Powtaz News-

[Powtaz]

lol, um where to begin? ok, i know. Ok, as some of you know, i am a member of the highly popular, biggest north american Message board system, IGN. well, as some of you know, I am not liked at IGN, because, rather than bein silly, im evil ^_^ well, its phunny. yah, anyways, all i did was point out their flaws, lol. So, as luck would have it, one of the hundreds of mods got tired. even though, whenever i was there, pages would come flying in. He decided to get rid of me, once and for all, so, once again, i have been permanatley banned from a website.
lol, the only funny thing is, they banned the IP. now, my college runs through a strict firewall, and ALL the computers in the school run through the same IP address. haha, i wish i had known that earlier.
as it just so happens to turn out, there are appearently many students in this college that use IGN. talk about going out with a big bang, a final blow if u will, lol.
now, because i am not truly evil, i made it my mission to get the IP unbanned, and as of today, that mission has been accomplished. The IP was unbanned, although, i am permabanned. Thus, Zatwop was born,...

ok, so they were stupid, and didnt see that Zatwop spelled backwards = Powtaz. So, i was threatened to reveal who i am, or theyd get a mod to ban Zatwop. so, now, i have revealed myself, and am sittin back, to wait for the possibilities. either they will accept my friendly gessture, or i will get the IP banned again, for breakin the rules and coming back. I am so hated there, which, is odd, because, then i became so loved. who knew bein a heel could get fans, lmao.

so, now that i have decided to leave the big wrestling fans alone, i should be off the hook.

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My 10 year old cousin is going to have his first communion in a few months. And my aunt asked him who he wants as his godfather. and i have a HUUUUUUUUUge family. But, he chose ME. so, now, after being honored and stunned, i am sooo happy even though im not religious, and never had my own communion. appearently i might have to read a passage in front of lots of people or something, and i have to stand up there with him. my little cousin adores me.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when my parents told me yesterday when i got back from work, i had nothing witty to say, i was just speechless and blank. Im going to be my cousins godfather

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UPDATE.
Zatwop has just been Banned.

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Crazy pregnant girl is back.
she started textin me to call her, i didnt reply, then, she started sayin that she hates me and wants me to burn in hell. so, i asked why. and then she said deep down shes truly in love with me, and wants me badly. then, i stopped bein a pushover. I told her straight forward, i am not interested in her, and that shes to much of a trouble maker, and that she has done enough.
She didnt care, she still wants to be "buddies". I told her that thats all we shouldve been in the first place, she just started fallin for me. She hates me, but loves me. But finally, i got her off my back.

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ok, anyone remember that 13 year old girl that has sex with her bf, 11 year old sister and her bf? that i once brought up in the chatroom a few months back? well, now there is a new update on that.
She has been doin heavy drugs for quite some while now, and her excuse is that she is 13, and nothing can happen to her. she also believes that needles and pills do nothing. i always tried to help her, i gave her top of the line advice, but she still fell deeper. finally, she stopped. She had won her battle. Until, she met her new bf. She was havin an affair with him on the side, and her old bf found out. He punched her in the face. She got majorly depressed, and turned back to the drugs. i still, tried to help her. That is until she did the unthinkable.
Her 11 year old sister wanted to try these drugs (extacy, coke, weed) so, her 13 year old sis, went and got her some, and now they are both hooked on it. Thats when the 9 year old brother became curious, and the 11 year old, not knowing any better, let him try it. now, these three kidz are addicted to hardcore drugs. mainly extacy. The 13 year old, doesnt care that her sister is doing the drugs, cause "shes a sluty bitch and should die" (stupid way of seeing a family member), but is upset her bro is into it. Once again, she turned to me for advice.
Well, as u can imagine, I flipped. I wasnt gonna be the all positive saying crap like, "it'll be ok, just be patient, time will heal ur errors" and convince her to seek parental or proffesional assistance, and so on. no, not this time, she had done it, she had reached my limit of support.
It was her life, so i never really criticized her for her wrong decsisions, but now, shes gotten 2 younger kidz involved. So, i gave her s**t. (disipline is better than pasifism at certain times) i wasnt flaming her or anything, i was lecturing her. i felt like a parent, lmao. so i did a lot of research and got her the results, makin it clear that i had lost respect for her.
I wished her good luck, and signed off.

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Oh carp! the police station. I gotta go the 18th to identify this thief that robbed my srore, i dont really remember the ghuy, since it happened two months ago.

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SPRRRRRRRRRRRING BREAK!!!!!!! NEXT WEEK. too many exams this week, but once they are over, its clear sailing for a week! relaxation, and stress free. well, besides work.

and then i got the Hockey game on the 20th yaaaaay! lol, Lafleur might sponser our uniforms. its phunny, cause its true. my uncle is in the Rcmp, so we usually wear rcmp logos.

also, wrestlemania is this week, oh yah!

[Powtaz]

lets not forget that tommorow at 8, i have my fitness appraisil in gym. if im not dead tomorrow night, then, i will be close. (tests ur maximum strenghts and discoverz ur weaknesses) aka 2 hours of hell. then, i immidiatley after hav a 3 hour class, with 2 tests.
plus 1 exam, wednesday, 2 thursady. 5 projects due thursday. and a french oral exam friday.
i also work tonight and wednesday night, and then all of saturday. maybe sunday. (wrestlemania after that woooooooooohoooooooo).
oh yah, plus i got a piece of wood stuck in my finger at work saturday. it hurt. i used scissors to get it out. that hurt more.

[Ambush347]

Hell yeah fitness appraisal is gonna be fun tomorrow! <_<

Not to mention last semester I practically tore up a ligament during the 12 minute run. Great fun for the whole family.


Powers you motherfucker stop going to IGN!

[iamem0tionless]

Wow, that's definately lots of news. I'm proud of you for telling that chick off, hopefully she'll leave you alone now. If not, you can give me her number and I can harrass her with text messages, because I'm that cool > Good luck with your exams and stuff.

[Powtaz]

nothing beats getting an entire College permanatley banned from IGN.
i pwned them all, both IGN, and the school.


and thanx Kate, if worse comes to worse, i will know who to call. The Ghostbusters. and if they are not around, i shall email you. lol. yay, ur proud of me

[Lasher]

Yaay, good job pow! you ignored her, then told her straight forward what needed to be told! good job babe, we're all proud.

The littel girl....wasn't here i guess when that first came up *shrugs* but that's disgusting, and i have no respect for her kind what so ever. I don't care for the most part, but when your that young and into drugs, especially the hard stuff, i'll straight out treat you like the trash you are and i won't feel the damn slightest bit bad for it. But getting to other little kids into it, i'd probably turn them all in to the cops for it, it wouldn't be hard for a cop to find something on them as niave as they sound and just dumb, and let them take it from there. They'd be put into rehab and into better parental care.

sorry, but i hate hardcore drugs, especially when those doing it are just plain idiots i can't even begin to explain it.

Getting you, and the whole college banned from IGN, hats off to you powtaz, that is, a great and awesome accomplishment! GREAT! lmao. I wish i could do that.

[BAMFManiac]

wow! lots of interesting news! lol nice job getting the whole college banned!

whoa that's seriously messed up with that 13yearold girl. it sounds like some dramatic lifetime movie or something. i'm very sorry that she was stupid enough to give in to drugs and get those little kids into them. i hope your lecture kicked her into shape!!
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i fought the war, but the war won

[Powtaz]

UPDATE:

Physical Appraisil was hell, BUT, i did GREEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!!!! i am so proud of myself. also, i lost weight, and got taller since the last time i did all them measurements. also, I have a POWERFUL grip, most peeps had a grip between 60-85, i had 97 my teacher had 115 or so. also, i did greeeeeat in the curl ups. and the running killed me.

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my english essay, i managed to pull off 967 words! lmao, see class thats what happens when u dont read the book. you overwhelm the paper with great writing, and guarentee a pass. that was just the rough copy too, gotta write final version tomorrow. aaaaaarg. and my pen died half way through the exam, and i didnt have an extra! talk about panicking. luckily, i went to the prof and told her, and then some1 gave me a pen
also, the exam i had today, was easy as hell. y do i even worry??! next, lmao, remember that spelling thingy, where we used word? well, she realized this, and now we do it on paper real paper.

now, must get ready for income taxes

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also, THANX lasher and alex!!!!! yes, getting all these people banned from IGN is a great accomplishment, i laughed. ambush didnt laugh that much. neither did one of my other friends. oh, and the funny thing is, ambush got banned for 2 days also, for some conspiracy involving my presence on the board. lol, but he got 2 days, i got forever. well, technically, he had gotten "forever" to, because of the whole IP thing, lol. i think i managed to get the IP unbanned. oh well, letters do not solve everything.

appearently someone named Cherry has decided my fate, lol.


"This user name has been permabanned. It will not be unbanned.

You are receiving this request via my personal email because our unban
email system is down, however, you must continue to use ign's unban
system for all unban requests. Any requests received on this email address
will be deleted without being read.

Cherry"

Lasher, aww, tanx for bein proud of me

and as for that little girl, i havent spoken to her since, so i do not have an update on that. shes a psycho to me now.

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thats all, for now, in the Powtaz News. My life is interesting, so expect more, lol.

[Powtaz]

how can i forget......

some girl is mad at me, cuz she "loves" me, and im not in love with her. so, now, i get like 25 txt messages a day. some one save me, lol.


damn, my life is phun <_<

aah, the life of a celebrity, lmao.

oh, and crazy pregnant girl is appearently telling people that i have a girlfriend, in an attempt to kill my love life. lol

[layzcarter]

Why have you started a thread talking about your life as if it is really that important to anyone on here. I don't think anyone really cares about some preg girl or some crackhead you know. We all have those kind of people in our own lives. Sorry if this comes across as rude but honestly...... are you so self-centered?
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[Powtaz]

......... that was out of left field (dunh dunh dunh)

self centred, me not really.

lets not play games, game over. (dunh dunh dunh)

the world is coming to an end!!!!!

also, did anyone here ever read Animal farm? i did. its a book. about animals on a farm. Its a good book, about animals on a farm. MOOOOOOOO said the cow. MOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
me like randomness, me like spoons to, and tomatos. wait, i dislike tomatos.

PWNED!

also, y did u read, if u do not care? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

i spell words. words spell I.

monkeys. monkeys. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! wizard monkeys! wizzzzzzzard of ozzzzzzzzzzz! MUHAHAHA. i pwn monkeys! i pwn them all! MONKEYS!

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so, should i continue posting interesting serious discussion, or go back to that? hmm?

[Powtaz]

posting like that was more phun, and more me, thus i have made my descision :D



YAY! guess what everyone, IM BACK........................CAMEL SAUCE SAUCE AND MOKEY BOYS!


tehehe. liver.

[Lasher]

Wow, carter, seriously girl, no more category cleaning for you for the rest of the week young lady! Have you gone sour or what?

Ah, he's pow, he doesn't know what self centered is sweetie, he's just finding a way to get conversations going, and for people to post. I know the kid, and he's the least self centered person i've ever known. *flicks powtaz at the temple* dumbass, think of you! YOU!


:P

yeah, whatever. lol.

*gives carter a jar of cookies and pats her on the back*

[Powtaz]

yes lasher, i know that kid too. wait a second he is 19, hes not a kid anymore.

theres no place like home. theres no place like home. *taps ruby red shoes*

im thinking of me now. tehehehe. least self centred u ever met? wow. i must try to become selfish right now.
so i did. lol, with magical posts.

post cereal.

[Ambush347]

Powers by saying "tehehehe" it just gives off the impression that you are gay.

[Powtaz]

and by thinking that, it makes u look homophobic.

lol, is that even a word. oh well. well, would a gay man do this?!

hello Lasher.


No! they would not. fool.

lmao.

also, fill in the blanx.........Kung________ ___________ Mania what does that spell? i shall give u a clue. movie, and tv show.

[Ambush347]

OMG powers is posting! Did you miss your test?

[Powtaz]

lol, no, i got out at 2:30. yaaaaaaaay for writing skills!!!!!!

also, KungPOW and TAZmania.
make Kung_Mania. aka, go check IGN. thanx. lmao.

[Ambush347]

LMAO WTF! You're a gonna get banned again. Lol but everyone is so fucken stupid there they proly won't even notice it's u! Gain their trust and then shatter it!

[Powtaz]

well, if they were stuopid enough to unban the IP, lol, its their own fault.
so, no more, Powtaz, Zatwop, Powtaz1, Powtaz_2, Powtaz_3, Powtaz_4. i guess Kung_mania stands a chance. if not Powatz will enter, and then p0wtaz. and p0wt4z, and so on, and so on, ....lol. do u think theyd notice TazPow?