Exquisite Midget

[VR_Jay]

My roommates and I have come up with truly an ingenious idea. If any of you know, playing on XBox Live can be quite the harrowing experience. What with cheap-playing jerks, annoying nooblits, and just straight-up assholes. So, why not give these people who live for the ruin of others a taste of there own medicine? Why not, indeed.

After all our experience on Live, we have concluded that the majority of insults can and are made using the words "f**k", "bitch", "ass", "noob", and "pwned". Say any random combination of these words and the result will be a successful, if not tired and unoriginal, insult. Since 90% of players never deviate from these five words, it makes assholes all that more infuriating, for they become virtually all the same. The asshole is personified into one being, one entity, that now has a distinct identity. It's like playing against your mean older brother over and over again.

Frankly, we of Exquisite Midget have had enough, and are prepared to fight back. How? you ask. Simple. With razor sharp whit that will leave all opponents in the dust. Yes, thats right, we are going to insult the insulters, and we are going to do it with style.

Whenever we play as Exquisite Midget, we are putting the fucker back in his place. We have already begun recording footage, my personal pwning of jerk-offs being our first concentration. So far we have gotten some great sound bites. Once Andrew edits it, it will be the first installment of Exquisite Midget, and I will be sure to add a link.

In the meantime, let me give you a preview, as I listen to the recording.

Some Ass: "Oh! I fuckin'killed you! Oh yeah! Pwned, you fuckin' n00b!"

Me: "Congratulations. You killed me. Once. Would you like a cookie? How about some milk? In fact, lets make that [i]chocolate [/i]milk, because you are just [i]that [/i]special."

*4 min into the game*

Same Ass: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Killed your ass AGAIN!!!"

Me: "I think its funny that whenever this guy kills someone he cries out in orgasmic pleasure. It must be sexually arousing. Kill a guy, masturbate furiously. Kill a guy, masturbate furiously. And the circle of life continues..."

The Ass: "Shut up you f**k! You're just a n00b!"

Me: "I have three times as many kills as you."

Ass: *Silence*

Me: "See? I have [b]20[/b] kills, and you have [b]6 [/b]kills. Here, let me help you count them. You're the [i]red [/i]player, and that means your score shows up on the [i]red [/i]bar..."

And so on and so forth. Anyways, this should prove to be entertaining, and I will keep you guys updated.
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[ThaKakarot]

lmfao that's f**king genious will <3

i wish i could play live.. but i had my x-box chipped.. so although this means games for 5 a piece.. i can't go live

but that'll change once i get the 360 <3

keep it updated bitch <3333333

[KeheiZero]

Good stuff.

Stick it to 'em.
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[DragonicFlames]

lmao!

XD awesome, f**king awesome
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[u]Thank You, Layz :heart:[/u]

[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

[quote]Same Ass: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Killed your ass AGAIN!!!"

Me: "I think its funny that whenever this guy kills someone he cries out in orgasmic pleasure. It must be sexually arousing. Kill a guy, masturbate furiously. Kill a guy, masturbate furiously. And the circle of life continues..."[/quote]

Hahahahahaha! Where the hell do you come up with this stuff Will? Fuckin' awesome man. :lol:

Yes. Please do update on this. I'm totally looking foward to you pwning some more n00bs.
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[Sephir0th666777]

Awesome!

I can't wait for this link
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Red_Quatre:Who's the guy that says "Get over here!" and then grabs you.
Blad: A rapist

[Shattered_Silence]

Brilliant!
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[Beatlechick90]

Wonderful, absolutely wonderful. Keep it coming Will.
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[VR_Jay]

Well, we've spent all evening shooting for our teaser trailer. It should be done and up by tomorrow. I know know how the guys from Red vs Blue feel. We must have done this one shot about a thousand times, and in the trailer it takes up all of two seconds. :wacko:

Anyways, look here tomorrow for a taste of Exquisite Midget. ^_^
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[VR_Jay]

Ok, trailer time! Here we go with a little sneek preview of Exquisite Midget. Enjoy! ^_^

(Also, if you view it with Putfile, click on Original in the view options to see it as God (and we) intended )

(All files are WMV9)

High Res (8.5 M:
Putfile
http://media.putfile.com/ClanIntroVid_hires
Mythica:
http://useruploads.mythica.org/view.cgi?f=...roVid_hires.wmv

Med Res (3.9MB):
Putfile
http://media.putfile.com/ClanIntroVid_hires
Mythica:
http://useruploads.mythica.org/view.cgi?f=...oVid_medres.wmv

Low Res (1.7 M:
Putfile
http://media.putfile.com/ClanIntroVid_hires
Mythica
http://useruploads.mythica.org/view.cgi?f=...oVid_lowres.wmv
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[Sephir0th666777]

:lol:

f**king awesome man.
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[VR_Jay]

Look people, I DID update this *points up*
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[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

Dude, thats awesome. I have no idea what Halo is but it just looks good. Great job man. I can't wait to see more of what you and your friends come up with.
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[LunaticCrow]

I've played Halo before, it was called GOLDENEYE.

Xbox
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[VR_Jay]

[quote="LunaticCrow (Brad Kirstein)"] I've played Halo before, it was called GOLDENEYE.

Xbox [/quote]
Yeah, someone missed the point entirely. <_<

This is just a little trailer we made for our series of videos. We say funny stuff, pull pranks and other gags while playing matches, as well as conduct stupid experiments in the game. Call it "Trigger-Happy TV for XBox Live." The series itself will be funny, but we thought it would be cool to make the trailer all bad-ass (with a hint of the stupidity to come). ^_^

Oh yeah, and Golden Eye is good, dont get me wrong, I love the game, but it really cant hold a candle to Halo 2. Sorry, those are just the facts.

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[slavetotheWALL]

[quote]I've played Halo before, it was called GOLDENEYE.

Xbox [/quote]

Are you f*cking retarded

A. Goldeneye was one of the most successful second person shooters [b]of the time[/b]

B. Nowadays in gaming we have something called [b]Fingers[/b] not poorly graphiced mittens

C. When you shoot someone on the leg it doesnt kill them ^_^

D.You mine as well call all second person shooters goldeneye spinoffs well believe it or not over 3/4 of games that are made are spinoffs/ same concepts as the old one
RPG's First person, second person, third person IT DOESN'T F*CKING MATTER !?!?! One day a game company comes up with a new idea and all the under studies follow ITS CALLED BUISNESS DUMBASS ><

Good btw will ^_^

[Sephir0th666777]

[b]QUOTE[/b] (SlavetotheWALL)

C. When you shoot someone in the leg it doesnt kill them ^_^ [/quote] ...or punch them in the foot... _________________ [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Sephir0th666777/mercy.jpg[/img] Red_Quatre:Who's the guy that says "Get over here!" and then grabs you. Blad: A rapist

[LunaticCrow]

Halo is basically Goldeneye with good looks and less fun.

Case and point.
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[VR_Jay]

And GoldenEye is basically Doom with good looks and less fun.

MY case in point.

What I want to know is if you have actually sat down and PLAYED Halo, or are you just ripping on it in some biased rage because you think Microsoft is evil and are too afraid to jump down form your PlayStation bandwagon. I mean, you are aware that Halo 2 sold more copies in the first night than any game has sold EVER. It even out sold movie block-busters. Halo is a monumental game, so one person sitting here telling me a 64 game from the late 90's is better than the game that set the new benchmark for interative entertainment means less than nothing to me. It doesn't even phase me.

It came out over a year ago and is still the number one game for Live. It's graphics and gameplay are what other companies try to emulate. It SETS the standard for FPS's. When a new game comes out, the first thing critics ask is "Is it as good as Halo?" Soney and Nintendo have been trying to kill that game for four f**king years. Guess how much success they've had? Go on. Guess
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[LunaticCrow]

Playstation Bandwagon? Hardly, Wonderswan FOREVER.

I'm not one of those peoples who think Microsoft is evil, I've played Halo (Much to my dismay) and I didnt enjoy it, there was nothing fun or original about it.

I was actually an XBOX fan till I made the mistake of buying Sudeki.

Sudeki.
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