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[fallenangel]

[quote]Lets see..fallen's fantasy man is an unholy combination of Duff McKagan, C.C Deville, Billy Idol, Brian Molko, Axl Rose, Nikki Sixx, every other hot eighties hair metal artist who's looks and career aren't totally down the crapper, transexuals, etc.

Funny, I was expecting a to see like a full profile of Duff McKagan. Then I saw the hair descrition and was like "Nah, ain't him. Pity."[/quote]

I'm flexible on the hair. Anywhere from Brian Molko to Robert Plant is alright by me. Long as it's long and well maintained. But brunettes and bleach blondes are my thing. Save for Axl. Mmmmhm.

And that list you made does pretty much sum it up, don't it? Although picking and choosing particular features is impossible, because I love them all.

So yeah, take all their looks and put it into less psychotic, arrogant, greedy, tantrum throwing, slutty person and s'all good.


I forgot to put nice ink on my list. How could I.

EDIT: [quote]No smutty humour[/quote]

I'll take your smutty rejects then. And that's still in your sig.
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[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

[quote]
So... what are the chances of finding a guy like this?[/quote]

Find them? I constantly run into guys just like that in my school. Hell, you can one if you want. Some are a bit on the emo side but I'm sure all the other stuff you like will balance it out.

Offer me one of those jocks and we'll talk trading. :)


[quote]I forgot to put nice ink on my list.  How could I.[/quote]

Almost didn't put Nikki Sixx in the list because of that.

Tat Rule: I love tats for the most part but I've seen some guys get tats that look just really cheesy and bad on them. Or even worse, they'll get a crappy tat and then the skin gets infected from the ink so they break out in hives in some kind of allergic reaction. Now am I crazy or is that just like a major turn off? If my guy wants or has ink, he should at least have the common sense to know what will look good on him and what won't.
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[Beatlechick90]

[quote="eclipsedmoongoddess482 (Sixx)"] [quote]
So... what are the chances of finding a guy like this?[/quote]

Find them? I constantly run into guys just like that in my school. Hell, you can one if you want. Some are a bit on the emo side but I'm sure all the other stuff you like will balance it out.
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Sounds good. I have to warn you though, they like to disrupt class and say "tits" every second word.
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[unfocused]

[quote="DragonicFlames (DF)"] lol,  sorry james, i don't fit into most of those catogorys.[/quote]I know you don't no one does. Thats why it's fantasy and you can have anything you want.

oh, and an english accent too :wub:
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[PhunkYMunkY]

[quote="Beatlechick90 (Mairi)"] Looks:
Shoulder-length dark hair. Slightly curly would be nice.
Dark eyes, long eyelashes, high eyebrows (not bushy)
Cute smile
I always had a thing for pale skinny artistic boys... heh
Height doesn't really matter, but it would be cool if he was just a little taller and heavier than me, so I could do stupid romantic crap like ride on his shoulders :graywub:

Personality:
Smart, into politics, but not too much of a geek
He has to like stuff that isn't too mainstream
have a healthy interest in music
Has to like The Beatles (or at least tolerate them- I'll be talking about them all the time, after all!)
Has to like old stuff- old movies, old music, whatever
Not be too macho or a jock
No smutty humour <_<

Other stuff:
British accent
Be at least a year older than me
Likes to make out a lot, but won't pressure me for sex
wears band t-shirts all the time
Plays guitar or bass

So... what are the chances of finding a guy like this? [/quote]
Looks:
Shoulder-length dark hair. Slightly curly would be nice. - Almost check
Dark eyes, long eyelashes, high eyebrows (not bushy) - Check (bushy eyebrows tho.. but.. I can shave )
Cute smile -
I always had a thing for pale skinny artistic boys... heh skinny and taking a photography course
Height doesn't really matter, but it would be cool if he was just a little taller and heavier than me, so I could do stupid romantic crap like ride on his shoulders Tell me your measurements and I'll compare. I'm strong anyway so I'm thinking it wouldn't be an issue.
:graywub:

Personality:
Smart, into politics, but not too much of a geek - Politics sucks, sorry. Computars are fun though
He has to like stuff that isn't too mainstream - somewhat check.
have a healthy interest in music - check
Has to like The Beatles (or at least tolerate them- I'll be talking about them all the time, after all!) - Check. I used to go to Strawberry Fields (which I think now is being built on >: ( ) with my dad who's also into them.
Has to like old stuff- old movies, old music, whatever - 'old' :huh: ...check?
Not be too macho or a jock - skinny nerd : (
No smutty humour <_< - uh oh.. I can turn it off :3 (I had to last night when I went out with some friends and this chick we were playing with had the worst potty mouth in the world and I was trying not to be dirty while talking to her but she got it out of me )

Other stuff:
British accent - Check. New age scouse
Be at least a year older than me - Check I think..
Likes to make out a lot, but won't pressure me for sex - ...I'm easy like Sunday morning (not really)
wears band t-shirts all the time - Not all the time but I wear my MCR, Motley Crue or AFI one most.
Plays guitar or bass - Want to learn drums. but shh

So... what are the chances of finding a guy like this? :P

:(

75% isn't so bad right?

[fallenangel]

[quote]I always had a thing for pale skinny artistic boys... heh skinny and taking a photography course[/quote]

You're such a woman. Bitching about losing your figure until you might get some play out of it.
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[Beatlechick90]

Gray loves me.
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[PhunkYMunkY]

I love girls <33

And Mairi <333

[Razeal]

My fantasy Man would have to have:

Looks:
=Shoulder length or longer hair - Dark with a bit of curl. Not outrageously long either.
=Dark eyes- Some types of blue eyes creep me out ;_;
=Has to be taller than me- Not hard though, I'm short
=Healthy Size- Not too fat and not too thin
=Next to no acne- I have next to none, and I don't like the idea of my partner having it
=Accent- I cannot stand American accents So either Australian (like me <3) or British

Personality:
=The ability to laugh with and at me- I screw up sometimes
=Be protective, but not possesive
=Be smart, but not too smart
=Awesome sense of humour, and willing to accept mine- Makes me laugh
=Be a Gentleman in public, but be a real ass at home :3

Other:
=Be able to fix things; Like computers... and shorted out power supplies D:
=Must eat cake D:< - I like cooking it ;_;
=Like Rock music- That's all I really play
=Must be able to teach me new things, and be willing to learn them
=Get along with my Dad, I respect my Father and would want his approval

Last but not least, I want him to love me for who I am :wub:

I hope I find him lol

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[PhunkYMunkY]

[quote="DragonicFlames (DF)"] -Good Hygene
[i]Sure you expect it to be the sacred rule that everyone has good hygene, but guess what it doesn't work that way. Guys are probably the worst at it. (straight guys) When you go to the bathroom, do you clean your self off afterwards? No. You wiggle and then shove in your pants. Nasty. Keep yourself clean and maybe i'll cuddle with you... maybe.[/i] [/quote]
...There's more?

My mom taught me how to pee ;_;

Wipe front to back ONLY

[unfocused]

[quote="PhunkYMunkY (Gray Roberts)"] I love girls <33

And Mairi <333 [/quote]
and some say you love tommy too <3333
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[PhunkYMunkY]

shrug*

What can I say? The guy's a winner :)

Shame he's 100% tit.

Much love though. <3

[DragonicFlames]

:/ front to back you mean? back to front = crotch rot.


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[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

Wow! Okay this thread just got pretty damn gross. :blink:

I almost forgot, my fantasy man would be good with kids. He'd be able to make kids laugh and be naturally fatherly to them.

That way I can get a break once in awhile from watching the kids without any guilt. ;)

Oh! And he should like be able to have a good sense of humor..

Just like all the other fantasy men.
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[DragonicFlames]

Kids... are ew...

I hate kids. I'll adopt, an older one like 17 or so. Make him listen to korn. : D I hate little kids, so very much. :/ very, very much. lol. xD

- He should be infertile. ; ) Must have health sex drive, but be infertile. xD lol
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[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

^ Infertile but still have a healthy sex drive? Thats a little contradicting don't you think?

I'm pretty sure that if the guy has a healthy sex drive then being able to make babies is a requirement for that. Sorry but in a perfect world then yeah, guys would be able to have all the great sex they want without having babies. But then what would the poor condom factory workers do when they're out of a job? :(

Just saying that it would be like impossible to have both. Either he can't have kids or he has to be wonderful in the sack. Either way you still have to take the pill.
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[fallenangel]

No, he can be sterile. Happens all the time, for any number of reasons. Just wearing clothing that's too tight can greatly reduce sperm count. Doesn't change the level of testosterone. Even guys who have been castrated (of their own choice, mind you...don't ask) can still have plenty of sex if they take testosterone injections, they just shoot blanks.

The more you know. *NBC theme* :)


Yeah, no kids. Must dislike children as much as I do. At the very most I'd adopt an older one, but...still unlikely. I'd be a bad mother. A kid's better off in the system than under my care.
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[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

But wouldn't the lack of sperm almost make their performance less than perfect? I mean, yeah, I know they can have sex but just because you can have sex doesn't make you good.

I'm just wondering if its like possible that a sterile guy would not be as good in bed as a guy who is fertile. Or maybe sperm doesn't matter when it comes to how sex feels and how pleasureful it is. I don't know. I'm no sex expert.
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[fallenangel]

I can't see how it would. Unless millions of microscopic tadpoles are what do it for ya.
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