Funny Moments

Nova_Eclipse · Has No Life Joined: 27 May 2004 Posts: 451

I can't believe this hasn't been done yet, anyways this is to remember the times you pissed yourself laughing and what it was that made you.

I walk to college everyday and everyday about the same time my friend ell runs and jumps on my back from behind, about a week ago I had my head phones plugged in, and i was playing with a pound coin in my fingers. the coin fell onto the floor so when i reached down to pick it up, i heard a huge clang like bone on metal, Elli had jumped missed me and hit the lampost head first. Rofl i couldnt stop laughing she wasn't hurt ...badly but she did need me to carry her home lol

SilentSoul92 · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:29 am Post subject:

my funniest moment are all here at FAC, thought I can't remember most of them so I'll get back to you on that.

stefie-chi · Still very bored Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 362

wene i walked into a tree and then got up ald walked into it again

Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

Well i have this stupid classmate he's called sammy and he has really bad calligraphy... for our homework we had to complete a 40 page spanish booklet and he said that he didnt want to do it so he said that he was going to make scribbles on the booklet and that the teacher was going to tell it was ok because she didnt understand his caligraphy! I LITERALLY FELL DOWN FROM THE CHAIR AND STARTED ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!
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KotokoPlum · Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject:

One time I was on another forum and everyone wouldpost very quickly in response to others. That's why you had to quote everything. but one time I didn't here's how the conversation kinda went like:

me: WE
lyokofan: WANT
me: COOKIES
lyokofan: NOW
(someone [I can't remeber]) fine. *shoves 100 cookies down your throats*
me: YEAH!

See, now I had dial-up at the time and didn't know that the post before me was made. After that, everyone was really confused until I explained what had happened...

And, yes, those at that forum had a particular obsession with cookies... (the cookie parties were fun, though!)

Jailcrow_of_Mandos · Still very bored Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 313

A few years back when I was into anime, I was visiting family in Lubbock, and met this cousin of mine who looked like Chou from Rurouni Kenshin- minus about a foot or so of hair, but still o.o

NauticalNymph and I talked about him right in front of him by calling him Chou :/ Then we were playing chess later, and anime came up-- he knew the whole time... weird guy..

Then one night my little brother crawled in bed with me afetr I told him a few ghost stories-- and he likes to play with hair (this is when I had hair) and I woke up ready to scream because he was rubbing my back and my hair while I was asleep O.o... I was like "What're you doing in here!?" and he said there was a ghost over his bed going "haaaaa haaaaaa haaaa."

Didn't sleep that night, but it's funny now ^_^

KotokoPlum · Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:14 pm Post subject:

Very funny!

I also remember I went to Georgia once and stayed at a family friend's house. We went to sleep really late at night. (My brother and I were playing Monoply of the family friend's son) Anyways, the next morning Paul, the son of the friend, came in and said, "Wake up, sleepyheads!" at 6:00 am (we had gone to sleep at one...) The bed was tiny and I had to share with my brother so I rolled over and, said, "wha?" I was close to the edge already soI just fell flat on my face. Good thing the bed wasn't that high up... Laughing

yuyuyasha33 · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 127

One time I handcuffed myself...

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

Lmao! Poor Steph... Laughing

A very funny moment was when I was talking to these people from the Christmas play. They were the guy ragdoll (I'll call him Andy in here) a guy I really liked at the time (his alias here will be General) and this girl who was playing a gypsy doll (lets call her Esmeralda) and we were in a classroom by ourselves with nothing to do but wait in there for two hours while everyone else learned their dances. Well, we got bored of just talking in ten minutes and what a coincidense that we found a phonebook right next to the phone. Wink

Andy grabbed it and started looking up phone numbers and right away he found the number to the bowling alley down the street. General stopped him right at that page and gave him the phone and told him to call them. So Andy did and the conversation went like this...

Andy: Hello? Is this Skytop Lanes?
Bowling Guy: Yes it is. How may I help you?
Andy: I was wondering...do you have sixteen pound balls?
Bowling Guy: Our balls range from thirteen to eighteen pounds.
Andy *now giggling and barely able to talk*: G-Good God man! *Giggle* How do you people walk?!
General: Hang up the damn phone!
Andy: *Hangs up*

I can name a lot of funny moments from just rehersals for that play. Everyday was like one big joke. Like when the guy playing Santa Claus would talk in a satanic voice and tell us to shut the f*ck up if we weren't listening. Or when the stage managers ganged up on this one guy who wouldn't stop talking and they beat the crap out of him. And then there was the raining of the shoes (a stage manager got mad at the jack-in-the-box and took off her shoe and threw it at his head. It was such a random moment but it was funny too.) And what I think was the funniest quote from the rehersals...

Stage manager to some kid: Wow...thats the best idea you had ever since you made love to the curtain.

I'll leave you to guess what she meant. Wink

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SilentSoul92 · Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:36 pm Post subject:

oh yeah, there was this time, when I was young, a couple of friends and I were trying to recreate this certain action scene from a show (forgot which) anyway, it ended up with Sarah stuck on top of a tree and Kristie and were trying to pull her out (she got snagged between two branches) it was pretty funny, I still laugh sometimes when I think about it.

The_Hand · Member Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 46

[i]Oh, I remember when I was just of the tender age of twain, and my mother took me to visit my grand mama, who dwells just outside of Staines. Mind you now, I can only belay what my mother and grand mama have told me. I did a naughty in my underpants, so my grandmama put me in a pair of my mother's knickers, from when she was a young lass.

As my grand mama and myself went into the district of Staines to pick up some fruits and jam pudding, many a people complemented me, saying "what a pretty girl, she is." lol, needless to say my grand mama took a wee bit of offense to those particular comments, and decided to give the ole' tarts a flogging with her malacca cane. My mother had quite the jollies when she caught wind of the story, and it brings a smile to mine and my grand mama's face. lol[/i]

CheshireGoddess · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1063

About a two weeks ago when I was watching "The Ring 2" at the movie theaters the day it came out with a huge group of people. I was sitting next to my friend mel and the whole place was packed. Well at one part of the movie a phone rang and I thought it was someones cell so I yelled "Turn your damn cell phone off" and then realized it was the movie. To top that off I was so embarressed I went to go put my head in mels shoulder and laugh but I missed and hit my face on the cup holder Cool

haha good times and good laughs Laughing

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KotokoPlum · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:52 am Post subject:

*rotfl* Aw, poor Chesh. Very funny. XDDD

stefie-chi · Still very bored Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 362

i once colapsed and fell on a old ladys soup the poor lady nearly had a heart attak

gemmie-chi · Very bored Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Posts: 122

when me cherry stph and kari went to town and cherry knocked her drink over me. then she stood up and her chair bashed into an old women Laughing

stefie-chi · Still very bored Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 362

hahaha that was funny i thought that old lady was goin to kill us

oh and if anyone wants a laugh go to "spam" then "fac easter egg"

cherry-chi-hiwatari · Forum Stalker Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 1143

it wasnt THAT funny !!!!!!!! <_< i swear that old woman wanted to hit me over the head with her bag . . . .

yeah im hopless Rolling eyes

the rest of the day wasnt that bad !!!!!

stefie-chi · Still very bored Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 362

no it was a great day out i enjoyed it
a funny moment for me was i opened a door and wene i went to go back i had the door slam in my face it hurt but i had a good laugh after

hikari0205 · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:01 pm Post subject:

it was a fun day i must admit and it was rather funny when cherry knocked them drinks all over gem!

i couldnt stop laughing! when we were walking back aswell..i think i must have said sumthing cherry didnt like...........i dunno i cant remember but she hit me over the head with her new high heeled boots!!!!!!!! it hurt like hell! :wacko:

stefie-chi · Still very bored Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 362

aw i feel for u