The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen

Beatlechick90 · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:04 pm Post subject:

Back To The Beach- Well, I should've known this movie would suck when I saw in the opening credits that it was starring Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello. Hackneyed plot, bad acting, bad music. Everything that could suck, did suck. The only breath of fresh air was the wisecracking punk rocker son, but even he could not save this movie.

American Pie- I don't care what anyone says, this movie was NOT entertaining in the least. Why would I care about the sex lives of a bunch of stupid, shallow teenagers that I would probably hate if I met them in real life? The only people who like this movie are stupid jocks, horny guys, and people who like only what the media tells them to like.

Cadet Kelly- Ah, yes. A Hilary Duff film. What can I say about this movie? Well, not only does Hilary flail and squeak her way through this embarassment, which plays like "Lizzie McGuire Goes to Boot Camp", not only does the supporting cast make fools out of themsleves (Christy Carlson Romano, you should know better than this), but the film also supports conformism by having the main character get rid of every unique aspect of herself and join rifle drill! YAY for being like everyone else. If anything cinched my dislike of the military, it had to be this movie.

The Spirit of Santa Claus- If anyone else has seen this incredibly weird movie, I pity you. It looks like it was dubbed, but their lips still move to the English version. I could not understand any of the plot. All I could grasp was that some old woman was dying and stuff. Then she was young again. The song at the end was the height of camp, however. Some weirdy ice fairy girl sings a song that goes "Santa Claus never cries, he just goes, Ho ho ho ho ho ho!"

Grease 2- The fact that the orginal director, writer, choreographer, and stars didn't want to contibute to this movie should say enough, but for posterity's sake I'll go on. It is not so much of a sequel to Grease as it is a rehashing, except gender reversed- instead of a good girl pining after a bad boy, we have a clean-cut guy pining after a bad girl. The "song/dance" scenes are laughable if not cringeworthy, the worst being a song called "Reproduction" taking place in the school biology lab. One of the girls actually says, "Make my stamen go berserk!" Even if you are the biggest fan in the world of the original Grease, don't see this movie. It is just a waste of your time.

Passport to Paris- Until New York Minute, all of The Olsen Twins' movies were sent straight-to-video, and with good reason. All of their movies are the same! Two completely opposte twins, who either switch places or go on some exotic vacation where they meet cute guys. Granted, the typical teenybopper is too stupid and shallow to notice this, but what about those of us who have to babysit them and watch this crap? Also, does anyone ever notice how they never have moms in any of their movies? Weird.

The Princess Diaries- The main problem with this movie is that it's not sure of its age demographic. Little girls love princesses, which is apparent from the success of the Disney Princess line. BUT, it's a live action movie. You have to remember that when you make the leap from cartoons to live action the audience widens. Aside from that, there are many other aspects of this movie that reek. First of all, the whole "make-over" thing. So Mia is all prettied up and suddenly we're supposed to care about her? Why couldn't they show that looks are NOT important when it comes to intellectual matters like ruling a country. The romantic sub-plot was cheesy and sappy. I haven't seen the sequel to this movie, but from what I heard it's actually WORSE than the original, something I thought could never happen.

Frog- I always hated the fairy tale where the princess kisses the frog, and this movie is even worse. It follows the basic plot of "geeky guy loves popular girl, popular girl doesn't love geeky guy, but in the end he wins her heart", but of course to heighten the calibre of what would otherwise be a forgettable teen movie, they had to add a TALKING ITALIAN FROG! Yes, that's right. Aside from the aforementioned frog, this movie was nothing special. It was just a rip-off of every other sub-par teen romance of the 80s. (Not including John Hughes movies, which are sublime). The only good thing about this movie was the frog singing that song, "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it's amore...".

Scavenger Hunt- Honourable Mention goes to this so-bad-it's good '70s movie about many different groups of people who are all competing for the inhertiance of an eccentric rich millionare. The plot is so outlandish you can't be disgusted because there's no chance you could ever take it seriously. The French maid is hilariously stereotypical, and I loved the ending. Check this movie out if you have the chance!

Woooooow..... I was really bored there. But that was fun! I should start a 'zine or something.
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Kes · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1549 Location: UK

I doubt I'll remember all of them but make a lil list:
*The Village
*All Pokemon movies
*Sequels to land b4 time
*Cowboy type movies
*English version of the digimon movie, the jap is exellent. The english one has 2 or 3 of the first jap movies in one.
*Quite alot of sequels to horror movies.
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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:49 am Post subject:

Cabin Fever - Some people say this film pays homage to the horror films of old, such as [i]Evil dead[/i], by going back to the whole "cabin in the woods" setting. I've never seen a film so much of a mess of an idea. A flesh-eating virus may seem like a good idea for a plot device, but when you realise all the characters can do is try to stay away from each other, there's no real conflict there to create tension. And I can't count how many times the country-hick stereotype is used in this film.

Jason X - If you can't make a good sequel, what do you do? Set it in the far future of course. The psycho killer Jason Vorhees goes on a rampage on a spaceship filled with hapless teenagers. Even in the future, it seems people will be victim to their own stupidity.

Poltergeist 2 - It's a sequel to a good horror film. That's an instant no-no. Plus, when you put in crappy ideas like someone's braces coming to life you know what to expect. Poor acting and bad effects don't help this film much either.

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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:56 am Post subject:

[quote="Animemaster2334 (Lindsay)"] Any Disney Original [/quote]
I wanna report you for that.

Kes · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1549 Location: UK

I agree about the Jason X, some kinda weird horror vs. star trek going on.
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Barney--TheAnti-Christ · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:20 am Post subject:

Any Hillary Duff movie, cuz I just don't like her.
The Parent Trap
Lilo and Stitch :The Movie <_< wow that was stupid...
Any of the Aladdin sequels.
The little mermaid 2
Poltergeist 2... they killed the orrigional! Grr!

Dragon Heart 2 :A new beggining
Attack of the Neptune Men... I actually saw this one on a show that makes fun of b-movies, called Mystery Science Theatre 2000... has anyone else watched that show?

there are lots of others... but I don wanna bore you. ^_^

Maemi · Very bored Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 226

[u]Elektra[/u] - Ninjas with harnesses? :huh: What the f**k was that? When did ninjas ever need those fancy gadgets? They had characters with all those powers, but the ninjas had those damned harnesses. There was a whole lot of "slow motion" effects being used that it was just plain ridiculous. I wasted my money.

[u]Catwoman[/u] - Uhuh. . .yeah. . .a woman with a face as hard as steel, beauty products, cats, another woman, mix in some stereotypical supporting characters and behold! Another movie worthy of a spot on the "The Worst Movies Ever Made by Mankind" list!

celestina67 · Would like fries with that Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 811

its got to be Alien vs. Predator.
Lots of gross scenes,slime and gore,but no plot and I don't understand 3/4 of it.Luckily the movie tickets were on my best friend <_<

Kes · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1549 Location: UK

Another set of films that I never wanna see again is any of the olsen twins films.Tons of them repeat the same story line, 'oh we're not popular', 'oh kool, theres a dude thats a must', 'always some kinda popular bitch in our faces'......etc............
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Stratadrake · Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:22 am Post subject:

I can only name the ones I have seen... but seriously, on the turkey scale, these ones earned a 5 out of 5:

[b]Dungeons & Dragons[/b]. How does 'completely incomprehensible' sound? The ending made no sense whatsoever.

[b]Pokmon: The First Movie (Mew vs. Mewtwo)[/b] You'll NEVER see a more flagrant abuse of the Cosmic-Reset-Button, nor blatant disregard for Pokmon's [i]own[/i] rules.
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Barney--TheAnti-Christ · Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:41 am Post subject:

I got a few more here...
Heavyweights
The Lion King 1/2
Cadert Kelly
AVP... there were alot of cool special effects... but after a while, it got really boring.
The Horrors of Spider Island. WTF?

probably the worst EVER!! In the history of everything!!! This is another one I saw on MST2000.

Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject:

[quote="Stratadrake (Strata)"] I can only name the ones I have seen... but seriously, on the turkey scale, these ones earned a 5 out of 5:

[b]Dungeons & Dragons[/b]. How does 'completely incomprehensible' sound? The ending made no sense whatsoever.

[b]Pokmon: The First Movie (Mew vs. Mewtwo)[/b] You'll NEVER see a more flagrant abuse of the Cosmic-Reset-Button, nor blatant disregard for Pokmon's [i]own[/i] rules. [/quote]
D&D movie....ungh

Just makes my head hurt thinking about it.
Practicly the only damn thing it had to do with D&D is some minor incorporations.

They could not have possibly made D&D into a good movie...yet they tried Grr!

In short, it offended me Grr!

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MedalMask · Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:20 pm Post subject:

Finaly, I can complain about the stupid movies out there.

AVP-The worst plot, and complely very short. And everyone dies cept for one. Very stupid, not everyone loves the main character, everyone loves something else. the main character is just the first introduced and noticed. Too boring with all this pointless killing.

The Village-It was romance, nothing in it was horror at all. It's about this blind "athletic" girl who wants to get married, but the retard that lived there takes his revenge in his little crush, now the blind woman has to cure him. also, feeble people, carrying hard lives which they could have fought against, no matter how week you can be, they start over and go back to the 1800's. Very boring, and it was all "farce" (or however you spell it)

Any hillary duff movie-She's a worthless blonde, I don't hate all blondes, but hillary is justa 'nother follower. A stupid pop singer, that kind of music sucks, and she lets the genre follow her in her movies. The movies she is in are boring.

Any olsen movies-they're all so typlical and almost the same. They go enywhere in the world, pick up some ugly foreign guy kiss, then movie on to the nect country and get another set. All boring and stupid.

[quote]The only people who like this movie are stupid jocks, horny guys, and people who like only what the media tells them to like.[/quote]
I sorta liked all the movies, but then again annoying with all the se, it was shity, but it was funny nonetheless, but that can't make me love it at all.

Poke'mon movies after 2000-all stupid movies, the first two ones I liked, the third one was ok, but too selfish and stupid. I wanted to beatup that girl! The rest I have not seen but they would be stupid in my taste anyways, I was a fan until there were too many poke'mon, they just got more demented, the poke'mon movies just keep coming. Just more worthless poke'mon adventures that ash goes on, and he keeps making friends and one of them leaves for a new friend, stupid indeed. I have hatered for other movies that I can't remember rightnow, but I'll get back to ya.

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Barney--TheAnti-Christ · Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject:

yeah, the Olson twins need to just quit. My gosh... they're such typical blonde perfect girly girls... can't stand them!!

MedalMask · Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:54 am Post subject:

Blondes are stupid but not all of them, they just all happen to be worthless girlygirls. Hey Lindsay Lohan suck all cock, I like duff better than her, making the red heads look bad!
I just might aswell shave my head. Already people hate my red hair already, so I guess it won't help.

Lindsay sucks worse of the olsens and duff, what a redhead wanting to be a stupid blonde, I don't like her for that. Well ,oh man it sounds like I'm blonde racist. I'm not, Lindsay and her new blonde hair turned me into St. anger (mwahahahaha) She sucks, let her and the olsens and duff drop dead. Smile

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TECM · Member Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 97

I hate:

The Grudge (too much like The Ring)

Jeepers Creepers 2....it was just dumb

The Others......just didn't make sense

Saw.....they talked a little too much and not enough action

A series of unfortunate events....that was just screwed up and i didn't even know why i watched it to begin with

those are the only ones i can think of WTF?

BrainDead · Forum contributor Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 740

you guys suck, all teh pokemon movies rule : (

i know my movies, but i hate all marie kate and ashley movies

and any disney movie sequals sept toy story 2, it wasnt as bad

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Hybrid · Very bored Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 230

I give thanks to those who are posting their reasons for disliking movies.
as for me...

All the movies that tried to be the pincess diaries. Basically...

1 quirky klutzy girl is shunned and unpopular.

2 wierd s**t happens and they get a makover and now everyone loves them.

that pisses me off, because they don't look like people anymore and they give the impression that girls should be all dolled up like everyone else.

the thing about the p.d is that, , she gets the makover, but ultimately, rather than being just like all the other kids, she goes
"F8ck all of you, I'm gonna go rule a country!" but then, seeing the same damn thing happen on a smaller scale (ice princess)
gives a anyone reason to dislike it.

Digimon the "Movie"

It's three movies, one good one, edited and slapped together. The dubbing was better than the show's, but not good enough. The new design of greymon and agumon in the first segment was very nice, but is for some reason replaced by the old ones in the second segment(it's only weakness in my opinion) secondly, if that koromon wasn't the same as the one taichi got later, How'd it know his name? augh plot holes. the third segment featured the digion adventure 02 kids, who never were that good compared to the first generation to me.

Pokemon 3:

as is the trend since the second, the featured legendary pokemon is the best part and tries to save the movie, but cannot. Entei's voice, like two before him, was noticably better than the rest, but too much poor voice acting kaept this from being good.

Mewtwo returns

mewtwo's origin is the only thing good aout this dvd exculisive. It makes no sense, and mewtwo is severely underpowered. His voice and presence compensate, but not nearly enough.

Disney straght to video sequels.
I think this one speaks for itself.

finalfantasyfreak · Newb Joined: 23 Jul 2005 Posts: 6

all the "disnafied" movies Grr!

my most hated movie is the little mermade i have read hans christion anderson's version and it was much better left at that than be made into a musical

boogy man: okay the stupedest movie on the face of this earth it was sooooo random and not even scary <_< <_< <_< to horrible NEVER WATCH IT

strife · Very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 231

all pokemon movies (except pokemon heroes)

princesses daries 1 and 2

any crappy princess movies (cinderellea, ella enchanted etc.)