Worst Movies Ever!

born2bequeen · Member Joined: 07 Jun 2004 Posts: 66

The ancient Version of Haunted Hill.
The new one was so much better.

n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

[quote="ragingflea002 (Flea)"] DAMN YOU AIR BUD!!!!!!

Spy Kids.........I wanna kill them little fuckers..... [/quote]
So do I! Grrrr, stupid movies, stupid jokes, crappy CGI... They're total crap! But you've gotta love Airbud ^^ Sure, all of the actors sucked, but the dog rocked Laughing

Well, I have a thing for dogs... so yeah.

Adding to my list of horrible movies:
A Cinderella Story

My g/f insisted on me taking her and her little sister to go watch this crap. I didn't want to, fell asleep half way and woke up 3/4 through. Who knew that I was the one that ended up in paying for the movies and snacks o_O Both of them liked it, I had to agree with them... Well, while they're around atleast. Duff has to be one of the worst teen actors out there, not a horrible actor, but the worst.

Sorceress_Ultimecia · Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:29 pm Post subject:

Nate, I thought you were going to say Pootie Tang again! I wonder why... Laughing

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catgurl101 · Member Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

Lizzie Mcguire the movie. OKAY I HATE ,DESPISE, CURSE hilary duff. she sucks. i hate her so much. that movie is gay.
oh ya, and George of the jungle. god. that movie is SOOOOOOOO retarded. i used to like it though. <_<

mangadude123 · Still very bored Joined: 27 Jun 2004 Posts: 400

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ragingflea002 · Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 9:45 am Post subject:

Dude, you need to stop with that s**t.

I hate anything that stars Hilary Duff because she tries to sing.
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TheDawnOfDarkness · Member Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 77

[quote="ragingflea002 (Flea)"] I hate anything that stars Hilary Duff because she tries to sing. [/quote]
I hate her movies for that too and also because she cant act.

Another movie I hate is Darkness Falls. It was so cheesy.

Riyo · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 7:39 pm Post subject:

Worst Movie Ever: The Wilson (Winslow?) Boy

We were the [b]only[/b] ones in the theater (My family, minus dad, and my sister's friends family, minus her dad) the [b]second[/b] day it was released...

It was long, boring, and I fell asleep ten minutes into it, I then woke up in the middle of it and then fell asleep twenty minutes later and then woke up at the end. It was just plain terrible.
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X2CY · Still very bored Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 340

I cant beleive no-one has said this: My Big Fat Greek Wedding! :wacko:
It's like, the most boring movie ever made! I still dont see the point in it

Nyah · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 178

hmm the fifth element always stands out for me.
ginger snaps cos the werewolf at the end sucked ass and all the way through the film sucked.
Street fighter has to be one of the worst ever and gives video game based movies an even worse name than they already have.
Underworld was a load of crap and I couldn't stand the main characters.
The exorcist, people go on about how scary it is but I just found it unbelievably boring.
Darkness Falls just because they ripped the witch thing off Sin Scissors from Devil May Cry and you could see evrythin coming.
Lots of kids movies suck of course like a monkeys tale who the hell thought of that.
There's probably many more that I can't remember

X2CY on the my big fat greek wedding that was just plain boring and on the box it says the best US comedy of the year I was like if this is the best what's the worst?!

Nyah · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 178

[quote="Akuryou (StickyKeys)"] Also the Harry Potter movies suck, they didn't follow the book close enough and the 3rd one they left out major parts, like explaining the secret keeper thing. [/quote]
Actually I liked Chamber of Secrets but POA was a massive huge disappoint for me seeing as thats my fav book. I blame Daniel Radcliffe the boy can't act. Well actually the kids are all pretty bad but he's the worst.

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

[quote]I cant beleive no-one has said this: My Big Fat Greek Wedding!
It's like, the most boring movie ever made! I still dont see the point in it[/quote]

Just because you find it boring doesn't mean it's one of the worst movies ever made Smile

I never saw the full movie, only parts. I think it appeals to an older audience... and possibly greeks. It reminded me a lot of a greek family I knew. So the parts I saw i found kinda funny
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Squidman · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:44 am Post subject:

[quote]Thats the thing, they want to make money off these sequels. Disney has really gone downhill, I blame Hilary Duff[/quote]
Yes, Disney was very good once upon a time... people forget that they were once the pioneers of their genre... what Dreamworks and Pixar have now become with their computer animation... what Star Wars was with Sci-Fi

....Speaking of Star Wars, those prequils they've been churning out are utter s**t. All I can say is, If *I* was creative enough to invent some stalk-eyed humanoid lizard-rabbit-Yoshi-Frog-fish-man he'd bekicking ass, not talking in some Italian/Jamacan/Squeaky toy accent, zotting his tongue at the li'lest Sith Lord and tripping over people.

And I seem to be on a kick for complaining about The Crow lately. I may have actually liked the movie, if it weren't for the fact that I loved the comic. The comic seemed so deep and meaningfull, littered with song quotes, black humour, and gorgeous peices of O'Barr's original artwork... the movie was your typical pop-culture "let's make a superhero!" type of thing.

So many things that bothered me about it:
-The names: In the comic, they go out of their way to keep Eric's last name undisclosed, like if someone's holding a file on him, their hand will be covering the last half of the label. It may not seem like much, but it adds something. In the movie, they call him "Eric Draven". Draven. Har har. Sounds like "raven". Funny.

-The crow that followed him around: In the comic, the bird was more of a figment of his imagination. He heard it telling him not to look when his girlfriend was being raped and murdered, and doesn't exist beyond those flashbacks and in his occasional ramblings of "the crow said don't look!". None of this "the crow is his link to the afterlife, if we kill it he is vulnerable!"

-The characters: That little Avril-Lavigne-sk8R~grrl type kid in the movie was originally a completely innocent little girl who had been all but abandoned by her slutty mother and thought the Crow was a clown. T-Bird was a strong, handsome black man who ran the gang of mobsters, not some ratty little miscellanious white guy who gets three minutes of screen time and answers to a higher authority. Shelly wasn't trying to clean up the city and save the world from thugs, Eric wasn't a rock star, the Crow was completely impervious and lost in his own little world. Every character was completely redesigned from what they were before and came up lacking.

The bizzare attempt to have the Crow teach us good morals: I found that scene where the Crow squeezes the morphine from the woman's veins and tells her about how drugs are bad for her a little funny, especially when in the comic the Crow actually takes a bottle of morphine for himself and goes home to shoot up.

Ah well... I know changes are to be expected... I just wish that they would have done a better tribute to James O'Barr's creation because it's probably my favourite Graphic novel out there... I had such high hopes for it. *sigh*

A moment of rememberence for this beautiful comic...

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Nyah · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 178

I'm going to add [b]the ice storm [/b]despite all the names it had in it and everything it totally utterly sucked and bored the hell outta me and yeah disney movies have really started to suck I don't even bother watching them any more. It's all friggin talking animals that was good for the lion king but brother bear just sucked. I think Mulan was the last disney (animation) movie I liked and how long ago was that released.

Yusuke · Still very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 261

Hmmm, Bad movies. Well, I hated all of the Pokemon movies.

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

Master of Disguise was a piece of crap. I realize it was made for children, but they could have put a little more effort into it... at least they could have made it make some sense. I'm sorry but last time I checked, if you bite someones nose off.. you can't just spit it back onto their face and have it all back to normal. Crazy. And why the hell did he just start spinning out on the floor like that..... was he on crack or LSD or something?
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izzy · Member Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 71

""*cough*... so any others smile.""

:huh: wow... there are alot.... it'll take me hours to name them all... Laughing

NauticalNymph · Very bored Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 141

[i]Lady Audley's Secret[/i]...

A mystery gone horribly wrong by spilling the secret at the beginning of the movie- killing off the best character twenty minutes into it, and just being crappy all together. I blame Canada. Because it's Canadian. Razz

No- I joke... sorta... No offense to any Canadians out there :huh:

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

Well I hope you learned your lesson. Don't waste your time with Canadian films.
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Bahl_Rohg · Still very bored Joined: 27 Jun 2004 Posts: 282

Sanitarium or darkness falls, worst movies ever, wasted my time <_<