The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen

[fallenangel]

[quote]Heavyweights[/quote]

Isn't that the one with the kids at fat camp? And Ben Stiller plays the evil workout guy? Aw, I liked that one when I was 8. 'Cause fat kids are funny. And Lars was funny 'cause he was foreign.

Oh, let's see...

The Grudge - Painful. The plot as an idea was ok, but the constant storyline of "Hm, I know this place is haunted, oh no scary noise, I think I'll go check it out" was ridiculous. Typical moron horror movie characters. And predictable as hell.

Any Olson twins movie for the reason given.

Bring It On - like oh my god, they like totally stole our, like, moves. I saw it on tv. Could we possibly come up with a worse idea for a movie? Probably not.

Napolean Dynamite - It's not funny. Stfu.

Rock Star - Maybe deep down it had the potential to be a great movie. And then they raped it until it may as well have been an Olson twins movie. For one thing, what about Mark Wahlberg says rock star? Nothing. And then it's the most watered down, shallow, generic excuse for a story they could possibly come up with. It's like the writers watched a couple episodes of Behind The Music, wrote a summary of what they saw, and took out all the good parts.

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[Brianhjh]

That's true, Toy Story 2 was like, the only palatable Disney sequel (it's not made in Disney though) I've watched, the rest:

Little Mermaid 2: Return to the sea
Pocahontas 2:
Lion King 2
Alladin 2 (shudders)


are the pinnacles of American BS techonology.
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[Red_Quatre]

Crappy movies (not in any order)

The Darkness= I'm not even sure if this is the correct title or not. It had Anna Paquin in it (Roage from X-men..I think) It had no plot and I didn't understand any of it and it wasn't scarey.

Any Disney Sequel= They go straight to tape...what does that tell you?

The 3rd Matrix movie= It shouldn't have ended that way! No! Ruined every thing in my opinion

Anything with Hillary Duff. She's was cute in Lizzie Maguire but other than that...just no.

Anything with Lindsay Lohan


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[hikari0205]

madagascar - i went to see it recently and it was ok but the beggining and ending was terrible .. it was almost like it was rushed because they couldnt think of anything else . also a few of the main animations like when the lion is jumping around the zoo the animation is 2D rather than 3D like the rest of it .

[RomanticOtaku]

90% of all movies are crap.

Unless they were made by Stanley Kubrick
Michael Mann
Martin Scorsese
Orson Welles
Ingmar Bergman
William Friedkin
Akira Kurosawa
Hayao Miyzaki
Samuel Fuller

And the selection of summer movies this year...

Stealth
Dukes of Hazzard

Terrible.

But the worst of the worst have to be...

Little Black Book
Raising Helen
Saw
Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
The Road to El Dorado
Shark's Tale
Top Gun
The Last Samurai
The Matrix 2 and 3
American Beauty

and

The Passion of the Christ

We now live in the age of crappy filmmaking.
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[Fae]

Elephant (see my thread)
Innocent Blood

[KISSarmy76]

-All pokemon movies.
-disney oringenal.

My number one most hated movie was The Cube and The Cube 2. Those movies were horiable. If you had sattelite or digital cable 4 years ago then and have the flix channel. Then you might have seen The Cube and The Cube 2. Flix always show the wrost movies. Cinemax and HBO show the best movies.