Worst Movies Ever!

Mace · Member Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 67

Sorry you guys but THE WORST MOVIE EVER is Barbarian, the last great warrior king

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And check the reviews, you'll understand if you see the movie why it's THE worst movie ever.

Thirteen_Black_Roses · Has No Life Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 510

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I cant beleive no-one has said this: My Big Fat Greek Wedding!
It's like, the most boring movie ever made! I still dont see the point in it

Just because you find it boring doesn't mean it's one of the worst movies ever made I never saw the full movie, only parts. I think it appeals to an older audience... and possibly greeks. It reminded me a lot of a greek family I knew. So the parts I saw i found kinda funny [/quote]

There's no possibly about it, it was made for Greeks by Greeks. I thought it was hilarious cause not only do I know these people, I'm related to them.

I think Star Wars eps 1&2 were bad, especially compared to the previous movies. I really hope things shape up for the third movie. And the later matrix movies weren't great either. And Pokemon 3. And Charlie's Angels 2. I also have it on good authority that The Village sucked. And I hear 'The Spanish Prisoner' is the most boring movie you could ever hope not to see.

Paru · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:13 pm Post subject:

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorow.

First off the name is to long. Rolling eyes

Secondly, it had so many annoying cliche's that it would make your head spin....although I suppose I really can't be one to judge it because I fell asleep half way through. *cough*
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jhonenfreak · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:17 pm Post subject:

Envy

Friend asked me to sit thru it with them. Worst, lamest, most boring movie I ever saw. It's about this guy who sells stuff in a spray can that makes dog s**t disappear. WTF? :huh:
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UltimaMewtwo · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:20 pm Post subject:

Shaun Of The Dead

Haven't seen it, but it's the crappiest movie ever and is an insult to zombie movies and games too.
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Paru · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:26 pm Post subject:

[quote="UltimaMewtwo (Xypher Myuutsuu)"] Shaun Of The Dead

Haven't seen it, but it's the crappiest movie ever and is an insult to zombie movies and games too. [/quote]
How do you know that if you haven't seen it? :huh:
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

You realize that Shaun of the Dead is a parody, right? Its not meant to be taken seriously. I think the movie is ingenious, what with all the zombie flicks coming out lately, and if it holds up we should expect some good spoofing of our favorite zombie movies as well as some gory action. Smile

You need to lighten up and be able to laugh, even if what you are laughing at makes fun of something you take quite seriously. I love Star Wars, but I love Star Wars parodies (Space Balls anyone?) even more. The Scary Movie trilogy is another good example. But really, lighten up. After all, it's only a movie, and its not something you really need to take to heart.

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UltimaMewtwo · Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:23 pm Post subject:

Good point. :huh:
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Raymei · Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:04 pm Post subject:

Suicide Club

T_T check your local BlockBuster rental stores...if they have it and you want to laugh really hard...rent it.

It's a Japanese movie.
It's not supposed to be funny, and it started out as just kinda lame. but towards the end it just got.....out there. lol

Jenni and I were outright laughing our asses off when that guy "Genisis" came out lol

I've seen mighty a bad movie in my day T.T;;; some buy mistake (thinking a movie was going to be good) and some with full knowledge but a responsibility to uphold (meaning: taking my siblings to see them...damn you Master of Disguise.....you took 2 precious hours of my life...)

"The Sweetest Thing" T.T
She'll deny it now (for whatever reason she changed her mind out of no where) but Jenni had liked that movie.
She showed me, I hated it, expressed so, and told her it reminded me of something her mom would like (a bunch of slutty girls running around drinking with stupid jokes and Cameron Diaz....*shudder*)

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

The japanese remake of "Macbeth". This movie is so bad its funny. Can we say 10 minute death scene? One guy, one death, stretch out over ten minutes. A little hard to find, but it is so worth seeing. ^_^
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Heathcliff · Rookie Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Posts: 29

The Lawnmower Man. The worst film EVER, so far unmatched in every department in my opinion - the plot is clumsy and incomprehensible (talk about an ending which means NOTHING in realtion to the rest of the damn film), I've seen better acting in an episode of "Sunset Beach", and above all, the supposedly dark and unforgiving atmosphere just comes across as vile, tacky, lucid stuff which will imprint itself on your memory for the rest of your living days. It's safe to say people only watched it for the then "outstanding" graphic animation (and indeed the first ever sex scene simulated via 3D anthropomorphs). No wonder Stephen King distanced himself from the film so far as not being credited as writer. A dog. A vile, contemptible hell-hound who needed putting down but went on to maul several hundreds. If you see a copy, take it off the shelf and BIN IT. You'll be doing your community proud and be taking park in active citizenship.

OrochiLeona · Member Joined: 13 Aug 2004 Posts: 98

The worst movie I ever saw is The Dream Catcher... :wacko:

LightningAurora · Still very bored Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 370

[quote="OrochiLeona (Maha)"] The worst movie I ever saw is The Dream Catcher... :wacko: [/quote]
I'll second that...

zakuman · Still very bored Joined: 24 Jun 2004 Posts: 258

Ok, now Instead naming a bunch a really steamy and crappy movies, I'm just going to tell you what I feel makes a bad movie. Well for the record Legend of the rollerblade 7 was the worst movie I've seen. No plot... just rollerblading and killing. And topless girls rubbing a fat guy playing drums, and a bass.

A lot of the stuff I've seen listed.... I really have to question why you people saw these movies. And furthermore.... the trailers, reviews, etc. should've stated in plain english how crappy these movies were going to be.

What makes a movie crappy to me is, a big budget film, with everything good going for it, and then in the end it's just a big flamming peice of hollywood $#it. (example: Independance day, when I was a bit younger, and saw previews for that and stuff I was pumped to see it...... man did it leave a sour taste in my mouth. What a sad excuse for an alien movie) I also don't like 80% of the anime out there either. If you have a crew of 40 people animating, and just hundreds of people working on the project.... how can you let things be sooooo crappy. There really isn't much excuse. Plus you can't rent many of these to weed through the crap. So you might end up buying a $30 dvd that you thought was gonna be sweet.... and then you can barely make it through the movie.

Lastly (and I'm sorry this is so long) There is good bad movies. Movies that you watch cause they're so horribly bad its funny. And a lot of those are cult classics. Viva la Troma. i love the toxic avenger!! ok that's my 2 cents on bad movies. Problem is, I think this thread is too general of a statement. Maybe they should make a thread like, "bad movies you've seen recently". Ok I'm out now,

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the_CrEePiE · Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:50 pm Post subject:

true.

If that be the case, I hated Yu-Yu Hakusho the poltergeist report, because it was so boring. All that was meant to be dramatic was not done well; it left me yawning. And I didn't like the lizzie mcguire movie. I watched that with this 2nd grader I babysit. why don't i like it? because- when in every stupid chick flick where they get to go to a foreign country, it's rome. just like that mary kate and ashley movie "when in rome" it's so sad. STOPPIT WITH ROME! I GET IT! IT'S A NICE PLACE!

and then that guy couldn't sing, and that would've been obvious, and lizzie wouldn't have been able to perform that well in the end like that. Nope. Unrealistic.

I also thot the matrix was confusing- very confusing. Awesome movie, but if you were to tune out for like 30 seconds, you would be lost. Sad. but cool!
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UltimaMewtwo · Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:42 am Post subject:

Chicken Run from when I was younger.
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Tenchigirl15 · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 98

I think the wrose movie I ever saw was "Run Away Bride" couse its verry boring and I think the bride is a chicken :wacko:
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Heathcliff · Rookie Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Posts: 29

The Matrix. Oh, controversy.

ariel · Still very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 298

the movie i saw last night sucked bad the skull
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Fun fact - Manos: The Hands of Fate is actually considered to be the worst movie ever made.

Also, do you really think the Matrix is a bad movie, or do you just want to try to piss people off? Razz

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