Best Of The Video Game Badasses

slavetotheWALL · Forum Stalker Joined: 06 Mar 2005 Posts: 1321

[quote]All those tea parties are why he's fat [/quote]

we need to have a [b]Help Mario Loose Weight[/b] Foundation Sad

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Josh L. rules all. Check this out. ^_^
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oucakissesme · Newb Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Posts: 15

O.O...oookay...back to the dicushion...DOESN'T ANYONE WATCH FILTER...SOLID SNAKE AND DANTE WERE IN THE FACE-OFF,DANTE WON Laughing

LunaticCrow · Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:19 am Post subject:

[quote="oucakissesme (demon eyes)"] DOESN'T ANYONE WATCH FILTER...SOLID SNAKE AND DANTE WERE IN THE FACE-OFF,DANTE WON Laughing

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No s**t Dante won, he's the number one choice for the 'OMG SEPHIROTH IS MY BISHIE!' gamers.
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Sephiroth can piss-gargle my balls in the dumpster behind an abortion clinic.
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Grey_souL · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:03 pm Post subject:

[quote]his reward, A F*CKING tea party and a few peices of cake [/quote]

The cake contains marjuiana and mind-altering shrooms. And the tea is loaded with cocaine to make it sweet. Thats why he works so hard for it!

But i'd say my favorite videogame badass (on that list) is probably master cheif, just because you can play as him and control his badass-ness. Off the list, i'd say Solid Snake, Ryu from ninja gaiden, or Albert Wesker and Leon Kennedy from RE4
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Big_Pimpin_Domo · Member Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 43

What about jak...=(

LunaticCrow · Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:00 am Post subject:

Nobody cares about that Pussy elf boy.
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Big_Pimpin_Domo · Member Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 43

=(

WHAT?!

Kahori · Rookie Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 36

I chose Dante. o__o. If Snake were in this, It would have been a close tie. Sephiroth is a badass and all, but I just like Dante better cause he isn't a laid-back "I'm gonna kill you with a single swing" kinda badass.
....and that's probably the same reason I didn't like Virgil, either....o_O

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Sephiroth is not a bad-ass. Sephiroth is a whiney little bitch. That's all he does the entire game, brood and bitch and whine and moan. Then he gets all on-the-rag pissy.

The big M.C. on the other hand, he took out an entire Covenant Armada without breaking a sweat. An entire religion fears him. He friggin jumped out of a spaceship and chucked a bomb at the enemy fleet. I bet he could've just wrestled the covenant spaceship down out of the sky if he'd felt like it. He can do that. Cool

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strife · Very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 231

what no shadow!!????.....oh well Sephiroth i guess

Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject:

^ f**k yes
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Dude. Master Chief. Wrestled a plane out of the sky. Then humped it into submission, just for good measure. Can Sephiroth do that? No. Sephiroth can cry about how no one loves him then try to kill everyone out of some angsty bitch-rage. If Master Chief were there, he would've just ear-fucked Sephiroth [i]through the suit.[/i] Then kick Cloud's ass just for good measure. Stab him with bullets. [i]Bullets[/i].

Master Chief is Bruce Willis in disguise. :ph34r:
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LunaticCrow · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:06 pm Post subject:

MOMO beats all of these allegid 'Badasses', beacause she is a Magical Girl Loli, MOTHERFUKAR. :angry:

Billy Hatcher is pretty badass too. Cool

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strife · Very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 231

billy hatcher how the hell is he a bad ass?...oh wow helping tiny friends in a wimpy place doing what?...tell me that!

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Master Chief kills grunts. That's like killing midgets, only better, because midgets don't carry plasma pistols. However, they do kill themselves with sticky grenades when they throw one in your general direction and miss (its a proven fact). Bruce Willi- I mean Master Chief could eat like, 20 kids at once, for real. He is that jacked. How many children can Sephiroth eat? Eh? That's what I thought.
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LunaticCrow · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:24 pm Post subject:

:huh:

He's badass beacause he can beat huge monsters with a f**king EGG. When all of these other 'Badasses' use swords and guns.

A f**king EGG.
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

That's nothing. Master Chief could like, back-hand God. And God would just have to stand there and take it like a bitch.
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strife · Very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 231

[quote="LunaticCrow (Brad Kirstein)"] :huh:

He's badass beacause he can beat huge monsters with a f**king EGG. When all of these other 'Badasses' use swords and guns.

A f**king EGG. [/quote]
an egg?...then those monsters suck @ss!!!!!! other bad asses would fry billy hatchers egg and the burn billy's ass!...c'mon it';s obvioius if you could beat a monster with an egg..then the monster sucks or the egg has powers..