Funny Things That Your Pets Did

[Stratadrake]

We had one cat that was chased up a telephone pole by the neighbor's dog, once. It took us hours to find a way to get her down.

Another one of our cats, Silver, for whatever reason, peed on a floor electrical outlet. *GZAP*! Fried cat pee stinks like you wouldn't believe... :wacko:

Silver lived to a ripe old age of 14 years despite the incident.
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[Aiwen_Chan]

We have a Boxer named Brutus. Everyone thinks he's retarded but he's actually smart. We also have a chihuahua named Moe..

We let Moe out in the bachyard one day, we he got out of the yard and decided he wanted i the front door, he went to the door and whined, but I didn't hear him. Brutus did, he went and open the front door, went in the entrance way and opened the screen door and let Moe in. It was hilarious.

Then later than day brutus hit his head on mum's glass doll cabinent and broke it.. but it didn't hurt him. Oo.

Now that I think of it.. there is a lot of odd stuff my pets have done..

[Aomi_Armster]

trying to eat in this place is like a game of hide and seek
my bird ( cockatiel) would divebomb the popcorn bowl, the noodle bowl, the salad bowl

he'd run off with corn..

he'd actually NEST in the cereal while i'd be trying to eat

such a dork head but i love him anyway

[Beatlechick90]

Once when my cat was in heat, she sprayed her "you know what" in my mom's laptop case. <_<
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[Aiwen_Chan]

[quote] such a dork head but i love him anyway[/quote]
I have a cockatiel, named Lucky. He took a bath in my glass once.. Then he was covered in red koolaid.. oO Cockatiels are dorky...

[Pyrodragon125]

Hilarious thing my yellow lab, Sandy, always does.....
Sleeping peacefully, curled up in a ball, she suddenly farts, propelling her upwards in fright and running into the other room.
There must be other things but whatever I'll remember them later.

[CheshireGoddess]

I remember my first dog I ever had named Abbey that was part pomerainian (how ever you spell THAT one :wacko: ) One day in the winter when she was a puppy we took her out in the front yard and she was jumping around in the snow and suddenly she just sunk 5 feet below in snow and started tunneling around the yard, up until now that is the cutest thing I have seen my pets do. We had to give her away this year though I miss her

Another story is my dog Rico, she is so stupid but I love her. She would (and sometimes still does) run up the stairs too fast and slip and go chest first into the next step, it was actually pretty funny to watch seeing as it didn't hurt her at all and she kept doing it
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[jhonenfreak]

Every day my two dogs run to the door that leads to the garage whenever they hear it open because that means my dad is home. One of my dogs, Lucy, loves those little rawhide bones. My other dog, Heidi, will save hers for later. Lucy is always trying to steal Heidi's bone, so one time she ran to the door just to trick her. Heidi figured my dad was home because she thought Lucy must have heard the door open, so the second Heidi left her bone on the ground Lucy ran back to it and snatched it up.
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[L7]

My two female dogs hump each other at night after they eat...its like a ritual. Free lezbo porn in my backyard...Oh yeah and my cat sleeps in her crap filled litter box...and when she see a bird she chatters her teeth...My favorite dog Lily sleeps in my bed and she puts her head on the pillow and gets under the blankets...and she tries to push me away with her feet and she snores...

[KeheiZero]

Got a budgie called Taz, about six years old. Not too bad in my opinion. Only thing he does is he stays real quiet throughout the day, but as soon as someone starts to use the phone he screams until they're done. Then he calms down again.
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[Ogrim_Doomhammer]

My dog once opened the parakeet cage...
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[cherry-chi-hiwatari]

......my dog is afraid of everything ..he ran away from my hamster while the hamster was in his running ball....we couldnt get the dog from under that table for 2 hours......damn dog .....hes afraid of water too .....if he gets anywhere near water he goes balistic and barks non stop ....ive learent to take ear plugs everywhere with me now if the dogs coming with us

[the_CrEePiE]

Things my cat did/does on a daily basis:
1. One morning my cat hid behind a briefcase and decided to preen. All we could see was her leg sticking up high into the air.

2. When we throw her mouse toy against the stove, she follows it (runs headlong into the stove)

3. If you're swaying your feet back and fourth when you're on the couch watching T.V., she'll attack it.

4. Tries to climb the curtains

5. Jumps in the shower with me THEN realizes that she doesn't like water.

6. When I jump into bed- if she's under the bed, she'll attack your feet before you jump on it.

Things my dog did/does on a daily basis:

1. She tries to piss on the floor when she thinks you're not watching (she hates it outside in the yard i guess)

2. If you tell her she's "stupid, she'll actually look offended or hurt.

3. When someone throws her toy, she'll retrieve it and come back with it on the top of the couch. When you throw it again, she'll jump off and go get it (i told you this because every time Jared senior sits on the couch, she lands where the sun doesn't shine!)

4. She's affraid of my guitars, trombone, flute, piano, and my sister's clarinet and ocarina. She'll wimper and whine if you play them in the living room.
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[Catoni15]

I have a little silky terrier named Ozzy. Funniest little dog...

When he was a puppy he did the funniest thing. We had just moved into our new house so he wasn't really used to it yet. Back in the old apartment we had to walk him ourselves but our house has this backyard. The back door is glass. He got so excited that he ran right into the glass head first. He never did that again

He also did this one thing where he saw his reflection in the glass of the cabinet door. He would sit there and bark and snarl at it because he thought it was another dog. What a dork

He also likes to sleep in my bed. I don't like it so I kick him off. It's no use because he waits until I fall asleep and in the morning I find him at my feet sound asleep. Sneaky... <_<

[LadyoftheDeadlyDance]

Lesse...my cat has this unpleasant habit of randomly attacking people when unprovoked. And let me tell you, having a cat digging his teeth into your ankles while you're running down a dark hallway at three in the morning when you have to pee is NOT a fun experiance.

I also remember my mom had this parakeet. He was very light in color, so of course he'd stain if he flew into something very colorful...like pasta sauce, for example. The little thing was red for about a month...and the sauce, of course, was thrown out by my uberly disgusted grandfather.