Me Wants To Introduce Me To You All

[DarkLight]

me is a human but you has to call me either dark light or DL or me may has to devour your soul. me likes to drink cheeseburgers and eat coke.me thinks me is being grammatically incorrect a taddles.whats does ye'alls think?

[_matt_]

welcome to fac, enjoy your stay while you can. here's a rundown of our little "forums" posse corner:

fallen: never mention your musical choices around here unless you want your favorite bands get trashed and stomped into the grown because they're too "angsty," "whiney," and "eeew, tey are teh suxx0rz, lemmie tell you all teh coo bands from teh 1970s omgomglol."

she has ball bustin' bootz. :D

lasher: not much interaction with her, she rarely comes on. so allow me to take advantage of this fact and call her the bitchiest person on fac. ok, she isn't bitchy, but she can be to some other users. if there were two users you'd want to suck up to, it'd be to fallen and lasher. if your dignity MUST be squashed, atleast have it happen by someone other than some chics.

lexar: founder and arguable leader of the pop-cult phenomenom (sp?), "organized spam." he's really smart and stuff, arguing with him is like arguing with a wooden log: you'll always result in splinters in your penis. he's a really good artist too. ^_^

vr_jay (call him will, i think he likes that): one of the coolest people you'll meet here, he's real nice and funny if you don't annoy him. he also does comics and such in the unmoderated section called "a view from fac" or something. they're pretty amusing, but currently his status is offline since he's off wanking off at his grandmother's cottage or something. yeah, he's on holiday.

mandark: once a "hated" user but now is "tollerable" considering his lowerd stance in engaging in arguments. he currently left fac officially today. don't worry, he'll be back soon. he's also really smart in politics and such, but not as smarty as lexar. lexar has the power of random pictures.

slet: i've only heard of this guy, he pops in every once in a while but i never talk to him. he's considered (from what i hear) as one of the "cooler" and more "laid back" personalities in this site. don't worry about him, even if he disagrees with you on a topic he's nice about it. that's rare considering most people try to flaunt and boast their victories because they're smarter than others in politics and such (cougheveryonecough).

flea: another pretty cool user. he has his own band. sometimes he sounds suicidal, sometimes he sounds like he just wants to kick some ass. but deep down inside that little rocker vessal of a kid we all know he's all about partying. have you seen his picture? yeah, that kid's a real party animal.

grissey: odd "clown" user. part of organized spam.

powtaz: he's generally friendly all the time, one of the most random users on the site. he really just pops into conversations and says "omg cheese omg wtf bbq!" or whatever other nonsense he has on his mind at the current moment.

silver_dreams: if you agree with her she's nice, but don't get in her way or annoy her because otherwise she's a bitch. (no offence, silver. ) you don't want your nuts busted by this chic, she's freakin' relentless. but yeah, she's got the "anime brains" in this site.

layzcarter (aka lynda): she's one to please, that's all i know.

ambush: i'm not too keen on him, but that's probably just because he's a badass. pretty rude guy, talks about his gay fetish and butt sex porno thoughts all the time... odd dude. but it's best just to ignore him or agree with him. he really just insults random people and ruppy.

ruppy: meh, he talked to me once and annoyed me. not such a likeable guy since he's considered as the "child" of fac. he still talks about noobs and stuff like that, lol what a noob. <_<



these are really the major people you'd want to know about. there's more but they're all really away or not important. for the important ones i missed, go ahead and ass yourself to the list. lol, "ass" yourself. ^_^ i ment "add" yourself, i'm tired... and full of turkey.

[Lexar]

cstdenis is the god of the forums, but likes to be called the evil overlord. He doesn't really let anyone into his world of thoughts, so there is much speculation about what he's like, but nobody really knows.

Mace is the protegee of grissey, and pretty much the rookie of the spam threads, but is under the protection of grissey.

Sirius is the lurker of organised spam who reads everything, but rarely comments. The elusive fourth member of organised spam. All the elites and regulars know about him one way or the other.

Matt you just met, I suspect he is somehow french or has something to do with being french, (which is cool) but no real info on that, just speculations. Pretty new user, but fits well into the group, so he hasn't had any problems adjusting to the FAC climate.

Spamman is not an actual member or user, but the guardian spirit of spam. All decisions of Organised spam are done by considering what Spamman would have wanted.

Stratadrake is the cleric of FAC, who feels very strongly about rules and writing down rules. He made the n00b commandments, and has earned the title 'mozes' for doing that. Has an obsession with drawing fantasy creatures, and is very thourough in it.

Then we have jhonenfreak, dg-sama and raymei. If this were a movie, they would be made into one character, because they are pretty much the same. They are on FAC for the actual discussions and helping with art. Raymei earned much respect for doing work on the approval panel.

Bruce, or daBear is the big guy on fac, the dad figure. Not really as active anymore, but still someone you should know about.

Kate used to be a moderator, probably still is, but very rarely visits fac. Also someone you should know about.

N8te or actually just nate, used to be a regular member, but now isn't as active on fac anymore, because recently the unmoderated threads have become home to more than just sexual topics.

How could we forget about gray? Gray is a combination of... ambush and will. Cool guy, but also isn't afraid to be random and weird. Which is good. Gray was one of the more prominent members a couple of weeks ago, but now has cut down on the posting it seems.

Chesire likes to post pictures of herself on fac. Some guys like her, I myself don't really because she likes it a little too much I think and she's underaged. Other than that, I can't think of something else to say about her, but as far as I can tell she is a pretty nice member overall.

Something extra on Lasher: You're going to need a manual to figure her out ( I do anyway). Nobody knows what she looks like, and it's also a popular topic of speculations. Doesn't like to be portrayed as a cute little piggy. Will has a crush on Lasher we think

I probably forgot a lot of people, but this should be enough for you to study on for now.

[slet]

[quote]slet: i've only heard of this guy, he pops in every once in a while but i never talk to him. he's considered (from what i hear) as one of the "cooler" and more "laid back" personalities in this site. don't worry about him, even if he disagrees with you on a topic he's nice about it. that's rare considering most people try to flaunt and boast their victories because they're smarter than others in politics and such (cougheveryonecough).[/quote]

I feel honoured ^_^ Pretty good description, but every description about me should say somehing like "WARNING: don't get him started on the Bush administration". Besides that it's ok.

Welcome DL!

[Powtaz]

[quote="_matt_ (_lee_)"] welcome to fac, enjoy your stay while you can. here's a rundown of our little "forums" posse corner:

fallen: never mention your musical choices around here unless you want your favorite bands get trashed and stomped into the grown because they're too "angsty," "whiney," and "eeew, tey are teh suxx0rz, lemmie tell you all teh coo bands from teh 1970s omgomglol."

she has ball bustin' bootz. :D

lasher: not much interaction with her, she rarely comes on. so allow me to take advantage of this fact and call her the bitchiest person on fac. ok, she isn't bitchy, but she can be to some other users. if there were two users you'd want to suck up to, it'd be to fallen and lasher. if your dignity MUST be squashed, atleast have it happen by someone other than some chics.

lexar: founder and arguable leader of the pop-cult phenomenom (sp?), "organized spam." he's really smart and stuff, arguing with him is like arguing with a wooden log: you'll always result in splinters in your penis. he's a really good artist too. ^_^

vr_jay (call him will, i think he likes that): one of the coolest people you'll meet here, he's real nice and funny if you don't annoy him. he also does comics and such in the unmoderated section called "a view from fac" or something. they're pretty amusing, but currently his status is offline since he's off wanking off at his grandmother's cottage or something. yeah, he's on holiday.

mandark: once a "hated" user but now is "tollerable" considering his lowerd stance in engaging in arguments. he currently left fac officially today. don't worry, he'll be back soon. he's also really smart in politics and such, but not as smarty as lexar. lexar has the power of random pictures.

slet: i've only heard of this guy, he pops in every once in a while but i never talk to him. he's considered (from what i hear) as one of the "cooler" and more "laid back" personalities in this site. don't worry about him, even if he disagrees with you on a topic he's nice about it. that's rare considering most people try to flaunt and boast their victories because they're smarter than others in politics and such (cougheveryonecough).

flea: another pretty cool user. he has his own band. sometimes he sounds suicidal, sometimes he sounds like he just wants to kick some ass. but deep down inside that little rocker vessal of a kid we all know he's all about partying. have you seen his picture? yeah, that kid's a real party animal.

grissey: odd "clown" user. part of organized spam.

powtaz: he's generally friendly all the time, one of the most random users on the site. he really just pops into conversations and says "omg cheese omg wtf bbq!" or whatever other nonsense he has on his mind at the current moment.

silver_dreams: if you agree with her she's nice, but don't get in her way or annoy her because otherwise she's a bitch. (no offence, silver. ) you don't want your nuts busted by this chic, she's freakin' relentless. but yeah, she's got the "anime brains" in this site.

layzcarter (aka lynda): she's one to please, that's all i know.

ambush: i'm not too keen on him, but that's probably just because he's a badass. pretty rude guy, talks about his gay fetish and butt sex porno thoughts all the time... odd dude. but it's best just to ignore him or agree with him. he really just insults random people and ruppy.

ruppy: meh, he talked to me once and annoyed me. not such a likeable guy since he's considered as the "child" of fac. he still talks about noobs and stuff like that, lol what a noob. <_<



these are really the major people you'd want to know about. there's more but they're all really away or not important. for the important ones i missed, go ahead and ass yourself to the list. lol, "ass" yourself. ^_^ i ment "add" yourself, i'm tired... and full of turkey. [/quote]
I tend to be alot more creative than that :(

anyways i guess u should meet me. I used to be the official Court Jester of Fac, also, Village idiot, until that faithful day that I joined the organized spam created by Lexar. I am also on the approval Pannel. Ummmmmm, ok, i am member 733, and USED to be the top poster on the FAC boards, back when me fallen and lasher raced to the top. and then came summer vacation....well, now look how behind i am :(

I am responsible for Ambush347 finding this site.

I've been here almost 2 years, and outrank most people, muhahaha.

I do not draw, but i have a story, as well as a very entertaining and popular FAC profile...

I am pretty much the random king of Fac, the fact that i was all the way down that list startles me. seriously wtf, lol. Honored to be a part of it though :)

seriously, wtf dude. lol




:huh: SPOON!!!!!! :huh:

[DarkLight]

[quote="slet (Jan Alink)"] [quote]slet: i've only heard of this guy, he pops in every once in a while but i never talk to him. he's considered (from what i hear) as one of the "cooler" and more "laid back" personalities in this site. don't worry about him, even if he disagrees with you on a topic he's nice about it. that's rare considering most people try to flaunt and boast their victories because they're smarter than others in politics and such (cougheveryonecough).[/quote]

I feel honoured ^_^ Pretty good description, but every description about me should say somehing like "WARNING: don't get him started on the Bush administration". Besides that it's ok.

Welcome DL! [/quote]
i am going to not follow your warning and say Bush is a ************************************************************************************************************** if i hadn't used asterisks to sensor what i think Bush is then FAC would boot me forever glad i dodged that bullet

[VR_Jay]

You just made a new freind. Slet hateses bush with a passion to rival the eternal warring gods. ^_^

and Matt was semi-correct in saying I am on holiday. True, I am home with the family and away from my comp, but, as you can planely see, I do have access to the internet. I'm just a tad busy what with relatives and friends and all, so I'll just pop in now and then to give my two cents worth.
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[anime_chick]

I hate you Matt! Just kidding...You never metion me?! How could you, you sick little monkey!! Meh, anyway welcome new person thingy...
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[_matt_]

well, it WAS like 3 in the morning when i wrote it.

[anime_chick]

Aww...You think I will take that?! Joking again...Meh whatever...
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[Stratadrake]

[quote]Stratadrake is the cleric of FAC, who feels very strongly about rules and writing down rules. He made the n00b commandments, and has earned the title 'mozes' for doing that. Has an obsession with drawing fantasy creatures, and is very thourough in it.[/quote]

Well... close enough ;)

Aside from fantasy creatures, I have a distaste for all things anime, including the occasional overzealous and publically obsessed fangirl.
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[n8comics]

And pubic hair, don't foget the pubic hair!

(Publicly obsessed fangirl reminded me of pubic hair. Sorry.)

[Stratadrake]

Oh, yeah, something else I forgot to mention. Excuse me while I step out into third-person mode:

[u]Stratadrake:[/u] Quiet and reserved in real life, but talkative across the forums. A survivor of a few flamewars, generally non-aggressive but may react swiftly when provoked, and doesn't like to back down if entangled in a fight. Patient, calm, and helpful, Strata is often the first to answer technical questions, give advice, but is often the first when petitioning newbies to exercise proper netiquette and good behavior. Shows an occasional sense of humor, sarcasm, rare wit, but may at times be evasive, cryptic, or downright maddening.
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[ragingflea002]

Ah, and there is the Flea who comes.
Real name: My site says
Stage name: Crash
Band: Inside Out
Plays: Guitar(just bought a Les Paul)
Influences: Slash, Jimi Hendrix, the B flat Blues Scale, Jimmy Page, Tom Morello
Insulted you in Spam because: It was funny and I figured you'd see that.
Why I found it funny: I'm a smartass.
If anyone should die, who should it be?: Every single new band of the 2000's, excepting Audioslave and Velvet Revolver
Oh, and them late bloomers in the ninetys.
Band genre is: Dunno, no one's labelled us yet, but we're shooting for hard rock/metal
Best band in the world: ZEPPELIN

Yes, now I have spoken and I shall leave.
P.S. Cheshire is hot and I would love to meet her in person someday.
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[Lexar]

it's just not the same when people profile themselves...

[silver_dreams]

[quote="_matt_ (_lee_)"] silver_dreams: if you agree with her she's nice, but don't get in her way or annoy her because otherwise she's a bitch. (no offence, silver. ) you don't want your nuts busted by this chic, she's freakin' relentless. but yeah, she's got the "anime brains" in this site.
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lol, no offense taken ^_^. that's actually pretty damn close to the truth (Raymei knows a little more about anime, i think).

[_matt_]

meg's friend is hotter. ^_^

yeah, it does take away the fun when people describe themselves. it's not... natural. :P

hmm, i'm going to remake my list, but first i gotta go eat pie. mmmm, delishuouse applez pie. ^_^ cya later, yall.

[anime_chick]

You better put me in it!!! I'm joking...Or am I?
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[CheshireGoddess]

[quote="anime_chick (Amy)"] I hate you Matt! Just kidding...You never metion me?! How could you, you sick little monkey!! Meh, anyway welcome new person thingy... [/quote]
haha its ok amy i was never mentioned EITHER OMG WTF! *fake freaks out* dude the way you talk already annoys me
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[anime_chick]

Me? Oh sorry for all the smilelys in the last posts...Heh...Well I guess we should cut Matt some slack...
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