Favorite Cartoon Quotes

Yusuke · Still very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 261

[i]"Lick your own damn stamps, you psycho."[/i] - Germaine

[i]"I think your friend there has an american problem with the popping of the pills."[/i] - Begley

[i]"We don't have large, bitch." - Franklin/Starschmucks Guy

"So, just pull the trigger you, bastard!"[/i] - Foamy

[i]"Teeth don't explode..."[/i] - Germaine

[i]"Seriously, I knew this one squirrel that had hot chocolate, then a cup of Ice coffee and all his teeth blew up in his head!"[/i] - Foamy

~ Quotes from Neurotically Yours Cartoon.

JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject:

"Oh, Cow. You are such a tub of lard. That is why I love you."-Slappy,Cow and Chicken

"...and when she smiles, her toes wiggle."-Red Guy,Cow and Chicken

"You speak idiot?"-Weasel,I.M. Weasel
"Yeah. I.R. speaking idiot since I.R. five."-I.R.Baboon,I.M. Weasel

"...or maybe he just wants a banana. I could've been paraphrasing."-Cosmo,Fairly Odd Parents

"She's worse than Jorgen!"-Wanda,Fairly Odd Parents
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--Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas. But of a humble heart, the Lord wil not scorn, and from its abundance the mouth speaks.

--People don't mean to kill each other. It happens because they are poor or desperate or really thirsty or in need of a vacation or something.

ReapersRitual · Rookie Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 38

I'm not allowed to sing - court order ~ Bender

Cheese it! ~ Bender

This is my rifle
This is my gun
This is for fighting
This is for fun!
~ Stewie

To really do things right,you've gotta strangle a fresh one ~ Elzar

ReapersRitual · Rookie Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 38

[quote]Who need courage when you have a gun?!
~Not sure who but somebody from Futurama[/quote]

The Professor ^_^

JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:58 pm Post subject:

"Oh my, Timmy! Those kids made your dad cry!"-Wanda,Fairly Odd Parents
"Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that."-Cosmo,Fairly Odd Parents

"Mark my words! You will all sing praises to my genius!!!"-Kablamus,The Mask
" 'Praises to My Genius'? Hmmm...don't know that one."-Mask,The Mask
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--Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas. But of a humble heart, the Lord wil not scorn, and from its abundance the mouth speaks.

--People don't mean to kill each other. It happens because they are poor or desperate or really thirsty or in need of a vacation or something.

KeheiZero · Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 3:50 pm Post subject:

"Dan, that's not funny."
"f**k yeah it is!" - Amy & Kreuger, [i]Undergrads[/i]

"I've had sex with lots of pretty ladies. And even some of the not-so-pretty ones." - Cal, [i]Undergrads[/i]

"Well, we're boned." - Bender, [i]Futurama[/i]

"Dance, puppets, dance!" - Stewie, [i]Family Guy[/i]
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"You know what? My squirrel instinct tells me he's even more of a bastard than I first thought." - Gene Hunt

JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 7:18 am Post subject:

Red:"There's a lesson to be learned here."
Cow:What is it?"
Red:"Crime doesn't pay!!!"
Chicken(or was it Cow?):"I don't get it."
Red:"Well, I didn't say it was a good moral!"
--Cow and Chicken

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--Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas. But of a humble heart, the Lord wil not scorn, and from its abundance the mouth speaks.

--People don't mean to kill each other. It happens because they are poor or desperate or really thirsty or in need of a vacation or something.

KeheiZero · Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 12:58 am Post subject:

"Know that I, General Greivous, am not without mercy. I will grant you a warrior's death. Prepare." - General Greivous, [i]Star Wars: The Clone Wars[/i]
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"You know what? My squirrel instinct tells me he's even more of a bastard than I first thought." - Gene Hunt

JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 4:58 am Post subject:

Grievous is a liar and a coward. Nice quote, though.
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--Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas. But of a humble heart, the Lord wil not scorn, and from its abundance the mouth speaks.

--People don't mean to kill each other. It happens because they are poor or desperate or really thirsty or in need of a vacation or something.

yuyuyasha33 · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 127

"Is it your turn to fly in the magical sack of wonderment?" -Billy, Grim Adventures

"Look at me, I'm a kitty cat
I wear a bowl of peanuts, for a hat
If I eat them all, I will get fat
Blah blah blah, I'm a KITTY CAAAT!" -Grim, Grim Adventures

"Chickenfoot! WAIT! You're not a monster, you're just stupid!" -Dib, Invader ZIM

"YOU gonna make BISCUITS? YOU gonna make BISCUITS? YOU gonna make BISCUITS????? (repeat this a few more times)" -GIR, Invader Zim

"Dance with us, GIR. Dance with us into OBLIVION~." -Hallucination Weenies

"I can't stand the funk! *sings* Can't stand the funk, chikkuchoo." -Foamy, Neurotically Yours

JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:10 am Post subject:

"GAAAAHHH!!! Soy cubes! Too...healthy!!"-Mark,Fairly Odd Parents

Boneless Chicken:"Okay, Cow. You run like a stupid idiiot down the hill."
Cow:*runs**laughs*Whoopee! Is this stupid enough?"
Boneless Chicken(a little while later):"Okay, Cow. Run like a pinhead this time."
--Cow and Chicken

"Tweet...tweet...tweet.......HA!"-Red Guy,Cow and Chicken
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--Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas. But of a humble heart, the Lord wil not scorn, and from its abundance the mouth speaks.

--People don't mean to kill each other. It happens because they are poor or desperate or really thirsty or in need of a vacation or something.

Rikuma · Member Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 59

"If suck-o-matic sucks instructions, see page 57."
*turns to page*
"Prepare to die!?"
-Rocko's Modern Life

"Garbage day is a very dangerous day."
-Rocko's Modern Life

"Bad luck and misfortune will infect your pathetic soul for all eternity."
- Rocko's Modern Life (from Filbert's cursed Fortune Cookie)

"You set a beautiful table, my fair senorita. Purr."
-Arnold

"Chicks dig the purr!"
-Gerald

Muriel is turned into a little kid and is ordering Courage to make her macaroni.

Courage makes a bowl and gives it to Muriel.

"More cheese!"

Courage goes back and makes another.

"Not enough macaroni!"

Courage goes back and makes another.

"Too much macaroni!"

Courage goes back and makes another.

"TOO MUCH CHEESE!"

Courage goes back and makes another.

"I hate macroni."

-Courage, The Cowardly Dog

bishyboylover · Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:31 am Post subject:

~Squirrely wrath!-Foamy
~I know whats will stop this screeching of baby troubles!CANDIEZ!-PILZ-E
~Oh,sad is the world!But I have Kavorkian scarf...on my neck...-PILZ-E
~I figured with the mass production of the baby-heads,I could do the sitting of them for their lazy mothers who nots wants them around doing dangerous work!-PILZ-E
~Oh no!I'm all out of candies!-PILZ-E
~The doctors give me these special candies of fun medication hi!-PILZ-E

As you can tell,I like PILZ-E...

Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:41 pm Post subject:

Master Shake: Why it must be obvious day at camp stupid!
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Meatwad: [concerning the fate of M.C. Peepants] Well, wherever he is...

Master Shake: He's in Hell!

Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is...

Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...

Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...

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Master Shake: Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're gonna stay that way!

Meatwad: I'll touch 'em all the way to the trash can is what I'll do...

Master Shake: You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! And then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty!
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Frylock: Where do you think our TVs come from?

Master Shake: Jesus?

Meatwad: No. It's Santa Clause.

Master Shake: It's the same thing.

Meatwad: No, it ain't. And I should know. I'm Jewish.
[pause]
Meatwad: From this day forward.
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Inignot: Our god is a god of vengeance. A god of hate.

Err: A god of action.

Inignot: Our god is an Indian who can turn into a wolf and...

Err: Dude, that's Wolfen.

Inignot: Yes, well Wolfen will come after you, with his razor.

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Carl: Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off.
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Frylock: So, did they ever find your car?

Carl: Oh, they found part of it, hangin' from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah, the cops said he had a straw-like protrusion and a cup-like body. You know anybody like that?

Frylock: Well, it wasn't Shake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens this morning.

Carl: Oh, I knew that. Sure.

Frylock: No, seriously, he was.

*pause*

Carl: I hate you.
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This what happens when one celbrates the end of the school year by watching six discs of Aqua Teen Hunger Force :wub:
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Red_Quatre:Who's the guy that says "Get over here!" and then grabs you.
Blad: A rapist

JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:28 am Post subject:

Spongebob:"Quick, Patrick! If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?"
Patrick:"Uhhh...more time for thinking!"
--Spongebob Squarepants

Timmy:"I'm doomed!"
Cosmo:"Well, you lived a good life."
Timmy:"I'm ten!"
Cosmo:"I said good, not long."
--Fairly Odd Parents

Sandy:"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
Patrick:"Not until four."
--Spongebob Squarepants

"RE-DO!"--Cosmo and Wanda,Fairly Odd Parents(the Deja Vu episode)

"Must...resist...stupidity impulse!"--Cosmo,Fairly Odd Parents

Mr. Turner:"Quick, Timmy! What do you do that makes you feel young?"
Timmy:"Uhhh...Look at my birth certificate?"
--Fairly Odd Parents

Timmy:"Wow, Cosmo! You were right!...You were right?"
Cosmo:"One in a row! A new record!"
--Fairly Odd Parents

"Oh, Squidward! It's the most terrible thing that's ever happened to me! I lost my nametag!"--Spongebob,Spongebob Squarepants
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--Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas. But of a humble heart, the Lord wil not scorn, and from its abundance the mouth speaks.

--People don't mean to kill each other. It happens because they are poor or desperate or really thirsty or in need of a vacation or something.

Red_Quatre · Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:43 pm Post subject:

"I can't wear a pink shirt! I'm not popular enough to be different!" -Homer Simpson

"Joe's crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em" -Bart Simpson
"I'm stuck here 'till I can steal a car" -Bart Simpson
"Lisa is a nut. She has a rubber butt. Every time she turns around her behind goes putt-putt" -Bart Simpson

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dolphinprincess · Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject:

Patrick: Hey, Spongebob, I think I found your nametag!
Spongebob: Really, where?!
Patrick: Uh...I forgot.
~Spongebob Squarepants~

Jorgan: What was I going to do next?
Cosmo: Uh, scramble the fairies?
Jorgan: Yes! I like to scramble the fairies!
~Fairly Odd Parents~

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It took me about ten minutes to defeat Giga Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo from Super Smash Brothers Melee using Peach.
How long did it take my brother to defeat those characters using Yoshi? Two minutes.
I like to obsess over stuff. Here are all the things I'm obsessing over:
Song: Seize the Day by Default
Anime: D.Gray Man
Anime character(s): Kanda
Video Game: Super Smash Brothers Brawl
Video Game character: Wolf O-Donnell from Star Fox Assault
OC: Ray Eclrida, copyright of me (duh!)
OC Quote: "No, he just keeps getting beaten in the head with his own stupidity."-Ray Eclrida

JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:17 pm Post subject:

"Is that a crime?"--Red Guy,Cow and Chicken
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--Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas. But of a humble heart, the Lord wil not scorn, and from its abundance the mouth speaks.

--People don't mean to kill each other. It happens because they are poor or desperate or really thirsty or in need of a vacation or something.

horsegirl_1357 · Member Joined: 14 Jan 2005 Posts: 93

wow! wat a tottaly stupid and guttsy thing to say! -ella-from saddle clud the cartoon-

WyattTheEd · Newb Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 7

Plank smells like fresh cut spring flowers, spouting across a babbleing brook with a hint of lemon-Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy

You tickle Ralphs radish-Ralph from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Their social skills are diploriable(my spelling sucks)-Double-D from Ed, Edd n Eddy