and die. And if someone is generous enough to perform the hemlic.(very unlikely) I hope in the end you get marked with 666 and go straight to hell!

7. Sorry I edited the post it say shojou -ai(fanfiction)

8.Die you stupid basturds

[born2bequeen]

OOh.... My cousin *cough age 28 cough* doesn't have an account and the people won't accept new registries... So she will use my acount to offer a few words of wisdom.....Here she is......




Do you assholes know how old my cousin is?! She is only 12. That's right, a kid. She made a mistake. She is very new to anime. She typed in the wrong term... She meant shojou-ai. It can be very confusing to her. You N8 comics,should have been more respectful. You made a little girl cry. You should be very ashamed. She is apalled by porn and litteraly got sick at the stupid link you put up!!! You don't know but she is very shy. Now it will take forever for her to even talk to anyone again.

[Stratadrake]

Angry/harsh responses never help. That's why you (almost) never see such responses from me. ^_^

Do be very careful with what terminology you use, lest you give us the wrong impressions to go on. If you don't think you got the term right, play it safe and say it in plain english.
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[silver_dreams]

[quote="born2bequeen ()"]
2.I made a mistake I meant to say shojou-ai( for all you nimrods that is not porn non-sexual lesbian relations)

[/quote]
1. if you're going to call us all 'nimrods', at least spell shoujo-ai correctly.

2. Shoujo-ai can still technically be porn. softcore, lesbian porn.

3. Shoujo-ai can be sexual. it can be anything from dating to messing around. Yuri is pointless sex. it doesn't mean that shoujo-ai can't have sexual references. it all depends on what you see as 'sexual'.

4. No need to mention that you are straight and female in every post you make about yuri/shoujo-ai.

[silver_dreams]

[quote="born2bequeen ()"]
Do you assholes know how old my cousin is?! She is only 12. That's right, a kid. She made a mistake. She is very new to anime. She typed in the wrong term... She meant shojou-ai. It can be very confusing to her. You N8 comics,should have been more respectful. You made a little girl cry. You should be very ashamed. She is apalled by porn and litteraly got sick at the stupid link you put up!!! You don't know but she is very shy. Now it will take forever for her to even talk to anyone again. [/quote]
if she's so shy and gets sick at the sight of that kind of thing so easily, wtf is she doing looking for shoujo ai?

and no need to to brag about your cousin's age, born2bequeen. age doesn't mean s**t.

"born to be queen"? i think you've just been kicked off of your throne.

[born2bequeen]

StrataDrake,Thank you. You made me see how childish I was being. I should have been child-like and welcomed everyones opinion. And SilverDreams I said I was female in this post because n8comics thought I was some horny guy. I know I really need to control my emotions. But it is so hard... That's not a good excuse...And I didn't know shoujo-ai could have any porn...O-O Whoa! I meant the harmless text kind like PG-PG-13( yeah there is bad text too)... I'm scared to get in trouble looking at that nasty junk and well it is gross.And sorry about the nimrod comment. I should of asked someone I knew. Please excuse this mistake.. I can't stand people being angry or having hatrid toward me...



[b]So can we PLEASE put our hard feelings behind us try to be friends?! [/b]

[silver_dreams]

[quote="born2bequeen ()"] StrataDrake,Thank you. You made me see how childish I was being. I should have been child-like and welcomed everyones opinion. And SilverDreams I said I was female in this post because n8comics thought I was some horny guy. I know I really need to control my emotions. But it is so hard... That's not a good excuse...And I didn't know shoujo-ai could have any porn...O-O Whoa! I meant the harmless text kind like PG-PG-13( yeah there is bad text too)... I'm scared to get in trouble looking at that nasty junk and well it is gross.And sorry about the nimrod comment. I should of asked someone I knew. Please excuse this mistake.. I can't stand people being angry or having hatrid toward me...



[b]So can we PLEASE put our hard feelings behind us try to be friends?! [/b] [/quote]
1- Call me Silver. no need to type out silver_dreams every time

2- in every post on the yaoi/yuri thread, you have mentioned you are a straight female. it's unneeded and a bit annoying.

3- 'harmless text', when written in the right way, can be anything but harmless. can't forget people that mis-rate things.

3- If you were looking for the 'text' kind, you should have posted in the fanfiction forums about it, since that is technically fanfiction.

4- Didn't you think of getting off your lazy ass and looking for the fics yourself instead of posting abotu it and causing yourself all of this stupidity? <_<

5- I was going to attempt to not hold a grudge against you, but stupidity and big red letters told me not to

[n8comics]

Ok.... So let me get this straight. First you said you're looking for yuri (AKA lesbian porn). Then you say that this porn [i]is[/i] a game topic (AKA I'm horny, I need porn; too lazy to go to a porn forum and ask there). You also claimed that you needed pics of this yuri (AKA lesbian porn). Now you claim you're not horny, but just a girl looking for some good, over-the-summer shoujo-ai (AKA lesbian porn). Listen bud, you're not Japanese are you? So you shouldn't be using Japanese words if you speak English. Just say it like the rest of us: "PORN." Don't try to give me that "I'm Japanese you moron," excuse because in your profile you claim to have red hair; don't know about the rest of you but I've never seen a redhead Japanese female before. Have you? Don't give me that, "I dye my hair" excuse either, since most Asians want to dye their hair brown, not red
So back to the point. First you said you're looking for yuri, then changed it to shoujo-ai (which is apparently still porn). First you said you're looking for pictures of yuri, then you changed it to fanfictions (which is still porn...). First I'd assume that you're a lesbian (ok first I thought you're a guy, which you probably are, but I suppose I'd go with a girl now since it'll make my point sound better) and then you say you're straight. Ok let me get this straight, you're a girl looking for imaginary lesbian porno... You're a lesbian. First you're looking for porn; now you claim you hate porn and it makes you gag. Right. First you're looking for porn and you claim you're not horny. Right. First you say you're looking for anime porn or whatever, and now you say you don't fantasize about cartoons and you're not about to f**k the TV. I'd believe that. But we're talking about a videogame character here. I'm not surprised that you'd screw your game cartridge or N64. (You've just been owned :ph34r:)
Sounds like bullshit that you got all of that wrong and claim to make all of those mistakes. Face it, you're a horny girl who made the wrong mistake in coming to a forum to ask for anime porn. That's pretty far-out that you got all of that wrong. Even still, if you truely did make all of them there mistakes, in the end you're still a horny girl looking for fantasy lesbian literature.
To claim you have a real crush on a real guy and asking us to share lesbian porn with you is pretty outlandish. Are you sure this real guy isn't you're brother, or cousin or something? If it is... I'd rest my case.
I'd rest my case, but you added the little thing about hoping that I choke and die and go to hell. Well excuuuuuse [i][b]me[/b][/i]! I could name quite a lot of people who would rescue me, my friends who are WAY cooler than your friends. Honestly they tend to surpass "friend" level and just go straight to "bro." They are the ones who would not only do that but take a bullet for me, and in the event if needed would pull the trigger too. How many people do you prehaps could think up who care about you that much? (Tick-tock, tick-tock) Hmmmmm? Some of my bros may even be your friends, but I bet they like me more. Why do I say this? Did you notice that I called them bros and you didn't? LOSER. Yeah, that just goes to show you that I'm superior to you, go back to elementary and learn some values. Get a boyfriend, date this so called "crush." And for the record, if you need someone who would save me on this site, I'd call upon Lasher. Cause me and her are bros, I'm too cute to die. To insult me and use such and underhanded tactic as to telling me to die and go straight to hell, considering I'm Christian, is immature. It's stupid. It makes me almost want to crawl in bed and pray to God to smote the assholes in the world. But I won't, why? Because I'm not a sick person who wants people to die. But to suffer from moniter radiation and have their vagina implode on themselves? I wouldn't wish it, or hope it, but it'd be pretty damn funny.
The end.

[silver_dreams]

lol.

Nate, you totally rule!

[fallenangel]

Closed. Reason should be obvious.
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