Ashely Simpson On Snl

fallenangel · Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:14 pm Post subject:

1. Has she not seen Milli Vanilli Behind The Music?

2. When you're too sick to go on, either go on or don't. No one wants to hear your record and stare at you when they can do that at home with the album cover. When Sting was too sick to perform, he played bass and had two college students from the audience sing. He didn't play the album in the background and pretend to be singing.

3. $50 says the "illness" was BS. Either way, I've now heard more about her gastric disorders than I ever wanted to know.

4. Serves her right. Stupid bitch deserves it (and before anyone says it, "omg u dun know her!!!!!111", blaming YOUR voice troubles on your band multiple times qualifies you for the title of stupid bitch)
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Papercut_Dragon · Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:34 pm Post subject:

Lol, I was watching it, and then when that happened I was just staring at the TV going "Is that her voice coming in over the air when her mic is all the way down at her side?" Lol and then she ran off stage.... No wonder she sounded good in the first song.

Now that was quality entertainment. Her career'll never be the same again. ^_^
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fallenangel · Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:14 pm Post subject:

I just bothered to actually download the video...oh god, I almost fell out of my chair. What the hell was that dance? Ho down? More like a jig at the special olympics. As if the lip-syncing isn't humiliating enough, I think I'll dance like a retarded monkey then run off stage, [i]and[/i] just for good measure I'll blame the band in an impossible statement that makes me look like an even bigger idiot. Priceless.

I like her band better without the annoying little cat howling over it. Just let them finish the song on their own. Bet one of 'em can sing. Take away the one guy's Barbie pink guitar n' they're good to go. The best part is she could've at least made an effort to sing the song then faked equipment trouble or some crap like that. With all that money, you'd think they'd have some of the best teach her these things. Even I could come up with a better excuse.
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layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

2 funny
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isami · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 117

haha, great av, Layz. So perfect.

I almost pitied her until the end when she blamed her band.

Like Fallen said, if you're a dumbass, deal with it. Don't blame other people. I say they all quit and make a living somewhere else. THEY'VE got talent.

ragingflea002 · Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:37 pm Post subject:

You all have no idea how much my parents thought I was dying when I saw that. I was down on the ground begging for air, I was laughing so hard. Right after, I called a huge fan of hers and said "You see that?! She fucked up! So talented she is!"
Yes, immature, on many extremes, but once someone says "She's so deep and she has to be the best vocalist EVER", I overlook that. Rolling eyes

I pity that band, and that Irish jig?! Reminds me of Waynes World 2...
"I'm the leprechaun!"
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fallenangel · Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:05 pm Post subject:

Dance, my retarded monkey, dance!

God...you'd think she would at least do something remotely suitable to the music. Gee, here's an idea, let's not throw people on live television when they're obviously not ready to be performing live at all, let alone on television. I think one of my friends put it best.

"I'm sorry guys, my band started playing the wrong song"

Megan: "Oh, which one of them was playing the instrument that sounded like your voice?"
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jb_dominick · Very bored Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 170

Awww man! I wanted to create this thread! Laughing

Oh man, if that wasn't one of the funniest things you've seen on SNL, please... tell me what is.

How can you f**k up like that! It's just so hilarious!

The guitarists were rockin' that thang though. Cool

BAMFManiac · Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:36 pm Post subject:

holy s**t i downloaded the video too and thought it was the funniest thing i had ever seen. o my god. but seriously... she completely sucks. i find it sad that so many girls see her as a role model- so now we're going to have a generation of unoriginal punk-rock wannabes who only become famous because their siblings have a semblence of a singing carreer and who blame others for their own fuckups? not a pleasant scenario.

she came to my skool to perform and everyone was screaming crazily and i got yelled out for not being excited and not showing "school spirit". pssssh.
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EN1X · Site Helper Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 764

I was talking to someone about that and do you know what she said?

"Well, you can't blame her, everyone messes up! Besides, I thought her dance was really cute!"

I just stared at her, mentally asking her if she'd gone crazy.

fallenangel · Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:05 pm Post subject:

"Everyone messes up"? :huh: Forgetting the words to a song you wrote or singing a little off key or missing your cue is "messing up". Playing the wrong pre-recorded song is just sucking in general. Razz

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ragingflea002 · Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:04 pm Post subject:

I made this for the occasion, and it's Scarface with his "little friend" for those who can't see.
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catgurl101 · Member Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

[quote="fallenangel (fallen)"] Dance, my retarded monkey, dance!

God...you'd think she would at least do something remotely suitable to the music. Gee, here's an idea, let's not throw people on live television when they're obviously not ready to be performing live at all, let alone on television. I think one of my friends put it best.

"I'm sorry guys, my band started playing the wrong song"

Megan: "Oh, which one of them was playing the instrument that sounded like your voice?" [/quote]
god. that is the funniest comeback ive heard in a LONG time. damn... rotflmao. Laughing

_matt_ · Has No Life Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Posts: 582

meh, i have to agree... everyone makes mistakes. the only difference with ashley is that fucked up BIG time. Cool

it's ok though, pretty much everyone on snl lip-syncs. the problem with ashley however is the fact that she speaks out against the "lip-syncing no talent bimboes." Laughing