Is Mario Gay?

Brianhjh · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject:

This topic is funny, true, and should be pinned for all eternity to come.
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celestina67 · Would like fries with that Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 811

Why are newbies/noobs saying this topic is stupid?

Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:17 am Post subject:

Because they hate me :lol:

Someone should close this before the argument starts :(

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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:08 am Post subject:

Haha, "power of heart!" that takes me back. Laughing

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celestina67 · Would like fries with that Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 811

Go planet! Lol. that's so cute.

LunaticCrow · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:15 am Post subject:

The Dreamcast WAS underrated.
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NintendoArielle · Member Joined: 06 Aug 2005 Posts: 45

[quote="celestina67 (i am Kartina.)"] Why are newbies/noobs saying this topic is stupid? [/quote]
Maybe because we possess high or at least adequate IQs? <_<

Dogss · Would like fries with that Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 807

You're just afraid of the truth, you're afriad of speculation and of New Ideas. You're afriad of anything radical. You are afraid of leaving your comfy nest.

Your loss. :P

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Shinigami-no-Kaze · Still very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 370

[quote="Dogss (Dogss)"] You're just afraid of the truth, you're afriad of speculation and of New Ideas. You're afriad of anything radical. You are afraid of leaving your comfy nest.

Your loss. Razz

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most n00bs are <_< They're too dumb to just shut up and go along with things.

Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:35 pm Post subject:

[quote="mmartin0064 (Jake)"] this topic is stupid and should be forbiden [/quote]
So was this topic

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones kiddo.
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LunaticCrow · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:12 pm Post subject:

[quote="mmartin0064 (Jake)"] this topic is stupid and should be forbiden [/quote]
You are stupid and should be forbidden.

I think Peach is a lesbian, therefore making Mario gay beacause he cant get any from her. Laughing

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Dogss · Would like fries with that Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 807

Peach Lesbian? Ewwzzzors. No she just knows Mario's gay. She uses the poor guy. She might Dig toad. >: D
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Shinigami-no-Kaze · Still very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 370

I would agree with the digging of Toad. She's all over him in Mario 64.

Dogss · Would like fries with that Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 807

Peach is definitely straight...It's Daisy who's the Lesbian..hence "Tom Boy"
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Shinigami-no-Kaze · Still very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 370

Crap, I completely forgot about Daisy. Suddenly, everything comes into sharper focus. Which then begs the question. What about Luigi?

Dogss · Would like fries with that Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 807

Good question. But dont start thinking that they are both gay. It must be one or the other. As far an machoness goes Mario clearly wins. Luigi is said to be the cowardly brother who does not take riskes. But...beside the point I've always loved the Idea of the macho man comeing out gay. It's just beautiful that way, Like in queer as folk, the football player who was very macho but fell in love with the queerest of the bunch. He was the best player on the team too! And he had the most masculin face!

*sigh*

Riviting. That's why I like Mario as Gay better.

Luigi not so much, There has to be someone to pass on the genietics, you know. Wink

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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

ya peach is straight, trust me, i hit that ass last night..
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NintendoArielle · Member Joined: 06 Aug 2005 Posts: 45

[quote="Shinigami-no-Kaze (Reina Shaillo"] [quote="Dogss (Dogss)"] You're just afraid of the truth, you're afriad of speculation and of New Ideas. You're afriad of anything radical. You are afraid of leaving your comfy nest.

Your loss. Razz

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most n00bs are <_< They're too dumb to just shut up and go along with things. [/quote]
Yes, we're too "dumb" to be conformists. <_<

Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:01 pm Post subject:

Silence cur!
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Shinigami-no-Kaze · Still very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 370

See, they just don't get it. *sigh*