Music Rants

[chaosmega]

After my... conversation with flea, I decided we should all just diss whomever. Here you can say whatever about all those... talented... musicians you really can't stand.



I will go first:

BRITNEY SPEARS! She's a complete sell-out and a slut to boot. She changed her whole image for the profit and now she's kissing Madonna! WHORE!

[the_CrEePiE]

GOOD CHARLOTTE! OMG OMG HOW ANNOYING! THEY PISS ME OFF BUT OOOOOOOOO YOU SAID "TALENTED" SO I WILL SPEAK OF SOMEONE ELSE FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!

i can't stand elton jon, he's a legend, but he's gay, i don't like his voice, and he just flat out scares me!
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[chaosmega]

I believe that the only reason the Backstreet boys got a record deal was because of how they look, which isn't that freat I might add. They are money loving, narcisistic morons who wish they had balls. I mean no offence to anyone who listens to their music.

[fallenangel]

Backstreet Boys were a conceptual band, exactly like the spice girls. They were auditioned and put together by what's his face (the fat guy...think he's from Florida) to be a pre-packaged group of sickeningly digestable pop music with plastic songs and even more fake "personas". They had a record deal before they even became a group. They had a fanbase before they were signed (as does any boy band, since there is a large population of preteens that will listen to any and all of them). They bring nothing to music and are an utter waste of time.

To compare them to a real artist is impossible.
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"I care about people as much as I care about lawn furniture" - Dexter/Michael C. Hall

[chaosmega]

Nice!


Who likes.... Madonna?

Madonna went out of style in the 80's and is despereate to hold on to fame untill the bitter end. She will go to any means to impress and/or shock people and that includes kissing other women like britney spears and changing her pathetic name again. Her music was original but has become lame and unwanted and I could probably think of a whole host of other people I'd rather listen to. She has a terrible personality and constanly changing looks, and a HUGE ego.


ALSO: someone needs to kill michael jackson, the sick child raping pedifile

[the_CrEePiE]

hmm..... 50 cent!

he said he went to prison just to act all cool but he really didn't!..... and there's no point in the songs he sings.... i can't understand them, so i went to azlyrics.com to check it out, but i still don't get it!
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[fallenangel]

Madonna... I respect what she's done and how she went about it. Far more respectable than the likes of current pop princesses. Her changing image, while less extreme, can be compared to Bowie in that she doesn't let herself be cornered to a single look. Never liked her music and her most recent attempts at finding a new persona are rather lame.
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"I care about people as much as I care about lawn furniture" - Dexter/Michael C. Hall

[chaosmega]

Okay then, I was listening to the radio and AL came on.




Avril Lavigne- stupid wannabe poser extraordinair. Her music is ridiculous and fake, she acts like a punk, she has no care for other's oppinions, and is all about money. Anything I missed?

[the_CrEePiE]

hm... simple plan... i dunno muchh about them, but all i know is that alot of people i talk to have never heard of them, and that i don't like the dude's voice!

shmmoo!
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[fallenangel]

No more Buckcherry! Have a friend who is still utterly obsessed with them, no more, please. I beg of her. And everyone. I'm all Buckcherry-ied out. In moderation, hey, bring it on... But I just can't handle them in excess. If I hear another Buckcherry song one more time... :wacko:

*We needed a slightly less current MTV-Baby rant...*
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[chaosmega]

less? okay... let's think...


I really cannot stand Howie day. His lyrics do not make sense to me and his music is boring and unappealing. blech, he's anoying!

[Rebus]

Katie Melua and her ilke. They've all got nice voices and are as interesting as my slippers.

I'm not sure how famous The Stands are, but apparently they're on their way up. To paraphrase an old saying, stir a bucket and cream isn't all that rises.

R

[the_CrEePiE]

Hilary duff and her mom are both b*tches!

one of aaron carter's ex's came to a party that they were at at the same time, and her and her mother just HAD to go to the director who was throwing the party and demanded that she be removed from the party. Luckily he told them to kiss his ass. And hilary's singing sounds like she's only speaking to a beat. She doesn't deserve a concert!!!!! That come clean song near the end she's all out of tune and s**t and it sounds TERRIBLE!!!!! And lizzie mcguire show was RETARDED!
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[fallenangel]

Semi-music related...

Merch sites that don't keep their index updated. Fanfire.com is the absolute WORST about this. Order something, and five weeks later "Oops, out of stock, here's your money back". If something's currently out of stock, put a damn OUT OF STOCK in big fuckin' red letters and stop wasting my time. Or even have a letter sent within a week. There's no excuse for waiting FIVE or more weeks to notify me I ain't gettin' what I ordered. Just got another letter from a different site saying what I ordered SEVEN weeks ago will not be arriving and that the money has been put back on the credit card.

Bloody hell! I even gave them the benefit of the doubt for awhile 'cause the site said "takes 2-4 weeks for delivery, up to 6 if the product is out of stock." Ok, 6 weeks to get more stock, fine... But no, seven weeks later, "sorry, nope". Just update the stupid sites. Say "OUT OF STOCK".


But on a happier note, I now have that $30 merch credit back (part of a birthday gift) and have been dying to raid the Faster Pussycat swag section... And if they're out of stock, I'll personally go down to California and kick Taime Downe's ass. Then steal his shirt.
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"I care about people as much as I care about lawn furniture" - Dexter/Michael C. Hall

[the_CrEePiE]

[quote="fallenangel (fallen)"] Semi-music related...

Merch sites that don't keep their index updated. Fanfire.com is the absolute WORST about this. Order something, and five weeks later "Oops, out of stock, here's your money back". If something's currently out of stock, put a damn OUT OF STOCK in big fuckin' red letters and stop wasting my time. Or even have a letter sent within a week. There's no excuse for waiting FIVE or more weeks to notify me I ain't gettin' what I ordered. Just got another letter from a different site saying what I ordered SEVEN weeks ago will not be arriving and that the money has been put back on the credit card.

Bloody hell! I even gave them the benefit of the doubt for awhile 'cause the site said "takes 2-4 weeks for delivery, up to 6 if the product is out of stock." Ok, 6 weeks to get more stock, fine... But no, seven weeks later, "sorry, nope". Just update the stupid sites. Say "OUT OF STOCK".


But on a happier note, I now have that $30 merch credit back (part of a birthday gift) and have been dying to raid the Faster Pussycat swag section... And if they're out of stock, I'll personally go down to California and kick Taime Downe's ass. Then steal his shirt. [/quote]
Hee hee!


Hmm... I'm watching a budweiser commercial, and it just reminded me about Bon Scott who drowned in his puke! Then AC DC got another singer!
oo imagine drowning in your stomache acidy alcohicy puke!

oo, and kid rock is a sad sight, My friend smelled like pot when she came back from that concert in billings near the end of school! YUCKY
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[chaosmega]

Man that's gotta suck big.

I've been listening to the radio and they've playing the same god damned songs over and over and OVER! Get an new fricken play list, for cryen out loud! That jusr pisses me off, especially when they play Nelly or somethin a hundred times in a row.

[the_CrEePiE]

here in portland, they play rock and rock only! my favorite station is 101.1

i like 101.1 in helena, too!
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[Diathene]

I really, really detest all this plaintive whimsy that's been churned out by British bands at the moment. Coldplay, Keane, Ed Harcourt and all their clones. Christ, stop whining for a few minutes and you might be able to write a memorable hook...

Other than that, boy bands, boy-rock bands, girl bands, girl-rock bands and Robbie Williams. Die, please!

[BeautyXMorya]

Avril Lavigne and Hillary Duff should really get into a cat fight on national television, they al ready ahte each other as it is. I hated both of them until Avril Lavigne made good songs..but I hate Hillary!!! She sucks!

[the_CrEePiE]

[quote="BeautyXMorya (Sweet Spawn of Dar"] Avril Lavigne and Hillary Duff should really get into a cat fight on national television, they al ready ahte each other as it is. I hated both of them until Avril Lavigne made good songs..but I hate Hillary!!! She sucks! [/quote]
they did in a magazine, and i, too, agree!
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