Dumb Things We Did As Kids

[Sword_Maker]

when i was about 9 me and my sis shared a room and at night sometimes we would play this game called "the big pizza making factory" (stupid i know) and we would pretend to make giant pizza's. We would rap are selves up in seran rap (not for real) and then we would role the dow with are body's and ya thats one of the many stupid things i did as a kid.

[PhunkYMunkY]

I was beaten. Yeah I was a dumb kid for doing this but it wasn't always my choice..

Thankyou for bringing my childhood back to my nightmares, you monster. :mellow:

..Also I'd play football with my bro in our garden (real football).. He was always an asshole about when I wanted to go back into the house so I don't really know why I kept playing :huh:

[CheshireGoddess]

I don't know if this is what you meant but I think the most stupid thing I have done as a little kid was when I went down these wooden steps leading into my backyard woods on my bike. I forgot there was no handle breaks and so I ran smack dab into a tree full force haha got my first nose bleed from that one
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[Nova_Eclipse]

When I was about eight my hair was hanging just past my ass, and I kinda got it stuck in the car door, the door wouldn't open, and my mam was looking for ages for an excuse to cut my hair so she bruttally sissored it T_T. It will take a while but I will grow it back Nyha ha ha.

[Powtaz]

i cut my middle finger with a ban saw when i was like 13, and i got to show every one "the finger" with blood gushing out, it was fun.

me and my sister used to jump on the bed as kids, she once pushed me and i slammed my head on the corner of the bureau and split my head open. tehehe.

as a toddler i crawled right off the balcony and fell on a rock.

i do crazy things alot. i like dialogue.

my dad: "I have a headache today, it feels like someone hit me with a baseball bat."
me: "medal or wood?"

my sister (to her bf) : "when we get married chose my brother as ur best man"
my sisters bf: "married?"
my sister: "yes, u get to chose ur best man"
my sisters bf: "married?!?"
my sister : "and i get to chose my maid of honor"
me: "he also gets to chose his wife"

i walk into walls when im drunk.

i screw up on the intercom at work all the time, so mostly i burst into laughter. especially after screwing up on french words, such as exceptiellement. i said exs3xiellement, and then i realized i said s3x on the intercom, and i started laughing, and then all my coworkers start to laugh because i\im laughing, and then the clients start to clap, and then its all loud and noisy in the store. this happens often.

i once walked into my sisters room, threw a dice at her head, and walked out. all for no reason. acvtually thats not true, her friend was there and i wanted to make her friend laugh. i later dated that girl. which brings other stories of stupid things i have done. to be continued....


OOOOH and when i went skiing......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, i shall let ambush embaress me on that one.

[Funky_EsterMan]

Let's see; I once stole candy out of my grandmother's purse

I washed the family dog in the washer, and then dried him off in the dryer. Came out dead.

I purposely sabbotaged my dad's car by poking holes in his tires, because he wouldn't buy me the Ronin Warriors action figures.

Killed a duck.

Saudomized the family cat with a crowbar.

Broke a window at night so the alarm would go off and then hid in the closet. My parents thought I was kidnapped and called the police. You don't wanna KNOW how that turned out.

I can go on, but I think you get the jest of how I was as a kid. And yet I don't regret a thing....except the killing and the saudomizing and what have-you. All in all it was a happy childhood. Got away with the lionshare of deviant behaviors.

LOGAN'S RUN

[DarkLight]

hmmm when I was 3 I tried to stick a knife in an outlet... fortunately my mom caught me... then when I was 8 I tried to chop wood and nearly chopped my little toe off... ummm can't think of anything else right now... Logan if you're going to talk about sodomy, please do so in the unmoderated forum, thank you!

[Funky_EsterMan]

......Whose talking about saudomy? I'm talking about dumb things I did as a kid. That's just like me telling you to "please talk about knives in the unmoderated section". I don't want to have a conversation about saudomy, you silly goose. COME ON, GET IT TOGETHER MAN!!

[DarkLight]

*Darth Vader Voice* Logan... I am your father... join me... together we can annoy the world... rofflelaunchers

[Kijin]

One time when I was little me and my cuz was running in opposite directions around a truck. Needless to say we ran headfirst into each other. I got off easy because my cuz's nose started bleeding. he got it all on my coloring book too.

[CheshireGoddess]

[quote="Nova_Eclipse (Zeo Rain)"] When I was about eight my hair was hanging just past my ass, and I kinda got it stuck in the car door, the door wouldn't open, and my mam was looking for ages for an excuse to cut my hair so she bruttally sissored it T_T. It will take a while but I will grow it back Nyha ha ha. [/quote]
That reminds me when I was are 5 I had hair past my butt, I used to always sit on it when I went to sit on a chair and I would jerk my head back from sitting on my hair on accident

Another thing I did when I was little (when I still had my long hair too) Was when I was a preschool and I would always love following vaccums, like I liked the warmth from the light or something so I was sleeping close to one when one of the ladies that worked there was vaccuming and she accidently sucked in my hair, haha I was screaming and crying because I was so scared but now that I look back on it I always laugh so hard
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[DarkLight]

vacuums have lights?! ahh whatever... I can't believe I forgot... I used to think girl's peed out of their butts...

[CheshireGoddess]

Well I used to think Clouds were made from those power plants
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[fizzingwizbee77]

hmmm, when i was little i used the think the vacuum cleaner could suck up things bigger than what its supposed to suck up so i would take all of my toys and stuff them under my blanket on the bed.......heh, what a big bulge that caused o and when i was like 7 or 8 and my bro around there also, we were playing outside once and he was riding a tricycle and fell into a hole in our deck (i do believe its still there.....it was for a tree that grew outta it) and i wondered what it felt like so i [i]drove[/i] my tricycle into the hole.........well, lets just say i found out what it felt like another thing i did was at my 5th or 6th b-day party with the reletives and my uncle had bought me one of those mini four wheelers for kids and i ran over my bro (heh, i think he was 2 )........the funny thing was, was that he never seemed to notice........i believe we had that part taped too

[Catoni15]

Stupid things we've done as kids? Well...

I don't really remember how old I was, but one day I went over my friend's house and we hung out together for a while. We were throwing rocks on the roof of her house and she went back inside for a bit (for what, exactly, I do not remember). I got bored waiting for her to come back out so I started throwing more rocks. I got careless on one of the throws and one rock flew too low. It went right into her window and I broke it. I was so scared that I ran home crying. My dad ended up paying for it

That's about all I can remember for the time being... ^_^

[anime_chick]

Hmm...When I was like 4 or 5 I was daycare. I was playing around with some girls and these jackass of boys were throwing rocks at us, but they were little. So then I got a really big rock, and threw it at the boys leader...Boy did I get in real trouble...:lol:

Hmm...When I was...7 or 8 I bonged these two girls heads and got sent to the office to get in trouble...

I know I have more but I forgot them.
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[Pyrodragon125]

Okay, these are pretty interesting....
When I was about 3 I guess I used to like, hump this girl in my daycare whenever she put on this tutu thing they had there. Didn't know why but we both thought it was funny.
Damn, I just noticed I was a perverted little kid!!!!!
I used to look under the bottom slit of the door to where the girls got changed out of their bathing suits.(this is still like 3/4 years old) That's where I got this strange notion that girls had two pee-holes.....I'll leave that to your imagination...
I literally got the s**t scared out of me when I was taking a shower. That bathroom always scared me, and I saw a shadow then all the sudden I had to go.....didn't make it out of the shower.......Hahahahahaha my mom was so pissed I was just like "BUT THERE WAS THIS CREEPY THING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!!!" That was again around 3/4.
And I already told the story of the infamous see-saw incident in another thread. But, I'll tell it again. When I was like 4/5 I was pushing down on this metal-spring see-saw so it would go up and down faster and the kids on the other end decided to jump off and go do something else so it launched up from them jumping off it right into my face. Had to get 8 stitches on my nose.

....f**king see-saws........

There's plenty more. Wow, I was a messed up little kid.

[Drakedragon]

Well this one wasn't exactly something I did but it is stupid that I stuck around to see it...
I went to a birthday party when I was about 8 or 9 and they had a sleepover. One of my friends who was about 15 decided to turn on a porn show, but he warned us...and stupid him didn't EXPLAIN to me what it was exactly...so I stuck around....I haven't been the same since....

But one thing I did do when I was little was I was on the monkey bars at my school. Going from bar to bar the usual way....until my brother started going from bar to bar with both hands at the same time instead of one at a time. I tried to do the same...ended up slamming down on my back. :wacko: After that my mom yelled at both of us for doing something like that, but my bro got the gist of it since he was the one who did it first so he supposedly 'convinced' me to do it.

[cherry-chi-hiwatari]

i cut my foot really bad on a peice of glass once , my parents took me into the hospital .

the doctor was gonna give me stitches . i thought they just sewed you back up , so when he came up to me , i kicked him realy hard in the stomach and screamed till he said he wasnt gonna give me stitches ..he glued it instead..i think having it glued was probably more painful then having stitches .

but for a week after that i had to wear slippers to school and people kept treadin on my foot .

[mashu]

i ran into a parked car on my bike...... O_o was riding down a hill near my house (dead end street) on the sidewalk hitting all the bumps and having fun and such. Anyway, this guy had parked his motorcycle on the sidewalk, so i was swerving out into the road to go around it. Well, I had just tightened my rear brakes earlier in the day, but apparently had not tightened the nut down as tight as it should have been. On my last (and fastest run) down the hill, i hit the brakes hard to make it over the gravel this person had for a tree lawn and the cable came undone. I panicked tried the front break, slid on the rocks and went straight into the back of this brand new neon. I was going so fast i flew OVER the top of the car, and my bike landed on the other side of the road. I landed on my face, slid quite a bit and i think passed out in the road for a while (not sure..... cant remember). Anyway after that the neigbhor came out to help me, and after he got some sensical words out of me called my dad. Took a while for the other half of my eyebrow to grow back XD

wow............ i rambled a lot O_O *wanders off*