Gondor Has No Spam. Gondor Needs No Spam...

Stratadrake · Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:58 am Post subject:

Sooner or later a topic like this always comes up. Okay, the idea here is to take your favorite movie lines and spammify them. How?

Simple. Pick a movie, any movie (in general, the bigger the better), and any line from it. Pick any word in that line, and replace it with the word 'spam'. If that word appears multiple times, you're free to replace any or all occurences of it.

For example, some spamlines from Lord of the Rings:

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Boromir: "Gondor has no spam. Gondor needs no spam."

Sam: "I made a promise, Mr. Frodo, a PROMISE! Don't you spam him, Samwise Gamgee . . . and I don't mean to . . . ."

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And that summer 2003 great, Pirates:

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Jack: "What are you doing? You've burned all the food . . . the shade . . . the spam . . . ."

Liz: "Yes, the spam is gone."

Jack: "Why is the spam gone!?"

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Get the idea? Now have at it, folks!
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LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

The Princess Bride:

Indigo: "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, perpare to spam"

LOTR:

Hladir: "The dwarf was breathing so loudly we could have spammed him in the dark. "

Star Wars:

"Spam, I am your father."

Stratadrake · Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:26 am Post subject:

More Princess Bride (man, I love that movie!) quotes:

Vizzini: "NEVER bet against a Sicilian when [b]Spam[/b] is on the line...!"

Humperdink: "My father's final words were . . . spam her, as I spammed her, and there will be joy."

Then, for a classic Star Wars flavored quote:

"Spam me, Obi-Wan Kenobe..."

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TomtheMighty · Member Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 107

Full Metal Jacket:

Hartman: Do you suck spam?

Gomer: No, Sir!

Hartman: Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck spam through a garden hose!"

LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Forest Gump: Life is like a box of spam...

Babe: That'll do, spam. That'll do...

Borrowed_Wish · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 57

[b]History of the World Part I[/b]
The King: "Spam or death, spam or death..."

[b]Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone[/b]
Dumbledore: "...but I think I'd be safe with a nice toffee-colored one, don't you? Alas! Spam!"

Stratadrake · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:25 pm Post subject:

A few more from Harry Potter 1:

Dumbledore: "Only a person who wanted to find the spam -- find it, but not use it -- would be able to get it."

Dumbledore: "I was unfortunate enough in my youth to run across a spam-flavored jellybean . . . I've since lost my taste for them...."

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n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

In relation to mexico...

Forest Gump:
"Life is like a box a spam, ya neva know whatcha gonna get."

dnmtt · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 51

Apocalypse Now:

"I love the smell of SPAM in the morning."

Fight Club

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic SPAM as everyone else."

"The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about SPAM. The second rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about SPAM."

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Aliens:

"Get away from her you SPAM!"

LOTR I

"Spam shall not pass!"
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Stratadrake · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:40 pm Post subject:

The Matrix series:

Morpheus - "C'mon, stop trying to spam me and SPAM ME!"

Morpheus - "I have dreamed of this spam for so long . . . is it real?"

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Talin · Has No Life Joined: 15 Aug 2004 Posts: 498

CasaBlanca:

"Play it again, Spam."

Monty Python and The Holy Grail:

"We are the knights who say, SPAM!"

"A mere Spam wound!"

"I blow my spam at you!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I've never laughed so much in my life! Laughing

Rebus · Very bored Joined: 23 Jul 2004 Posts: 224

Troy
It's too early in the day for spamming princes.

Jaws
I think you're going to spam a bigger boat.

R

Thirteen_Black_Roses · Has No Life Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 510

Love this idea! :lol:

Dracula: Dead and Loving it
"Mina...you are in the Spam."

Young Frankenstien
"Put. The Spam. Back!"

Spaceballs
"You call this Radar?" "No, we call it Mr. Spam."

PotC
"We're going to steal a ship? That ship?" "Spam, nautical term. We're going to Spam that ship."

Shrek
"Oooh, this is gonna be fun! We're gonna stay up late, swapping manly stories and in the morning...I'm makin' SPAM!"

Monty Python
"Nooobody expects the Spammish Inquisition!"

Riyo · Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:48 pm Post subject:

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone and the Chamber of Secrets:

Dobby: Dobby has come to spam you sir.

Ron: My spam, Harry look at my spam!

?: Spam'll be famous - a legend...there will be books written about Spam.

Monty Python And The Holy Grail:

King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice...
Prince Herbert: Spam.
King of Swamp Castle: Spam...

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our spam, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.

Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great spam.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible spam.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the spam.
Lancelot: No, it's too spamilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much spam as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of spam?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into spam.
Sir Bedevere: Spam?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.

The Witch: I'm not spam I'm not spam!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed like one
The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: we didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her flase nose] Well
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is spam!
Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her!

King Arthur: I am your spam.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for spam.
Woman: Well how'd you become spam then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your spam.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Stratadrake · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:22 am Post subject:

[u]The Core[/u]
"... and what if the core is made of spam?"

[u]National Treasure[/u]
"And tell the FBI agents listening in on this call . . . if they want the Declaration back, and not a box of spam . . . ."
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Stratadrake · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:36 pm Post subject:

[u]Lord of the Rings, Fellowship[/u]

"The spam cannot be destroyed by any craft which we here possess...."

. . . so true. :huh:
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Thirteen_Black_Roses · Has No Life Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 510

Interview with the Vampire

I'm going to give you the Spam...I never had.

KeheiZero · Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:23 pm Post subject:

[i]Shaun of the Dead:[/i]

*zombie bangs on window*
"Pff, spam-head"

[i]Monty Python's Meaning of Life[/i]

"Every spam is sacred, every spam is great.
If a spam is wasted, god gets quite irate."
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DragonicFlames · Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:16 pm Post subject:

LMAO! here some:

LOTR 1

"You shalt not SPAM!"
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Princess Bride

"That's right. When I was your age, television was called spam! And this is a special spam. It was the spam my father used to spam to me when I was sick, and I used to spam it to your father. And today I'm gonna spam it to you."

"As you Spam.."

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Legend of Bagger Vance

"I hear you lost your spam. I guess we got to go find it."

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Shawshank Redemption
"I believe in two things: Spam and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your spam belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."

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SuperMan Movie

"It's Spam, Superman. A little souvenir from the old home town. I spared no expense in making you feel right at home."
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