Guilty Confessions

DragonicFlames · Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:05 pm Post subject:

Muahahha, Ok, let's keep it PG-13 I do [b]NOT[/b] wish to see someone stating that they want to f**k every mom in the country. But if you wish to state this, i will advise that you keep the tissue and the lotion to itself.

OO;

My confession is:

I killed a bird and let it be blamed on my cats. --;
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KeheiZero · Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:08 pm Post subject:

My brother was once really insulting me, so I jumped on his hand until I heard something crack.

That's it really
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:13 pm Post subject:

I've only ever took a crap outdoors once.. That was like.. Emergencyville, Tennessee, though... I have a sort of phobia of public toilets so you can imagine how hard it was for me.. though.. I had a few cans earlier so it balanced out I guess..

Funky_EsterMan · Has No Life Joined: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 413

I once, when I was 18, slipped Rohypnol in a girl's drink at a night club. I took her back to my house and had my way with her. That was the first time I ever did that, and the last. I was so scared at the time....yet so damn horny. Desperate times call for desperate measures. The hard part was making up some story as to why she was in my bed with no cloths on....man, I wish I had the courage today I did back then.

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Nova_Eclipse · Has No Life Joined: 27 May 2004 Posts: 451

I put some people in hospital, i didnt know my own strength, it was justified .... i think

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

i was almost arrested and expelled from school when i was in the 5th grade

CheshireGoddess · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1063

I had a fight with Mashu (matt) in my ex's pool at his sisters graduation party and I made him bleed and then later on he had scares all over his body...............I got a little carried away

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CheshireGoddess · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1063

[quote="Genkai (Naska)"] My friend Micheal and I were fighting in the parking lot of this hotel at night (Long story) Anyways, I accidently broke his arm by twisting his arm back to far and kind of crushing it against the pavement and such.. Regardless of us being mad he made up the story that he fell down the stairs. We look back on that and laugh occasionally Laughing

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how old are you again Genkai WTF?

lol you seem pretty strong.
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LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

Eh, my confession doesn't really sound that bad, but here it goes.

I have someone in the world I hate with every fiber of my being, in all seriousness. If I were ever to meet them face to face again, I really don't know what I'd do. I can only think that it would be something violent, since I still loathe the person for doing what they did to my family.

...eh, that's it.

CheshireGoddess · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1063

[quote="Genkai (Naska)"] Eh heh, 13. But, I've had a lot of hard labor in life- so really your right I'm not push over. I'll take it as a compliment though. [/quote]
Yes, take it as a compliment ^_^
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DragonicFlames · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:12 pm Post subject:

xD! There are a few confessions of killing or beating someone up on here.

Oo; Maybe there will be some more funny ones like Gray's. xD! That made me laugh...^^

::hands Gray the star of being funny on his confession.;: Smile!

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ZeroHourLP · Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: -172359

... I stole a small lego box from Toys R' Us when I was very young.

CHRIST. I'M FINALLY FREE. I DON'T HAVE TO WAKE UP SOAKED IN SWEAT FROM LEGO RIDDEN NIGHTMARES ANYMORE.
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SilentSoul92 · Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:12 am Post subject:

lol, there are some funny confessions here. Let's see, I have a loooong list, I'll just post the 5 worst. I put my brother in a stretcher, I knocked one of my frien'ds enemies off the roof and broke his leg, I stole this one game from Toy R Us, I tried to kick my brother but ended up breaking his arm instead, I knocked one of my friend's in karate (accident) and there are others but I'm too lazy to list everything. nothing's too bad though.

CheshireGoddess · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1063

I once had a crush on one of my friends that was a girl for awhile then realized it was a stupid crush haha Uneasy

hmmm what else, I know I have stolen stuff when I was little from friends like this little pet shop pony toy that had lots of glitter on it.......THE SHAME :ph34r:

edit - I spelled toy wrong <_<
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DragonicFlames · Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:59 pm Post subject:

i stole some candy and one of those paint squares from Home depot. xD! Mommie said I could have it so I tore off the bar code. I was really stupid when I was little. :ph34r:
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:05 pm Post subject:

:unsure:

Sometimes, Father, I flirt too heavily with cool girls and I don't realise.. then they start going all lovey dovey and I'm like Whoah! But they're all ohh I want u to want me.. I'm all Whoah I wanna be mates

n s**t.. I dunno..

And I used to steal sweets n toys n s**t fairly often, as a kid... meh

mashu · Very bored Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 122

[quote="CheshireGoddess ()"] I had a fight with Mashu (matt) in my ex's pool at his sisters graduation party and I made him bleed and then later on he had scares all over his body...............I got a little carried away

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This was not an angry fight, just for fun (just so you all know). But it was very unfair, i A) had no nails (and didn't want to hit, just scratch back like she was doing to me) and Cool

had to be careful how i scratched as to not accidentaly pull her top off XD (she didn't have to do that for ME, i got nice full strengthed scratches all over my chest.... loser) hahahaha fun times

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Just to add a confession to this........ lets see... oh... I enjoyed the scratch fight XD

Pyrodragon125 · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1257

Kinky

Let's see, uh, I'll post again to give a confession, I can't think of anything now......

CheshireGoddess · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1063

[quote="mashu (Matt Kern)"]
--Edit--
Just to add a confession to this........ lets see... oh... I enjoyed the scratch fight XD [/quote]
:huh: ......................... Laughing

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ZeroHourLP · Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: -172359

Serious for once. I messed around with a friend of mine for a long time about his attempts to get with this one girl. I made fun of his failure and would tell him how Julie (the girl he liked) was mine and that I hit that pussy and what not. He got really pissed off one day and tried to fight me. Well, he couldn't fight very well and I didn't really want to fight, so I just twisted his arm a bit and then let him go.

I don't think I ever apologized for all that bullshit either. We were in 6 or 7th grade at the time. If I met him again sometime, I'd like to say sorry.

It sucks, though. Stupid Julie never even considered Zach, my friend, for a second. Instead, the girl decides to fall for my buddy Mario. Mario wasn't interested and we decided never to mention it to Zachary.

Also, what's up with all of you girls and beating the s**t out of people until they bleed? I don't know why so many girls on the Internet claim to have brutally beaten the s**t out of a guy or even groups of guys. I've only seen a girl completely destroy a guy on maybe two occasions, both times in elementary school.
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