A Welcome Back Present For Raymei

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

So no more cheek snuggling, eh? Smile

ragingflea002 · Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:03 pm Post subject:

Just no excessiveness.
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Lasher · Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:51 pm Post subject:

[quote="akutatsu_no_kuno_hi (zinovia)"] Ass-kissing is really not my style... especially like [i]that[/i]. *points up* [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/akutatsu/suzaku%20stuff/confuzzled.gif[/img]
Let's just say "welcome back" and that's it. There's really no need to bow down and kiss her feet. I'm leaving for new york and haiwaii for a couple of weeks yet I dont expect a huge welcome back party when i come back. In fact...nobody does, I believe. [/quote]
Agreed

And secondly, holy s**t your going to NYC? When?! I live close by. Very close by.

fallenangel · Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:36 pm Post subject:

It all depends on whose ass you kiss and how... I've gotten out of many an assignment by kissing ass. "Oh, the disk didn't save your work? That's ok, it was probably an A. Don't worry about it". Meanwhile the same thing happens to four other people and they have to redo theirs. Cool

(stupid school computers...)

But kissing ass in front of other people just makes you look like a douchebag.
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n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

Here's a good way to get on a teacher's good side without kissing ass. The first quarter of any class of any year, work your ass off to get all assignments in on time putting in 110% effort in it. That way, the teachers will pay less time paying attention to you and more time with the other idiots (AKA, classmates). This'll have the same effect without the degration of kissing ass. Try it sometime, it works.

fallenangel · Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:52 pm Post subject:

That's what I meant by ass kissing. Not "oh, you're the bestest teacher ever!". Just the first two weeks of any class being the perfect model student (we're on trimesters). Never speak out of turn, pay attention, do everything perfectly, and after that you can basically do whatever you want. Want to take a bathroom break and talk to friends in the hall for 20 minutes? Go for it, teach never says a word. That essay about Roman society not so good? No problem, he barely skimmed it. Good times...

I hate people who kiss ass in the "oh, can I help you with anything? Would you like some coffee?" way. But perfect angelic behavior gets you everywhere.

Except when I was my favorite teacher's coffee bitch as his TLA. Bastard made me make the keys for all the worksheets in his classes (math) while the other TLAs got to correct papers. Because "I know you'll do them right". That's the one and only time being the "perfect student" backfired. Still like him, though, 'cause he bought me food n' stuff to make up for it. Smile

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LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Not for some teachers. Believe me, I and my friends have tried it, but when you get a teacher who hates everybody, you're screwed, and kissing ass is the only way to stay alive during the semester.

fallenangel · Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:57 pm Post subject:

Hm, they must be horrible then because I've never failed to make even the most evil of teachers love me. My old calc teacher who retired this year was hated by absolutely everyone as being a cruel bitch who wouldn't answer questions or review a concept, or if she did, she'd do it in an insulting way. Unless I asked the question. Hell, she bought me a fuckin' present at the end of the year. I liked her. Anyway.

Some take a little bit longer, but eventually they can all be broken.

(though to be fair, I [i]do[/i] learn the material and earn my 4 point. Just don't do all the assignments and busy work that wastes time)
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ragingflea002 · Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:50 pm Post subject:

I did that for the first nine weeks. By the middle of the third nine weeks, I had been sent to the office 4 times, gotten 5 calls home, at least 20 lunch detentions, and I passed with all honors.

Although, for the record, I have gotten rid of my kindergarten, first, second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth grade teachers.

If you guys knew me outside of these forums, I swear, you'd be amazed.
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LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

It was the same thing with our class: 4th grade: teacher left, 5th grade: teacher left, 6th grade: teacher stoped teaching and went into therapy, 8th grade: school burns down/closes. O_O

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Next thing you know, somebody in my class will set off the atomic bomb, then we'll all be screwed.

ragingflea002 · Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:42 pm Post subject:

First grader burned down the primary wing of the school once. 6 year old, mentally challenged arsonist. I felt very safe.
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scarlet11 · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 75

Uh...Ok, I am not clear on what this post is about...is it about raymei or what? Talk about crude.

ragingflea002 · Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:10 pm Post subject:

Not anymore, babe.
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LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

It's obviously about ass-kissing now...in someways it probably inspired the beginning of this post (I was actually just being nice, didn't know I was ass-kissing. But once i thought about it, it was kissing-ass. WTF?

I'm a closet ass-kisser...) So it's all relevant, not crude.

No need to ruin our fun! >_<

ragingflea002 · Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 1:25 pm Post subject:

Scarlett must not know us very well. :P

Raymei's in Japan, we're happy for her, she'll come back with stories to tell, and we'll listen, I'm sure.

She needs no gifts. She wasn't in a hospital.

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Raymei · Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:59 pm Post subject:

you don't know I wasn't in the hospital lol n.n

but yeah..it's a nice thought, but I really don't need anything o.o don't see why or what I would..... Except maybe sleep lol

o.-? 'specially since I checked in on FAC like...once or twice while I was gone so it wasn't entirely "gone"

thanks anyway n.n;;;

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Well, a thread deticated to -somewhat- kissing Raymei's butt is present enough, ne? *giggle-snort*

ragingflea002 · Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:30 am Post subject:

Where's the thread made to kiss my ass?

"Oh my God Flea, you are so awesome. I'm ecstatic with love."

Oh the sarcasm would make me die laughing.
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silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

that would be a perfect Spam thread. Smile