Embarrassing Moments

Lasher · Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:12 pm Post subject:

Today, my boss had to pick me up for work because our car wouldn't start and the parents took the truck. So she pulls up front and honks the horn, i come out the front door which we never use, and right onto some nice thick ice

And yes, i busted my ass flat on it, right at the top of the god damn steps <_< I got right back up surprisingly quick though, like i was boucning on a bed almost but meh.

She didn't see it thank god, the actually busting my ass part. She was throwing s**t off the passenger seat and looked up just as i was getting up. When i opened the door she asked in nice, none sarcastic voice "did you just fall?" i told her yeah i did and laughed and she actually sounded worried. If you knew my boss, you'd know just how ackward and strange that is. This is a woman that called the towing man a f-ing douche bag when i told her he never showed up and i didn't get to shower (thank god i did the night before before i went to bed but still, ew!)

She is like the coolest boss though, just blunt and makes the cruelest yet funniest jokes. She even made girl cry at work with a joke ones Laughing

That was a fun night. She vowed never do make jokes again, next morning, she called me a douche bag and to f**k off as soon as i got in. :wub: Gotta luv my boss

Note: Tomorrow when i get a ride from my friend and coworker i'll be going out the normal way, the garage and not the front door, that's for sure Laughing

Hawk4444 · Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:29 pm Post subject:

I can't remember my last embarrasing moment.

but please don't hurt your bum lasher. what will the other's thing Sad

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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

i expected the word "fart" to be somewhere in that story :(

I have a really embarrasing story that is saved only for exclusive special events. i will not tell most people because it is just that bad.

so i will go with #2 on my list:

The second most embarrasing moment of my life actually happened this year, when i was vacationing in British Columbia. My father, sister, her boyfriend and I were enjoying the view of the ocean on a Victoria sunny day. We turned the corner and saw a dead seal, lying with its intestines all over the place. I took a picture and we moved onward with our day at the ocean, playing with jellyfish and looking for whales. on the way back to the car we passed the location of Mr. Dead Seal. I have a collection of shark teeth usually hanging off my neck, so my sisters bf commented that it would be cool to have the seals tooth dangling in the middle of all the shark teeth.

Because i am generally unpredictable and have little or no resistance when it comes to doing something stupid, i decided that his comment was actually quite brilliant. You see, the seals teeth are actually big and sharp, and frickin kool. Soooo i climbed down the hill, grabbed a stick, and started pounding at the seals tooth, figuring that i can just rip it right out, with this magical tree stick.

Ironically enough, a nice happy family of 3 just happened to turn the corner (a mommy, daddy and little girly). Now what do u think these happy rich people saw when turning the corner?!

They saw me. Me, a stick in hand, on a dead seal. Now, slowly backing away i decided that it was the perfect time to leave the beach. Then out of no where the woman asks me if i had called animal control or something. I left. I didnt get a tooth. Instead, i traumatized a young girl :(

The end.

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

Hahahaha! Dead seals are great to sodomize aren't they Pow? Laughing

That poor girl, she probably needed her sexual education anyways.

Oh man if I was you Lasher I would like not have gotten up that quickly. Thats like a good thing. From the way your boss sounds, I'm like pretty surprised that she wouldn't rag on you for falling like that.

Anyways, I have a pretty recent story worth sharing.

Okay so I'm at the mall with my boyfriend, his cousin and his little sister. We were walking by a very crowded food court when my boyfriend slowed down a lot so he could get behind his cousin and sister. Since I was holding his hand I just went along with it, thinking that maybe he was getting tired.

Nope. No such luck for us.

He began to shout at his cousin "Mommy! There's a McDonalds here! See? See? You said if I was good boy you'd get me McDonalds and an ice cream. The ice cream is over there! Lets go! Lets go!" And while he's yelling about getting his Happy Meal, he's tugging on my arm and I'm trying to run ahead of him because there was no way in hell I would be holding his hand while he's attention whoring again but he kept on pulling me back and pretended to sob on my shoulder.

Then he calmed down and just continued with calling "MOM!" every minute or so, just so he could embarass the crap out of his cousin. So finally, we reach the exit of the mall and he pulled me closer and whispered "Go up with Jackie and Vickie now. This is gonna be good." I shuddered at the thought of what he was going to do and ran like a bat out of hell away from him and near Jackie.

As soon as the exit doors closed my boyfriend screams at the top of his lungs "MOMMMY! YOU DIDN'T GET ME A TOY! YOU SAID YOU WOULD TAKE ME TO THE TOYSTORE! WHY MOMMY? WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME? I HATE YOU MOMMY! I HATE THE WAY YOU HIT ME WHEN I CRY TOO! YOU'RE SUCH A BAD MOM! I HATE YOU!"

There were so many awkward looks from people in cars and people who were walking by us. It was pretty funny though. Jackie and I almost pissed our pants laughing and Vickie was so shocked that she called her boyfriend on her cellphone and had him listen to Phil's ranting and screaming.:lol:

So yeah, never bring a guy who's not afraid to embarass himself to a mall unless you're not afraid of getting embarassed either. :wacko:
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LunaticCrow · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:26 pm Post subject:

Well, many years ago..I was born..but, to my suprise, I was STARK NAKED! So embarrassing in front of all those people.
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eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

I was born naked too. Surprised

I was so embarassed that I cried and screamed until the nice nurse put a pink blankie on me.

Man, what a sucky way to come into the world.
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Hawk4444 · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:41 pm Post subject:

ahahahahhahahaha you too. man i thought i was the only person to be born without clothe's.

i was so happy to get that pink blanky too :huh: wait a second.

Grr!

why didn't i get a blue one damnit.

*goes to cry in the corner* Banghead

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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:54 pm Post subject:

I once fell down a set of stairs. Whilst it wasn't that bad, the next day I came up to the same ones, and a friend imitated me falling down them. I was about to boot his arse before I lost my balance and fell down them again.
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Hawk4444 · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:41 pm Post subject:

I once got caught trying on my mom's high-heel's

*was preparing for cross-dressing day at high school*

i don't really do that. WTF?

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DragonicFlames · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:56 pm Post subject:

I fell down an escolator. End of story. :3
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hahahahaha, aw man, damn, hahah lmao...
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Lasher · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject:

Nah, the few times in my life i've busted my ass, ive either a) gotten up so fast people question whether i feel for real or not or Cool

i sit there and get a rather pissed off look and mutter/shout "god dammit!" and grab my things that have gone flying through the air.

Note: I had my purse and cellphone case in hand during this recent fall and i managed not to drop any makeup from it even though i left it open. Skillllll Cool

As much as my boss can be cruel and scary at times, deep down, if she likes you she'll worry and look after you. Luckily she likes me and we get on so she'll cut me a break. I was the one making fun of myself all day about it. I would have laughed my ass off if it was anyone else. It's comedy really.

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

i was born naked, in a sezerian?

yes. and i also fell down stairs and broke my ankle.

and sixx's boyfriend sounds awsome! Cool

DragonicFlames · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject:

[quote="DragonicFlames (DF)"] I fell down an escolator. End of story. :3 [/quote]
And we were on a field trip, and I had my period with just a panty shield on (it was heavy that day) and people were picking me up and my stuff up too... I was like whoa get away from me...
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Inu-chan_rox_mah_sox · Has No Life Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 452

This is just too funny. XD Oh! I remember, when my friend and I went to the Harry Potter movie!

Okay, see, we went on Saturday, but we had to have my friend's mom and godfather with us. No clue why. . . . .

' So anyways, we're watching it, putting up with her mom's occasional commentary of "How did he know?" "Wow, that's amazing!" Right when Cedric dies, I start bawling in the theater. Of course, my friend's crying by now too, so we just kinda cry together. Unfortunately enough, a boy I knew from school was there. Even more unfortunate for my friend, it was the boy she had a HUGE crush on. So we're on the floor, crying and trying to scoop up my Gobstoppers I spilled from the floor, and here he comes. Well, my friend freaks, and makes a sound, somewhere between a scream and a squeal. So we hurriedly make our exit. I spent the night. XD
Next day, we go to see it again after church. Why? No clue. But we did, so there. Razz

Anyways, the night of the crying-boyfriend-running-into-incident, I was rummaging through some old clothes, and found these cloaks. Okay, so one was part of a Dracula costume, and another was a graduation cloak. But who cares. XD Anyways, I decided it would be a kick to wear those to the movie, to show our loyalty to HP. Well, my friend resists until we actually get IN the movie room, where it's pitch black. No one there that we know, so we quietly take seats in the middle of the row behind the first. Me with more Gobstoppers, and my friend with Buncha Crunch. Either way, at about the point when Moody's talking to Harry about the First Task, I notice my cloak is drooping onto the floor, so I pull up the corner. Turns out the corner of my cloak was UNDER my Gobstoppers. So they get spilled....Again. <_< Luckily enough, I managed to stop the box, so only half of them spilled. I got most of them back in the box within a minute, while my friend is lapsed in silent giggles. So, I finally regain my posture and keep my candy between my legs instead.
Then later, at the end of the movie, my friend and I are crying again. Well, we sure as hell made sure to do it silently this time. And we continued our silent sniffling until the end, where my friend very evilly made me wait till the entire credits were over, while my bladder was at bursting point with Pepsi. >< So my friend decides to be merciful upon my piss-filled soul and lets me go to the bathroom. This would be a fine time to say that we were the ONLY people there who even DARED to wear cloaks to the theater. (Which isn't that odd for a town in northern Indiana) So when we're walking out, we're laughing and crying at the same time and go to the bathroom. When we leave the restroom, I get an idea and pretend to sob on my friend's shoulder, screaming "CEDRIC, WHY?!! MY POOR LITTLE CEDRIC!!" We laughed so frickin' hard the next day. ^o^

Touzoku-joou · Oldbie Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2399 Location: interweb

Well, as I was talking about on some other forums...

The teachers at my school are real tightwads about letting kids go to the bathroom during class. One day, GHASP! I start my period in class, a few days early, so it was unexpected. So I get up and go to my teacher... it went something like this.

"Mr. H, can I go to the bathroom?"
"No. You should have gone during break."
"Uh... It's an emergency...?"
"Doesn't matter. You should have gone during break."
"I don't think you get it."
"I get that you were irresponsible-" (I cut him off)
"*whisper* It's a feminine emergency."
"So you want to apply makeup? Sit down."
"NO. I just strated my freaking period, don't you get it?!"
"...oh."

And I said that last part quite loud.

Sad

God, I hated that.
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

[quote="Touzoku-joou (Joou)"] Well, as I was talking about on some other forums...

The teachers at my school are real tightwads about letting kids go to the bathroom during class. One day, GHASP! I start my period in class, a few days early, so it was unexpected. So I get up and go to my teacher... it went something like this.

"Mr. H, can I go to the bathroom?"
"No. You should have gone during break."
"Uh... It's an emergency...?"
"Doesn't matter. You should have gone during break."
"I don't think you get it."
"I get that you were irresponsible-" (I cut him off)
"*whisper* It's a feminine emergency."
"So you want to apply makeup? Sit down."
"NO. I just strated my freaking period, don't you get it?!"
"...oh."

And I said that last part quite loud.

Sad

God, I hated that. [/quote]
the exact same thing happened to me Sad

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.....shall we?

or need I spout out various other long-winded examples of how we should virally infect eachother with our overwhelming presence unto oneanother?

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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

[quote="Son_of_God (beb gar)"] [b][i]POW,[/i][/b][i] you magnificent recurring herniated bastard of a man,[/i][b] WHERE HAVE YA BEEN?![/b][i]

Long time, no read! Come over here and give me a greeting via an exemplary hand touch or the firm grasp of a buttock, tenaciously so ^^

.....shall we?

or need I spout out various other long-winded examples of how we should virally infect eachother with our overwhelming presence unto oneanother?

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stootle · Newb Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 7

Most embarrasing moment?

...eh. I'll settle for the second. 8D;

Since I'm not a lazy person, I took the stairs instead of to escalator or elevator. My friends and I were on the strongest kind of proverbial crack that there was, so we were all falling over ourselves, while burdened with bags full of socks and books and whatnot. I guess I misjugded some distance, and I fell over, and the banister some how got caught on my shirt, which pulled up over my shoulders (I was wearing nothing but a bra underneath). I couldn't really do anything because Ihad god-knows-how-many bags, and neither could my friends, because they were laughing their asses off at me.

So everyone in the mall got a goooood long look at my boobs.

D: And my pretty-filly-bra that I hardly ever wear. ;___;

And the stupid banister tore the freaking shirt. I really liked it, too.