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strife Very bored

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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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i need serious awners...not obvious awnsers serious!!!...ok now can i get awnser now please |
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Wu_the_Lotus_Blossom Very bored

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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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Parents and babysitters are different in the fact that...
Parents know there kids where as us babysitters don't,say the kid was afraid of something,the parents would know,babysitters more than likely wouldn't.
Parents know when the kids lying and we babysitters have to guess ^_^ .
The kids listen to there parents,but treat us like kids ourselves.
And paying yourself to watch your own kids kinda odd.
Perhaps it's because we are the door for the parents time out,they can go off for a while and know little billy aint destroying anything.Theres my answers for ya hope it helps ya ^_^ . |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:48 am Post subject: |
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my babysitter charges $20 bucks an hour |
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PhunkYMunkY Site Helper

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:10 am Post subject: |
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She's a Bad babysitter :angry:
Edit: I think I saw her boyfriend in the shower! : o |
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Beatlechick90 Forum Stalker

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:16 am Post subject: |
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Ever see Don't Bother to Knock? First and best psycho babysitter film!
Muahahahaha... _________________ [url=http://dollyrockersinc.piczo.com][img]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i122379787_59088_3.gif[/img][/url] |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:16 am Post subject: |
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no that was me. i was teaching her how to appropriatley punish me for being a bad little boy |
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Beatlechick90 Forum Stalker

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:24 am Post subject: |
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I suppose you WOULD want Marilyn Monroe to punish you, eh Pow? *wink wink nudge nudge* _________________ [url=http://dollyrockersinc.piczo.com][img]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i122379787_59088_3.gif[/img][/url] |
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eclipsedmoongoddess482 Elder In Training

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:47 am Post subject: |
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[quote]I suppose you WOULD want Marilyn Monroe to punish you, eh Pow? *wink wink nudge nudge* [/quote]
No thats someone else's job.
Anyways, as a babysitter I know that kids don't really respect you like they would their real parents. And if the babysitter is smaller than the kid they are watching then the babysitter has a risk of getting her ass kicked. :wacko: _________________ Vaccum cleaners may look fun, but are deadly sex toys. as are certain vegetables like, terri schiavo -Powtaz |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:51 am Post subject: |
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lol@ short babysitters |
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eclipsedmoongoddess482 Elder In Training

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:00 am Post subject: |
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[quote]lol@ short babysitters [/quote]
Your mean. *Is a short babysitter*
*Slaps Pow* Bad boy! _________________ Vaccum cleaners may look fun, but are deadly sex toys. as are certain vegetables like, terri schiavo -Powtaz |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:05 am Post subject: |
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if it makes u feel better im listening to Motley Crue, Nikki Sixx :wub:
haha, short babysitters are kool |
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eclipsedmoongoddess482 Elder In Training

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:06 am Post subject: |
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[quote]if it makes u feel better im listening to Motley Crue, Nikki Sixx[/quote]
All that makes you is a mean guy who has good taste in music.
Abusing babysitters is not funny. _________________ Vaccum cleaners may look fun, but are deadly sex toys. as are certain vegetables like, terri schiavo -Powtaz |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:09 am Post subject: |
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im sorry :(
i didnt know that u were short. tehehe, tiny, awwwwwwwwww
i forgive u. |
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eclipsedmoongoddess482 Elder In Training

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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[quote]im sorry
i didnt know that u were short. tehehe, tiny, awwwwwwwwww
i forgive u. [/quote]
All right. So you're sorry and I'm sorry and I forgive you so we both forgive each other.
Awesome! We're on good terms again.
You never thought I was short? Yep, I put up a big game but I'm just a 5'2 girl trying to not get stepped on by taller people.
Anyways, another thing I've found that happens when you babysit the same kids for awhile is that you develope a bond with the kids that the parents don't have. Sort of like a big sister or big brother bond. The kids I babysit look up to me in a way that they can tell me things they feel that they can't tell their parents (i.e who they have a crush on in school, so-and-so is so stupid, etc.) So lately babysitting has become a time where I have to listen to schoolyard gossip. Its a good thing I have better listening skills.
_________________ Vaccum cleaners may look fun, but are deadly sex toys. as are certain vegetables like, terri schiavo -Powtaz |
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Hawk4444 Very Oldbie

Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Posts: 2568 Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowwhere in Arizona.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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What about when you are forced to babysit someone. Like me for instance.
I had to baby sit my 2 cousins and they are the devil's children sent from below with direct orders from hell to torture me.
I had to baby sit them and all they do is try there best to annoy me and they do a goooooooooood job of it. when i used to wear either my favorite shirts or something really nice. My cousin austin would try to spit on my shirt and since he loves power rangers so much he would do the stupidest reenactment of them kicking and going " HEYAH". Then like a true person who doesn't know what there doing runs up to people and either tried to boot them in nuts (he has never succeded with me) or try to punch you in the stomach( not often but sometimes)Plus he's a little butterball who is in like 5th grade and weighs like 150 pounds he is so fat its not funny. But i still laugh anyway.
One time he came at me like a psycho with my grandmother's long sharp kitchen knife and tried to stab me. but i got a broom stick and smacked it out of his hand and poked him in the stomach [b]HARD[/b] and he fell to the ground crying.
[b]THANK YOU 10 YEARS OF KARATE[/b]
Then there is my other cousin Nicole, she is the absolute biggest tattletail there is in the universe. She would actually try to write down everything i did to tell my grandmother what i was up too. she wrote things like i watched tv instead of doing homework and other annoying things like that.
Then she would cry at every chance she got. If she had to take a shower first then she would throw a temper tantrum and say " I DON'T WANNA GO FIRST." She would kick and scream and yell to where my ears would bleed. Or atleast want too.
when her dad started to date again she hated his last girlfriend and he took his kids on there first date. She threw a temper tantrum saying" I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE WITH HER, SHE'S UGLY AND YADA YADA YADA". She is also the kind of person to sucker punch you in the gut when your not looking and then run to the nearest adult so i couldn't hit her back. Then she would continue this forever.
When i'm with them they make hell surround me, i loath those children, i just want to give them cloroform and drop them off in another state and leave them. mwahahahahahahahahaha.
Plus, no one ever punishes them for anything they do. They get bad grades "that's ok you'll do better next time."
If they broke something expensive. "that's ok just watch out next time"
Not once have my grandparents punished them same with there mom and dad. But OHHH once i get in trouble thats different. Punish the innocent one. even if he is guilty. (grumble) _________________ I'm a bit silly on the goofy side on nonsense. ^_^ |
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strife Very bored

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="Hawk4444 (hawk)"] What about when you are forced to babysit someone. Like me for instance.
I had to baby sit my 2 cousins and they are the devil's children sent from below with direct orders from hell to torture me.
I had to baby sit them and all they do is try there best to annoy me and they do a goooooooooood job of it. when i used to wear either my favorite shirts or something really nice. My cousin austin would try to spit on my shirt and since he loves power rangers so much he would do the stupidest reenactment of them kicking and going " HE YAH". Plus he's a little butterball who is in like 5th grade and weighs like 150 pounds he is so fat its not funny. But i still laugh anyway.
One time he came at me like a psycho with my grandmother's long sharp kitchen knife and tried to stab me. but i got a broom handle and smacked it out of his hand and poked him in the stomach [b]HARD[/b] and he fell to the ground crying.
[b]THANK YOU 10 YEARS OF KARATE[/b]
Then there is my other cousin Nicole, she is the absolute biggest tatletail there is in the universe. She would actually try to write down everything i did to tell my grandmother what i was up too. she wrote things like i watched tv instead of doing homework and other annoying things like that.
Then she would cry at every chance she got. If she had to take a shower first then she would throw a temper tantrum and say " I DON'T WANNA GO FIRST." She would kick and scream and yell to where my ears would bleed. Or atleast want too.
when her dad started to date again she hated his last girlfriend and he took his kids on there first date. She threw a temper tantrum saying" I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE WITH HER, SHE'S UGLY AND YADA YADA YADA". She is also the kind of person to sucker punch you in the gut when your not looking and then run to the nearest adult so i couldn't hit her back. Then she would continue this forever.
When i'm with them they make hell surround me, i loath those children, i just want to give them cloroform and drop them off in another state and leave them. mwahahahahahahahahaha. [/quote]
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Hawk4444 Very Oldbie

Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Posts: 2568 Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowwhere in Arizona.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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Luckily for me. The worst is over i don't have to baby sit them anymore and they got older so they are a bit more mature......sigh..... i just hope i never get to see children like that again.
It is the whole reason why i hate children and am void of ever wanting them. I'd be to frightened that they would turn out like them. That is why everytime i see a crying baby i just want to walk over to it and slap it and say
SHUT UP YOU STUPID BABY. BE QUIET, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SACK OF MONKEY POO.
But of course i never do it...... ^_^ _________________ I'm a bit silly on the goofy side on nonsense. ^_^ |
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Wu_the_Lotus_Blossom Very bored

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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I feel so sorry for you Hawk,but that was the best worst babysitting moment I've ever read!!!!!!! As for the kid thing,they were like that cuz of there parents more likely,it's really surprizing what saying no can do .If you raize your kids with a bit of discipline ,and love them, and tell them what's wrong and right you should do fine ^_^ ! |
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Hawk4444 Very Oldbie

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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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Why thank you. They are much better now but in there hay day there were satin incarnite and how about that your lucky to hear that being the worst babysitting thing ever. so thank yah and i do kind of know that if you raise them properly they will turn out ok but its one of the many excusses i use to get out of talk about children.
I remember my babysitter her name was Iva. She was a sweet woman with a really cool bird name Matilda that would nibble on your ear and hair and stuff and she never bite anyone. She had ferrets, they smell really bad and a bunch of fish. We would feed them everyday. It was fun she had a special house for us all to play in and we could watch tv or play with the bird or ferrets and she was really cool. _________________ I'm a bit silly on the goofy side on nonsense. ^_^ |
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Wu_the_Lotus_Blossom Very bored

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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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She sounds cool ^_^ ,I can't remember my babysitters name but sometimes she'd take me and my brother to a really cool huge arcade like place somewere near CA it was awsume ,but then we moved and I grew up ^_^ ,but I've got some really neat memories still ^_^ .
Why do you want to know about babysitters Strife? |
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