Potatoism

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

Potatoism is the belief that we are the children of The Great Potato. To be a Potatoist, once a week, on any given day, you shall eat at least ONE potato product. Before consuming said potato product, you must recite the following prayer:

Oh Great Potato,
I love you a bunch.
Bless this breakfast,
dinner or lunch.

Then, on the second Thursday after a full moon, you are to give a potato product to a friend, and say this prayer:

I give you this potato
as a gift from the Great One.
Now you can tell all your friends
that you ate one.

When you die, if you've done a good job at pleasing The Great Potato by eating them regularly, you go to Potatodise, where beautiful men and women serve you potatoes all the time. If you treat potatoes with neglect, you go to HELL where no one gets served potatoes, and you must starve for 10 centuries.

DG-sama · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2294

o.O I have no comment... I'm trying to think of one I reallly am but... o.O
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

how can u not have one. here is a comment:

Ambush, potatos have eyes, perhaps they are watching you, spying on you. now, go run away. lol.

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

Do not insult the great potato!!! Grr!

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

i did no such thing. unless stating that potatos have eyes is considered an insult. but even then, its a fact.

DG-sama · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2294

Ummm... still at a loss... o.O er... *throws a potato at you and runs away*
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BAMFManiac · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:00 pm Post subject:

umm... not to insult your "religion" or anything, but why would you eat potatoes if a potato is your god?? mmmm tasty diety....

then again i dont really understand why catholics eat the body & blood of jesus, either. (tho i am unfortunately catholic). if i were a god, i'd be really freaked out if people gathered together to eat me once a week. mmmm yummy jesus.....
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FatherAlexander · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 24

That sounds like an Irish religion. But they abandoned it because of the potato famine. THEY ANGERED THE GREAT POTATO!

(is shot for stereotyping Irish people)

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

No its not Irish but its own unique religion that is gaining an increasingly large following.

So who would like to join my group brothers!? Who I say?

Yokoana · Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:27 am Post subject:

Um... Well Jesus GAVE it to us. And it's a represtentation of when Jesus went to the passover with I think the deciples. Whoa. I'm getting rusty. Well I'M a Christian. And that's very unique Amush. Very....unique.

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Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

No Jesus did not give it to us, the GREAT POTATO gave it to us!! Sacrilege! Off with your head!

fallenangel · Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 5:07 pm Post subject:

[quote="FatherAlexander (Koppi-Chan)"] (is shot for stereotyping Irish people) [/quote]
Yes, Conan and I shall get you. How dare you insult me culture! (culture?...psh)
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Yokoana · Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 2:47 pm Post subject:

Hey! That's you're religon. I was talking about mine. GET IT?! Grr!

hehehe...
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Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

Please refrain from talking about any other religions in the Potatoism thread.

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

what holidays does potatoism offer?

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

Well you never have to go to school on tuesdays or thursdays and if you have to work on those days they count as sick days where you get paid anyway. And every year there's a potato celebration day where everyone goes downtown and start wipping potato's at each other. If you get a headshot then you hear a deep voice that goes "HEADSHOT" and you get 5 points. No one can ever die because they always respawn. And there's giant potato's and monkeys running around too.

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

sounds like my kind of party. Just like last Thanksgiving. all those points...

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

How many points did you get!?

DG-sama · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2294

This thread keeps getting scarier and scarier.
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

ambush is the boogy man.