Redneck Jokes.

KISSarmy76 · Member Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 83

Everyone here post your favorite redneck joke. Even if you make one.

My favorite:You Might Be A Redneck If you empty the bed of your pick up truck by backing up really fast and slamming on bracks.

Son_of_God · Still very bored Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 350

[i]You might be a Redneck if you make a topic about posting Redneck jokes^^[/i]

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ChrisFox · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 637

You might be a redneck if you post in the wrong category.

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celestina67 · Would like fries with that Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 811

What is a redneck?

SoaringKitty · Very bored Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 157

You might be a redneck if you work with your shirt off but your husband doesn't. WTF?

Disgusting, but its me fav.

Brianhjh · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:31 am Post subject:

Rednecks are low-income people of Southern USA who are usually in the trucker business, they are called Rednecks because their necks are always exposed to the sun, always reddend,

or, another theory to the etymology is that they rarely washed, and dirt was covering all of their body, when they did clean themselves, their skin would appear red.

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Sayka · Very bored Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 183

If you let your thirteen-year-old daughter smoke at the table [i]in front of her kids[/i], then you might be a redneck.

It's so mean, but it's my favorite.

KISSarmy76 · Member Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 83

Great job. You guys are subing some great jokes get it. And yes I am guilty of being a redneck.

KISSarmy76 · Member Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 83

Please don't say that about Jeff Foxworthy please. Sad

Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

I agree tho. <_<

Brianhjh · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject:

Foxworthy should be gangbanged by the Texan villagers who's missing their idiot.
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KISSarmy76 · Member Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 83

I didn't start to get hateful comments. I started this topic so people can laugh and have fun telling their favorite redneck jokes.

Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

Most of us don't [i]have[/i] fave redneck jokes. I know some rednecks tho.

KISSarmy76 · Member Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 83

Then tell other jokes (besides jokes about killing Jeff Foxworthy). Were all here to have fun and tell jokes. Maybe funny stories. Were here to have fun. Very Happy

Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

Ok...

[b]You might be a redneck if...[/b]

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KISSarmy76 · Member Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 83

Thats is so funny.

Dogss · Would like fries with that Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 807

Uh...You might be a redneck if...you play the fiddle without knowing what key its in?

I Dunno!

You might be a redneck if you take your dog for a walk and you use the same tree in the corner...

I hate jokes. Grr!

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Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

I can tell. :/

Brianhjh · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:39 pm Post subject:

You might be a redneck if your dog spends more time in your truck then your wife does Razz

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KISSarmy76 · Member Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 83

You guys are starting to get it. Tell any joke that you like. (even if its not a redneck joke) because were all here to have fun.