Sonnets And Love Songs

[VR_Jay]

Ok, so a bunch of us were on yahoo last night reciting poems, songs, and flow over the mic. Some of them were so good, I had to write them down and share them with you all. Enjoy.

(WARNING: These are lewd, crude, or just dumb. No one should read these, and if your are, I WILL find you. )

[b]Gray:[/b]

Oh the boys at FAC are chattin' it up.
Chattin' it up like cotton bucks.
Bringing out the terminator and arnold schwarzenneger
makin' him say dumb s**t like those assholes on crack
and tix-y-lix with dante's peak at the peek of the morn'
collapse with a book infront of the fire with mah homie G buddy bees
I'm out.


The blooming underoons of silk and velvet snag my teeth as they buckle towards your luscious demix of over. China bull-ships caress the internal traverse of the wiley pubeula normandy. I wriggle my feet in much like the lemon tiger of east at the gristling lady into twunt. WE carry out the nose gorgula and whimper in sweet delight "aaeiiiigh" and "Deeeeeh" we say. "Deeeeh" until the cows come home.

[b]Cthulu_Asylum:[/b]

i swift my hand so smoothly over ur creases
the firm skin caressed on my bellows
I squeel with ease
the thick bread swirling beneath my wombs
"ieaaaah" my nose jiggles with contempt
"ideeeh" feet shuffling above the upper demix of cosbys
el negro nose.


eyes dim
the sand brushing between my toes
curling them at sight...breathing deep
i shuffle my hips towards anoxamuel
the sandy chic down on pacific beach
her head is all tilted and lopy
but her ass is so very very sweet

[b]Myself:[/b]

long throbbing shaft
beaded with pearls of sweat
how i have longed for thee
how i have pinned for thee
to take thine folds within my hands
stroking softly, ever softly
the momentum building, rising
like a caucouphony, a storm
until the paramount is reached at which you
my shaft
eject the seed you carry within
fly forth, white paste of life
fly forth and be free!


pubic hairs in my teeth
who's are they?
from whence have they come
to where shall they go
by days end?
into the loo?
or more likely
my box
my small wooden box
neath the base of mine bed
where all treasured things are kept
till death

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[PhunkYMunkY]

lol


fuckin' classic night

I laughed so hard.

[Dogss]

WHAT THE f**k ROBERTS?!
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[Son_of_God]

[i]Here's a song dedicated to that special person in your life...I call it "TnT":


Your lovely lady friend,
has an oh soo sweet'ass rear end
asking her to take one up the poop shoot is a no no
especially when the lights are dimmed very low
can't you see?
she can't see
so put your cock on blow



.....and thus, if you don't communicate
you're left all alone only to masturbate


THE END[/i]

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