Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

LightningAurora · Still very bored Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 370

LOL - excellent and strangely accurate stuff! Very Happy

jhonenfreak · Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:33 pm Post subject:

This thread existed once apon a time. Don't know where it went, though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had just taken out a life insurance policy, its family was poor, and it wanted its children to live happy lives without having to deal with poverty. By walking infront of a car, his family could collect because it wouldn't technically be suicide, thus not an infringment upon the policy.

Them chickens is smart, I tell ya.
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silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

lol, that is totally awesome.

ruppy007 · Has No Life Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 596

LOL very funny!

Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

Jhon Kerry:The chicken? Its not Inprotent! well, mabey it is, no, wait,
Yes! No! I mean NO! ...Yes?

scarlet11 · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 75

Har har har! Very Happy

Thats funny! Did you come up with that yourself? Thats cool.

_matt_ · Has No Life Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Posts: 582

yes... thank you for reviving a dead thread. Rolling eyes

jhonenfreak · Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:55 pm Post subject:

[quote="scarlet11 ((unknown to man kind)"] Har har har! Very Happy

Thats funny! Did you come up with that yourself? Thats cool. [/quote]
All the answers in the first post actually came from a website. There's more if you want to read them.

chickenjoke.com
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