Dumb Blonde Moments

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

We all have had our not best moments. And those moments tend to stay with us for a long time whether its from looking back to get a good laugh or the fact that your friends and peers still tease you over it.

So what was your best dumb blonde moment?

Just a note: A D.B.M is when you say something without thinking or do something lacking all common sense. Sort of like Jessica Simpson and that "tuna or chicken" question. Stuff like that.

My best one was probably today. I was posing in a tree for my drawing group and we got into this discussion about Amazon women and how female species could live without males. A part of the conversation went like this:

Guy: Well I once read that there are certain kinds of lizards that can grow male organs when there are no males around to mate with.

Girl: So basically if all the males die out then those lizards just have to grow a penis?

Me:*After thinking for a second* I don't think I can do that.

Guy:

I hope you're not.

Girl: Laughing

On the bright side, I became the Queen of the Amazons for a day. Smile

Anyways, ditzy stuff like that is what I'm looking for. Wink

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Wu_the_Lotus_Blossom · Very bored Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 204

Once,I was out with my mom in our car and when we got home I said,
"Oh,Dad must be gone our car isn't there."Sometimes I really surprize myself as to how blonde I can be! Razz

!Anyhow that's one of many stupid moments for me ^_^ .

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

those are wacky things

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

lol u cant kill a stone..haha, what a silly willy!

ThaKakarot · Oldbie Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 2246

in our old house we had one of those doors which has to sections..and you can open the top and leave the bottom closed and vice versa.. so one day i wanted to get in to quick and i opend the door but the bottom half was locked so i walked straight in to it and fell right over the top... it sucked..

my dad laughed at me <_<

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

Today I had to go to my bro's baseball game and it was really cold so I brought a sweater and wore it. When the game was over I took it off for unexplained reasons. It was still a five minute walk to the car and I told my mom that I was really cold and how I couldn't take the cold wind blowing at me even though I was holding the sweater I had on a minute ago.

My mom has lost all faith in me having common sense. Uneasy

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hikari0205 · Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:49 am Post subject:

[quote="Wu_the_Lotus_Blossom (Anaastasia"] Once,I was out with my mom in our car and when we got home I said,
"Oh,Dad must be gone our car isn't there."Sometimes I really surprize myself as to how blonde I can be! Razz

!Anyhow that's one of many stupid moments for me ^_^ . [/quote]
i've done that before.....and im always saying things like...is mum out...when actually shes right next to me...i need to start thinking O_o

CheshireGoddess · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1063

I always forget where things are and start panicking but never realize the glasses are on my face or the pen is in my mouth Rolling eyes

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Beatlechick90 · Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:22 pm Post subject:

Yesterday I was singing and dancing to the Grease soundtrack and um... I got a little carried away. When "You're The One That I Want" came on I stood on the coffee table and started dancing. All was going well until I tried to walk to the end, and it tipped over like and fell on me. Now I have a big bruise on my leg. :(

Let that be a lesson, kiddos: never dance on coffee tables without adult supervision!
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CheshireGoddess · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1063

ummm I'm not really sure how that is a "blond moment"
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keautye · Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:56 pm Post subject:

And I'm so stupid that I do stupid stuff without noticing it's stupid so my friends have to tell me it's stupid then after I realise how stupid it was. This is really being stupid. Laughing

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Fae · Forum Stalker Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 1045

The other day me and my friends went into a bakery and they were playing "I will survive" and I started lip synching and dancing around... O_O my friends pretended they didn't know me... heh heh...

Once i also played handball near a new glass window....heh heh...that didn't turn out pretty... XD

and then there's the time when i tried to take my cat in the bath with me...

and I also tried to eat Lemon meringue pie with novicaine active on the left side of my face...

eek...i'm SO dUmB sometimes!!!!!!

DingoOfTheShadows · Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 9:35 am Post subject:

Asking my sis,
"Isn't a Soprano a male voice?"

Ryoku · Very bored Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 139

I left a highpowered magnet in my pocket and when i went to school i saw this girl i really liked! So i come up and talk to her, and it seems she likes me too. Then we start walking in the halls next to the lockers. I was in the middle of a sentence and my magnet grabbed against the locker and caused me to swing around and slam into it.... Well I lost my chance T-T. Dear God, off all the moments for that to happen....

Wu_the_Lotus_Blossom · Very bored Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 204

Once I had this dream and there was this guy in it,I fell in love...but then I woke up.That day I called my friend and went over what happened in the dream.I remember saying,"I fell in love with this wonderful guy in my dream!!!!"on his end
there was complete silence.I later found out that he liked me!I felt sooooo bad Sad

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cherry-chi-hiwatari · Forum Stalker Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 1143

[quote="Ryoku ()"] I left a highpowered magnet in my pocket and when i went to school i saw this girl i really liked! So i come up and talk to her, and it seems she likes me too. Then we start walking in the halls next to the lockers. I was in the middle of a sentence and my magnet grabbed against the locker and caused me to swing around and slam into it.... Well I lost my chance T-T. Dear God, off all the moments for that to happen.... [/quote]
and we all keep highpowered magnets in our pockets in case of an emergency now dont we ?? Rolling eyes

...but then again..this magnet would have to be VERY high powered to be able to drag a human around surley :huh:

blonde moments....um....ive had a few of those .....walking into doors , forgetting where stuff is ..and calling my brother my dogs name..so you can hera me shout "muttley!!" and look really confused my dog comes running up to me instead of my bother...i mean brother Smile

.....thats about it WTF?

....im generally not blonde

..well...usually Rolling eyes

Zekk · Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 11:22 am Post subject:

I was laying flat on my longbaord, after doing some "Inlining" with a friend, and a two cute girls were wlaking down into the playgroud area we had been skating in. I was getting up and nailed myself in the nose with my board; I had pushed down on the kick tail, and gota bloody nose right infront of the cute girls.

Ryoku · Very bored Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 139

Ever since then my nickname has become "magnet boy"... RaWr! Stupid magnet. -.-

Wu_the_Lotus_Blossom · Very bored Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 204

It's alright Ryoko turn the name around and call yourself 'the chick magnet'!I like that name it makes you sound like a stud Cool

!!!

cherry-chi-hiwatari · Forum Stalker Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 1143

[quote="Ryoku ()"] Ever since then my nickname has become "magnet boy"... RaWr! Stupid magnet. -.- [/quote]
but WHY did you have such a strong magnet ? what was it doing in your pocket ? and where on earth did you get a magnet so strong that it could pull you over ?