Any Theorys About Snape

Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

Any theorys about snape?
IS HE A [b]VAMPIRE,[/b] A Robot,
A MONKEY?

post your ideas Smile

LightningAurora · Still very bored Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 370

!?!

That's an unusual selection of theories. I think that Snape is human (boring old me), but just looks like a vampire.

He may, for all we know, actually be a cross-dressing woman who's so ugly she decided to act like a man, and transforms every night into a vampire from hell who goes around sucking blood, and then proceeds to try on a selection of fancy dresses before changing back again.

But I think this is highly unlikely. I'll stick with 'Snape is human.' Very Happy

Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

Lmao! good one, But you never know! you might know the truth about snape!
You might be reading jk rowling's mind!
(inspireing music start)
GO MY MINIONS!! SPEAD THE WORD THAT SNAPE IS A CROSSDERSSER!!!
GO, GO, GOOOOOOOOOOOO.

LightningAurora · Still very bored Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 370

LOL. I think I've started somthing very dangerous here. GREAT!!!! Very Happy

Dogss · Would like fries with that Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 807

Ahahaahahahah!! Thats funny! Personally, I think Snape's a Vampire...not full blooded but..patial...half blooded. Whatever you want to call it. I once developed a theory that he was somehow part Dementer. One I thought he was a former warewolf....one once I thought..simaler to Aurora's theory....he could transform MAGICALLY into a waman whenever he wanted. Crazy man, crazy!

I doubt he's entirely human....it seemes illogical that any compleat human being would act like he does.
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LightningAurora · Still very bored Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 370

Partial vampire - that could work! Although he'd still surely have some side-effects from the light and all that other stuff. Could work though.

I'm still liking my cross-dressing theory, even if I know it aint true! Very Happy

PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:48 am Post subject:

Well if vampirism was in his blood, then that would mean that alot of the wizarding families have vampire blood in them.. Even Sirius.. As all the wizarding families were inbred and inter-related etc..

Yes? No?

Sorceress_Ultimecia · Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:10 pm Post subject:

I think he's just some guy...Who has a bad attitude and is picky on who he likes, kind of like me....I wonder if any rumours are going around about me....I must snoop around. Oh yeah, Gray....I think all Slytherins are pure-blood, as in just human...or wizard..

Snape, a cross-dressing woman.......What about the Adam's Apple and manly voice?
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ragingflea002 · Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:20 pm Post subject:

Girls have Adam's Apples, they're just not as noticible, but they do have them.
Some girls have many voices. They're called either lonely or lesbians.
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Inu-Yasha-fan · Very bored Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 218

i think he is a women dressed like a man....wait...that's ron....snape is a nerd who hides underground. a mole if you will.

LightningAurora · Still very bored Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 370

I said snape dressed as a woman becasue shes so ugly! therefore, she can have an adams apple and deep voice. LOL, actually, like I said, I don't believe that really. He's probably just human.

Dogss · Would like fries with that Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 807

Actually my theory states that he was bitten by a vampire and then survived it somehow.....therfore only having some of the vampire attributes. It might have happened when he was a kid...kinda like Remus. He might take a potion for all that lighting sideeffects....explaining the oily hair!!!! He cant pass on the vampire trait genetically.

But then again he might be a vampire monkey, so what do I know?
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Inu-Yasha-fan · Very bored Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 218

wait a sec, i got it! this is micheal jacksons cousin!
new nose everyday! hm...snake, black?! :wacko:

Sorceress_Ultimecia · Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:02 pm Post subject:

[quote]Girls have Adam's Apples, they're just not as noticible, but they do have them.[/quote]
I know that but you can still tell between a man and a woman that way. Also, I agree with you on the women-with-manly-voices-thing..They scare me.. Uneasy

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majohime · Very bored Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 240

i think he's a guy who had a disturbing childhood and he just wasn't brought up well...uuuhh....and maybe Dumbledore spared his life or save his life in the past maybe. And Snape owes him for that......hmmmmm WTF?

ruppy007 · Has No Life Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 596

Snape is stupidd. Harry Potter is stupid. This thread is stupid. End of story.

-ruppy007

PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:12 pm Post subject:

[quote="ruppy007 (Aaron Rupp (ARon Ruppy"] Snape is stupidd. Harry Potter is stupid. This thread is stupid. End of story.

-ruppy007 [/quote]
You're also fcuking stupid. Maybe you should end too?

...This thread does not concern you? then do not grace this place with your unwanted assyness.

You gain no points for;

1. Being a fan of wrestling, of all things..
2. Trying to be something you are not (cool / clever / 1337)
3. Criticising other peoples writings.
4. Playing 'American Football'
5. Having a name like Ruppy and playing fantasy football with your da.

...I don't know how often I can say this.. Seems like every thread needs a reminder for you..

This thread and EVERY post inside it is on topic. There's nothing you can do about it.. Saying "End of story" doesn't make you good and it doesn't make the thread close 'cause you don't like it, it only lowers your own self esteem and also lowers other's perceptions of you.. I don't know why/how on Earth Flea actually puts up for you...

Get a hobby and tell your carer to keep you away from electricity from now on.

Dogss · Would like fries with that Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 807

[quote] Snape is stupidd. Harry Potter is stupid. This thread is stupid. End of story.

-ruppy007[/quote]

So then...why are you here?
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n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

I think Snape will get hit with the Malbury Happiness Potion and forget about all the sad, evil crap that has happened in his life and then he will be all happy and give out cupcakes instead of homework and kisses instead of infractions. He will then parade around naked throughout Hogwart's with his "I love mum" boxers on his head. He will then be fired and commit suicide soon after.

That's just a theory however.

LightningAurora · Still very bored Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 370

[quote="n8comics (Nate)"] I think Snape will get hit with the Malbury Happiness Potion and forget about all the sad, evil crap that has happened in his life and then he will be all happy and give out cupcakes instead of homework and kisses instead of infractions. He will then parade around naked throughout Hogwart's with his "I love mum" boxers on his head. He will then be fired and commit suicide soon after.

That's just a theory however. [/quote]
Now THIS theory I like!!!