The Twelve Days Of Fanfiction

Stratadrake · Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 3:18 pm Post subject:

Inspiration hit me last night and I pounded out the following. Sing it to the tune of "12 Days Of Christmas":

[i]When I proofread the intro, I knew what it would be:
A fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Two followed next, and whatever did I see?
Two senseless puns
From a fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Three of the story, the author showed to me:
Three plot holes
Two senseless puns
In a fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Four in the story, the author gave to me:
Four tawdry verbs
Threee plot holes
Two senseless puns
...in a fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Five in the story, what then should I see?
Five Mary-Sues!
Four tawdry verbs
Three plots holes
Two senseless puns
...in a fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Six rambled on, and whatever did I hear?
Six fangirls raving
Five Mary-Sues!
Four tawdry verbs
Three plots holes
Two senseless puns
...in a fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Seven I saw next, and oh no, can it be!?
Seven shocking lemons
Six fangirls raving
Five Mary-Sues!
Four tawdry verbs
Three plots holes
Two senseless puns
...in a fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Eight came about, and I dreaded all to see:
Eight pages missing
Seven shocking lemons
Six fangirls raving
Five Mary-Sues!
Four tawdry verbs
Three plots holes
Two senseless puns
...in a fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Nine I found next, and it really couldn't be...
Nine character bashings
Eight pages missing
Seven shocking lemons
Six fangirls raving
Five Mary-Sues!
Four tawdry verbs
Three plots holes
Two senseless puns
...in a fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Ten, almost done, and I scaracely could believe:
Ten names too many
Nine character bashings
Eight pages missing
Seven shocking lemons
Six fangirls raving
Five Mary-Sues!
Four tawdry verbs
Three plots holes
Two senseless puns
...in a fanfiction, definitely.

Chapter Eleven was the climax, and dear Lord was it real?
Eleven mindless writings
Ten names too many
Nine character bashings
Eight pages missing
Seven shocking lemons
Six fangirls raving
Five Mary-Sues!
Four tawdry verbs
Three plots holes
Two senseless puns
...In a fanfiction, definitely.

Chpter twelve was a struggle, because what greeted me?
Twelve hundred typoes
Eleven mindless writings
Ten names too many
Nine character bashings
Eight pages missing
Seven shocking lemons
Six fangirls raving
[b]...Five Mary-Sues![/b]

Four tawdry verbs,
Three plots holes,
Two senseless puns...

'Twas a fan-fiction, definitely.[/i]
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silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

lmao, that's f**king awesome Laughing

anime_chick · Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:42 pm Post subject:

lol That was awesome, like Silver said. I sang the song and after I was finished my family was like "WHAT THE?!" WTF?

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EN1X · Site Helper Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 764

lol, thats awesome, Strata.

amerowolf · Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 2:22 pm Post subject:

hah fantastic!

SilentSoul92 · Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:05 pm Post subject:

hahah. I'm going to sing that to my friends *snicker* That'll be an...interesting event. Very Happy

DragonicFlames · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:16 am Post subject:

xD! I sang it too and kept messing up... oh well it was funny.
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KotokoPlum · Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:22 am Post subject:

That was sooo funny! Laughing

Where do you come up with these things, Strata?!

cstdenis · Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:32 pm Post subject:

How'd I miss this when first posted?

Its great.
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