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cherry-chi-hiwatari Forum Stalker

Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 1143
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:56 am Post subject: |
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those boots cost me 15 ill have you know !!! and now they are broken,.....wearing them to school everyday wasnt such a good idea i guess...i must get a new pair soon <_<
we were walking down a street in london a few months ago , and the streets were packed , you could hardly move ! so theres this woman on her cell phone pushing us all out the way cause she was in a hurry , she was so busy talking on her cell that she got the heel of her high heeled boot stuck in the grate over the drains , she was just stood there trying to pull her shoe out the drain and keep talking on here phone , me and my dad were just stood there laughin in hysterics |
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Powtaz Oldbie

Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:35 am Post subject: |
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last saturday me and ambush and our friend, mr harley, went clubin in some big montreal metal club.
we drank and smoked our cigars, and laughed and talked. then, *dramatic music* we got....lost in the music. Ambush went insane and jumped in the mosh pit, he trashed for like 2 hours, occasionally i joined him, but i was to busy dancing with three sexy hot women. Then we left, and the comedey began.
lol, omg funniness then happened. and now theres a hole in my shoe |
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LilGreenClover Member

Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Posts: 61
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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| when my JERK CRAZY STUPIDO,girl in my class its still not funny though she said i dont want to see your chest,when i leaned over.i replied,wait you little perv,lookin at my bra?! then everyone laughed AT ME! |
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ThaKakarot Oldbie

Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 2246
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 3:39 am Post subject: |
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bra <3
i was at the arcade with my dad and we were playing one of those punchbag games where you have to hit the bag and it shows you how hard you hit...
well the bag which you hit was in the centre and on each side were to poles so i hit it three times and then it was my dad's turn... that dickwad wanted to hit it full force but missed the bag and hit the pole
seriouslly hurting hit thumb... needless to say i laughed my ass off |
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Powtaz Oldbie

Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 4:22 am Post subject: |
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| Yesterday me and my coworker went out to play pool. we decided to order a pitcher of beer, then another. For the second, we decided to order a "Big" pitcher. what we didnt know was that "Big" pitcher = 4L. Now thats 2.5 normal pitchers in 1. all in all, i dont feel good today. |
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Talin Has No Life

Joined: 15 Aug 2004 Posts: 498
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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The other day, I was riding with my mom in the car and I was whining to her about how I can't watch Viva La Bam anymore and I said: "But mom, I really liked it and now I'm gonna have withdrawals."
Mom replied: "I liked Coccaine..."
It was quite funny. |
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Sephir0th666777 Elder In Training

Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 3168 Location: *insert witty location here*
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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I have tons of these.
Just last weekend my brother and I started an Indian Tribe
at 2 a.m.
and where going into my other brothers room informing him how the white man stole our land _________________ [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Sephir0th666777/mercy.jpg[/img]
Red_Quatre:Who's the guy that says "Get over here!" and then grabs you.
Blad: A rapist |
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