Worst Movies Ever!

BAMFManiac · Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 11:07 am Post subject:

lol i just saw mean girls over the weekend, amy. i wasn't ecstatic to see it or anything, but it was actually really funny! i had no idea it was a sort of "snl" movie, since it was produced by lorne michaels, tina fey wrote it, and she plus a couple other snlers were in it. it wasn't too corny and was pretty realistic. it wasn't completely original or anything, but it dealt with the subject matter well and had great writing. it was a lot better than i expected.
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Lasher · Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 12:28 pm Post subject:

Any pokemon movie ever made

there, nuf said.

dnmtt · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 51

Mars Attacks... ugh...

Maemi · Very bored Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 226

I personally liked [i]Mars Attacks! [/i]. It's not one of the best, but it did make me laugh. Smile

BAMFManiac · Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 10:12 pm Post subject:

lol i thought mars attacks was pretty funny. like maemi-chan said, it's not one of his best, but it's pretty good. the aliens themselves were so quirky and weird. i think it was meant to be strange and corny, tho, because it was like a mock tribute to all those old alien movies.
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dnmtt · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 51

I don't know, I saw it in theatres on opening weekend and after the movie I just got the same feeling I got when I blew a bunch of money playing carnival games. I did like how that old lady had that dead stuffed cat, that was funny.

demonshadow · Very bored Joined: 09 Feb 2004 Posts: 168

[quote="Maemi (Maemi-chan)"] Hehe! Blair Witch Project was funny, and it became more hilarious for me when I saw the modified version of it in Scary Movie! Laughing

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i saw the high octian version... it was toattally out there, in a good way...

Stratadrake · Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 8:55 pm Post subject:

Some of the worst movies I've seen, are as follows:

[i]Pokmon: The Movie.[/i] Not only is the plot lame, and Mewtwo breaks every known rule about Pok-battles, but it has just about the most flagrant abuse of the 'Cosmic Reset Button'. Ever.

[i]Super Mario Bros.[/i] The movie itself was a little funny, but the major problem is that it didn't feel like a Mario movie.

[i]Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.[/i] For sake of honesty, I haven't seen the entire thing, only the second half of it. The CGI is good on technical merits, but I don't like it, for the same reasons as the Mario Bros. movie -- it doesn't [i]feel[/i] enough like a Final Fantasy.

[i]Dungeons & Dragons[/i]. I'm no fan of [i]the[/i] staple RPG universe, but this movie was bad. When we watched it (rented on video, thankfully) we gave it a right good MST3K treatment.

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[quote="Stratadrake ()"] [i]Dungeons & Dragons[/i]. I'm no fan of [i]the[/i] staple RPG universe, but this movie was bad. When we watched it (rented on video, thankfully) we gave it a right good MST3K treatment. [/quote]
It made me sad that Jeremy Irons stooped low enough to do that movie. That and *shudder* Time Machine
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n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

Two words: Pootie Tang

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Oh, and don't forget these classics:
[b]Gili
The Master of Disguise[/b] (Dana Carvey deserves better...) [b]
Pinocchio [/b] (Miramax version) [b]
The Mod Squad
Barney - Barney's Great Adventure: The Movie [/b] <---- XD [b]
Virus
Fear Dot Com
Strangeland
All I Want
Powerpuff Girls: The Movie
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WaterLillies · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 19

[QUOTE]lol am i the only one who didn't like moulin rouge?[QUOTE]
I HATE MOULIN ROUGE! you do not stand alone, I dont like "scarey" movies at all!
they are all crap! "OHHHH LETS RUN AROUND WITH HALF MY BOOBS EXPOSED PUTTING MYSELF IN THE WORST POSSIBLE PLACE TO GET MYSELF KILLED!"
how idiotic do you get? I like movies that make me feel good when i leave the theatre!
Prince and me was crap the ending was bad.
I love the princess bride its freaking hilareous. A walk to remember was awesome so i must give mandy moore some credit.

n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

Pootie Tang is still one of the worst movies of all time ^_^
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Kikyana · Very bored Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 134

Blair witch project..... one of the dumbest movies i've seen yet...

ChibiJaime · Rookie Joined: 09 Feb 2004 Posts: 29

As odd as I may sound popping over here in my curiosity to read this, a lot of "worst movie ever" statements are made strictly based on personal taste.

I love musicals, and while a lot of people dislike "Moulin Rouge", I enjoyed it not for the sake of it being a musical, I enjoyed it because it was insane. It was by no means a "spectacular musical" or anything of the sort. It was just on so much crack that it was an enjoyable watch for me. On the other hand, I dislike Chicago. I am of the firm belief that only the music saved it. That is my preference.

"Street Fighter" and "Mario Bros.", much like "Interview With the Vampire" and "Queen of the Damned", are decent stand-alone movies. Sure, in both cases, game and book were better. But to watch them for movies and pay no mind to what they were based on, they were all fairly decent.

Same went for "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen", which got a bad rap because it bore absolutely no resemblance to the graphic novel upon which it was based. I personally liked it.

I tend to like chick flicks like "Princess Diaries", "Jersey Girl", and others. I'm a sucker for a good romantic comedy, though. And I will definitely admit that there are some that aren't worth the time and effort to go see.

However, the movie that is critically acclaimed as the worst film ever: "Gigli".

And I don't have high-hopes for the upcoming live action version of "The Last Unicorn", either.

Kikyana · Very bored Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 134

okay. but no one can deny the suck-assiness of the blari witch project.

ChibiJaime · Rookie Joined: 09 Feb 2004 Posts: 29

[quote="Kikyana (Kikyana Ookamie)"] okay. but no one can deny the suck-assiness of the blari witch project. [/quote]
True, dat.

Kikyana · Very bored Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 134

Lol and yes Gili is right up there with it.....

BAMFManiac · Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 2:32 pm Post subject:

well yea, of course this thread is based on personal taste. just as a list of the "best movies ever" would be based on personal taste. it's not like you have to hate it because we do, too. it's all our personal opinions.

you made some good points, tho

and yes, there are certain movies which almost no one can deny the suckiness/wonderfulness of. lol i've never even seen gigli or the blair witch project and i think they suck.
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Kikyana · Very bored Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 134

ive gone through the hell of seeing them both and its not perty