Stupid Things You've Said

Beatlechick90 · Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:34 am Post subject:

We've all done it: opened our big mouthand said something incredibly dumb, offensive, or incriminating without realizing it until it's too late. Here is a thread where you can relate your experiences. Here's my latest story, it happened to me just today in fact:

I was in class talking with a bunch of my friends about past teachers we've had. I mentioned my grade five teacher who I said never liked me. Well, I forgot that her SON was in my class and he got super pissed! I apologized, but he was still mad and stuff. Here's how our conversation went:

Me: "I didn't say anything bad about her, I just said that she didn't like me, which is true."
Him: "Oh yeah, wonder why that is?"
Me: "Because I'm not loaded." (this is true, the woman is a total snob) "or, maybe because I was a bit of a smart mouth". (trying to save the situation)
Him: "Yeah, I bet that's it."
Me: "Look, I take back what I said, okay?"
Him: "grumble"
Me: "Well, geez, forget it then. That's what I get for trying to be nice."
Him: "Nice, yeah right."

So I just thought, "f**k this" and left.
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shinto_grrl · Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:45 pm Post subject:

lol. Well, almost everything that comes out of my mouth ends up being stupid. -___-' Hmmmmm...here:

Me: Okay, so they had a camera in front of a belt?
foamylordandmaster (let's call him ivanhoe): Yeeeees.
Me: Are you sure?
Ivanhoe: Yeeeeeeeees.
Me: Are you gay?
Ivanhoe: Yeeee WHAT THE f**k!?

(I know, I know. I didn't really say that one, but Ivanhoe did.)

Me: Does your butt make a shadow? The liquorish king knowz.

*shifty eyes. :ph34r: I know those might now fit into what you're talking about, but that's the closest kind of thing I could think of. *sigh. And today in class I had one of those moments where you having something stuck in your head and you just HAVE to say it for some reason...so I yelled "I'M A HORSE!" really loud. *feels ashamed.
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kitsunelover25 · Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject:

One time me and my mom were driving around, and she saw this house. We started talking about it, and I just had to say it; "Do you think they built it?" She just looked at me and started laughing. After I noticed what I said, I laughed too.

Another time, me and my brothers were playing Scrabble. He put down "Toad" and I said, "You can't use game characters (Mario)." My other brother looked at me and said, "Toad as in the animal...You know, a frog?" I sat there and thought about it, and then smiled. "Oh yeah!" He shook his head, and we went back to the game.

All I can think of for now...I need sleep.

Aomi_Armster · Rookie Joined: 29 Jun 2004 Posts: 34

you learned you how to spoke ^_^

shinto_grrl · Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:34 am Post subject:

Heh.
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