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theWriter Very Oldbie

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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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So, yeah. Just read the title of the thread. Post some of the most meaningful or amusing lyrics from songs you've listened to, explain why (if you want to) and give the artist.
Here's one of my favorites: (The Distance-Cake)
[quote]Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
As they speed through the finish, the flags go down.
The fans get up and they get out of town.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup.
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns.
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.
He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
She's all alone
In her time of need.
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse,
He's going the distance.
No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine,
He's haunted by something he cannot define.
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse,
Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force.
In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade.
She's hoping in time that her memories will fade.
Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup.
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns.
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.
Cause he's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
She's all alone
In her time of need.
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
He's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
He's going the distance[/quote] _________________ [color=red][url=http://www.fanart-central.net/user-theWriter.php]What[/url] [url=http://untitledroadway.deviantart.com/] does[/url] [url=http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1015309/] it all[/url] [url=http://www.fictionpress.com/~thetwilightpen] MEAN?[/url][/color] |
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Sarah_K_O_M Member

Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 97
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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[quote]Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck...it's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay
For love - for love
She says we've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For love - we'll give it a shot
Chorus:
Whooah, we're half way there
Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a prayer
Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in what he used
To make it talk - so tough, it's tough
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers baby it's okay, someday
We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For love - we'll give it a shot
Chorus
We've got to hold on ready or not
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got
Chorus [/quote] |
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Samantha913 Elder Than Dirt

Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 7520 Location: Owego
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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Here's one of my faves.
[quote]going under
now i will tell you what i've done for you
50 thousand tears i've cried
screaming deceiving and bleeding for you
and you still won't hear me
don't want your hand this time i'll save myself
maybe i'll wake up for once
not tormented daily defeated by you
just when i thought i'd reached the bottom
i'm dying again
i'm going under
drowning in you
i'm falling forever
i've got to break through
i'm going under
blurring and stirring the truth and the lies
so i don't know what's real and what's not
always confusing the thoughts in my head
so i can't trust myself anymore
i'm dying again
i'm going under
drowning in you
i'm falling forever
i've got to break through
so go on and scream
scream at me i'm so far away
i won't be broken again
i've got to breathe i can't keep going under[/quote]
By evanescene _________________ [img]http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd11/kiesuke_urahara/KaoandToshi.gif[/img] Dir en grey fan |
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authentic_50 Member

Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 58
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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These are good... (The Impression that I get- Mighty Mighty Bosstones)
[quote]
Have you ever been so close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
so heavy you collapse
I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if I've
never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I"m sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get
Have you ever had the odds attacked up so high
You need a strength most don't possess
Or has it ever come down to do or die
You've got to rise above the rest
I've never had to knock on wood
But I know somene who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if I've
Never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get
I'm not a coward
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was, I would pass
Look at the tested and think
There but for the grace go
I might be a coward
I'm afraid of what I might find out
I've never had to knock on wood
And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get [/quote]
This song is like soooooooo tight... _________________ "Have you ever had the odds stacked up so high
You need a strength most don't possess?
Or has it ever come down to do or die
You've got to rise above the rest..." |
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theWriter Very Oldbie

Joined: 19 Nov 2005 Posts: 2689 Location: Big Sky Country
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Peachy keen. These songs are good. I love reading lyrics. ^_^
[b]Left Me for Dead[/b]-Rob Dougan
[quote]You didn't stop to look round
You were gone before I hit the ground
You went on your way
And no prayer was said
You left me for dead
You didn't cover my face
I didn't merit a communal grave
You set me aside
And no tears were shed
You left me for dead
And I say I won't stop, no, 'til hell is your home
There's no where to hide (no nowhere)
You'll feel the cold of my gun at you're head
Ah you left me for dead
And it's not like you stayed by my side or you called me a priest
You searched through my mouth to check for gold teeth
You were pawning my shoes as I bled
You left me for, left me for, left me, for
Dead
You kept on taking your time
Until it was certain I couldn't survive
Judas remained, you turned and fled
You left me for dead
And it didn't trouble your mind
It did not disturb you to see me decline
You turned out my lights
You put me to bed
You left me for dead
(And I say) that I won't rest my head until hell is your home
You'll think that you're safe but oh no
You'll feel the cold of my gun hit your head
Ah, you left me for dead
And you didn't stay close to me, didn't stay by my side
I was choking in blood as delight filled your eyes
You're gonna burn for each word that you said
Cause you
Left me for, left me for, left me me for
Dead
But I don't want to search no more
There's nowhere to hide
So why don't you come quietly my love
I wanted to say, to say that you sure proved the death of me
Now i've reached a dead end, and i can't go back
But if i'm going down you'll come with me...[/quote] _________________ [color=red][url=http://www.fanart-central.net/user-theWriter.php]What[/url] [url=http://untitledroadway.deviantart.com/] does[/url] [url=http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1015309/] it all[/url] [url=http://www.fictionpress.com/~thetwilightpen] MEAN?[/url][/color] |
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Fayore Moderator

Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 6195
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:02 am Post subject: |
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[b]QUOTE[/b] (Yami to Boushi to Hon no Tabibito - Hitomi no Naka no Meikyuu (The Travellers Yami and Hat and Book - The Labyrinth Within the Eye)) | 合いたい・・・会えない
思い募るほど この祈りが届かないのは
なにかをきっと 見失ってるから
いつだって この瞳に 映されたものだけが
唯一の真実だと 信じていたけど
世界は一つじゃない 「もしも」という世界
無限にある知って いま途方に暮れている
合いたい・・・会えない
悔やみきれないよ この思い伝えるまで
負けない、投げない この身を捧げても 見つける
たとえ暗闇が 行く手をさえぎり 弱気なココロ惑わせても
あきらめないで 探し続けるから
そうキミを 見つけるのが 自分を見つけること
交わしたあの約束は いまも忘れない
いくつも出逢いがある 何度も救われた
すべてが勇気になる わたし一人きりじゃない
合いたい・・・会えない
それが試練なら 必ず越えていくから
負けずに、投げずに わたしを待っていて 信じて
合いたい・・・会えない
思い募るほど この祈りが届かないのは
なにかをきっと 見失ってるから
合いたい・・・会えない
いまどこにいるの? 必ず見つけ出すから
迷い込んだのは 瞳の中にある迷宮
たとえ暗闇が 行く手をさえぎり 弱気なココロ惑わせても
あきらめないで 探し続けるから[/quote]
I actually translated this song a few months back, but after my comp got reformatted, I lost the file. x_x Basically it's about a girl who lost someone and she's determined to find them again even though she's afraid they may never be able to meet again. :x <3 _________________ [url=http://vdexproject.net/user.php?user=15636][img]http://vdexproject.net/p/15636/trainer.png[/img]
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Sephir0th666777 Elder In Training

Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 3168 Location: *insert witty location here*
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:33 am Post subject: |
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November Rain, GnR
When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain
But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away
If we could take the time to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain
Do you need some time...on your own
Do you need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you
Sometimes I need some time...on my
own Sometimes I need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain, ohhh yeahhh
I know that you can love me
When there's no one left to blame
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain
Don't ya think that you need somebody
Don't ya think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one
You're not the only one
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Zekk Forum Stalker

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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:43 am Post subject: |
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You're Beautifil - James Blunt
[quote]My life is brilliant.
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high, [ - video/radio edited version]
f**king high, [ - CD version]
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.[/quote] |
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ultima_yunie Very bored

Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Posts: 208
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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Missing - Evanescence
[quote]Please, please forgive me,
But I won't be home again.
Maybe someday you'll look up,
And, barely conscious, you'll say to no one,
'Isn't something missing?'
You won't cry for my absence, I know.
You forgot me long ago,
Am I that unimportant?
Am I so insignificant?
Isn't someone missing me?
Even though I'm the sacrifice,
You won't try for me, not now.
Though I'd die to know you love me,
I'm all alone.
Isn't someone missing me?
Please, please forgive me,
But I won't be home again.
I know what you do to yourself,
I breathe deep and cry out.
Isn't something missing?
Even though I'm the sacrifice,
You won't try for me, not now.
Though I'd die to know you love me,
I'm all alone.
Isn't someone missing me?
Even though I'm the sacrifice,
You won't try for me, not now.
Though I'd die to know you love me,
I'm all alone.
Isn't someone missing me?[/quote] |
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Sephir0th666777 Elder In Training

Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 3168 Location: *insert witty location here*
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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2112, Rush
And the meek shall inherit the earth.
Weve taken care of everything
The words you hear the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
Its one for all and all for one
We work together common sons
Never need to wonder how or why
We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls
Look around this world we made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the brotherhood of man
Oh what a nice contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the red star proudly high in hand
We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls.
What can this strange device be?
When I touch it, it gives forth a sound
Its got wires that vibrate and give music
What can this thing be that I found?
See how it sings like a sad heart
And joyously screams out its pain
Sounds that build high like a mountain
Or notes that fall gently like rain
I cant wait to share this new wonder
The people will all see its light
Let them all make their own music
The priests praise my name on this night
I know its most unusual
To come before you so
But Ive found an ancient miracle
I thought that you should know
Listen to my music
And hear what it can do
Theres something here as strong as life
I know that it will reach you
Yes, we know its nothing new
Its just a waste of time
We have no need for ancient ways
The world is doing fine
Another toy will help destroy
The elder race of man
Forget about your silly whim
It doesnt fit the plan
I cant believe youre saying
These things just cant be true
Our world could use this beauty
Just think what we might do
Listen to my music
And hear what it can do
Theres something here as strong as life
I know that it will reach you
Dont annoy us further
We have our work to do
Just think about the average
What use have they for you?
Another toy will help destroy
The elder race of man
Forget about your silly whim
It doesnt fit the plan
I wandered home though silent streets
And fell into a fitful sleep
Escape to realms beyond the night
Dream cant you show me the light?
I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes
They left the planets long ago
The elder race still learn and grow
Their power grows with purpose strong
To claim the home where they belong
Home, to tear the temples down...
Home, to change..
The sleep is still in my eyes
The dream is still in my head
I heave a sigh and sadly smile
And lie a while in bed
I wish that it might come to pass
Not fade like all my dreams
Just think of what my life might be
In a world like I have seen
I dont think I can carry on
Carry on this cold and empty life
Oh...noo!
My spirits are low in the depths of despair
My lifeblood spills over..
Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
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Beatlechick90 Forum Stalker

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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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Love Is Just a Four-Letter Word (written by Bob Dylan, performed by Joan Baez)
Seems like only yesterday
I left my mind behind
Down in the Gypsy Cafe
With a friend of a friend of mine
She sat with a baby heavy on her knee
Yet spoke of life most free from slavery
With eyes that showed no trace of misery
A phrase in connection first with she I heard
That love is just a four-letter word
Outside a rambling store-front window
Cats meowed to the break of day
Me, I kept my mouth shut, too
To you I had no words to say
My experience was limited and underfed
You were talking while I hid
To the one who was the father of your kid
You probably didn't think I did, but I heard
You say that love is just a four-letter word
I said goodbye unnoticed
Pushed towards things in my own games
Drifting in and out of lifetimes
Unmentionable by name
Searching for my double, looking for
Complete evaporation to the core
Though I tried and failed at finding any door
I must have thought that there was nothing more
Absurd than that love is just a four-letter word
Though I never knew just what you meant
When you were speaking to your man
I can only think in terms of me
And now I understand
After waking enough times to think I see
The Holy Kiss that's supposed to last eternity
Blow up in smoke, its destiny
Falls on strangers, travels free
Yes, I know now, traps are only set by me
And I do not really need to be
Assured that love is just a four-letter word
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Viper069 Has No Life

Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 487
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:19 am Post subject: |
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Union Feat. Sting - Black Eyed Peas
[One for all, one for all]
[Its all its all for one]
Lets start a union, calling every human
Its one for all and all for one
Lets live in unison, calling every citizen
Its one for all and all for one
We dont want war- cant take no more
Its drastic time for sure
We need a anidote and a cure
Coz do you really think Mohammed got a problem with your whole world
We dont want war imagine if any prophet was alive
In current days amongst you and I
You think theyd view life like you and I do
Or would they sit and contemplate on why
Do we live this way, act and behave this way
We still live in primitive today
Coz the peace in the destination of war cant be the way
Theres no way, so people just be a woman be a man
Realise that you cant change the world by changing yourself
And understand that were all just the same
So when I count to three lets change
[Chorus]
Got no time for grand philosophy
I barely keep my head above the tide
I got this mortgage, got three kids at school
What youre saying is the truth, but really troubles me inside
Id change the world if I could change my mind
If I could live beyond my fears
Exchanging unity for all my insecurity
Exchanging laughter for my tears
[Chorus]
I dont know, yall, we in a real deposition
In the midst of all this negative condition
Divided by beliefs, differences and religion
Why do we keep missing the point in our mission?
Why do we keep killing each other, whats the reason?
God made us all equal in his vision
I wish that I could make music as a religion
Then we could harmonise together in this mission
Listen, I know its really hard to make changes
But two of us could help rearrange this curse
Utilising all the power in our voices
Together we will unite and make the right choices
And fight for education, save the next generation
Come together as one
I dont understand why its never been done
So lets change on the count of one
It takes one, just one
And then one follows the other one
And then another follows the other one
Next thing you know you got a billion
People doing some wonderful things
People doing some powerful things
Lets change and do some powerful things
Unity could be a wonderful thing
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LunaticCrow Elder In Training

Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 3817 Location: up Fayore's skirt, riding in her catbus ;D
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:57 am Post subject: |
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Since everyone seems to be posting meaningful lyrics, I'll do the same.
Now You all know
The bards and their songs
When hours have gone by
I'll close my eyes
In a world far away
We may meet again
But now hear my song
About the dawn of the night
Let's sing the bards' song
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
Noone will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs
There's only one song
Left in my mind
Tales of a brave man
Who lived far from here
Now the bard songs are over
And it's time to leave
Noone should ask You for the name
Of the one
Who tells the story
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
Noone will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow all will be known
And You're not alone
So don't be afraid
In the dark and cold
'Cause the bards' songs will remain
They all will remain
In my thoughts and in my dreams
They're always in my mind
These songs of hobbits, dwarves and men
And elves
Come close Your eyes
You can see them, too
Whoever can guess who sings that, is more awesome than I thought. I guess I like this song beacause it reminds me of 4chan. Yanno, with the "Noone will ever know our names" part. Ahwell. <3 _________________ [img]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c296/lunaticcrow/goodnight.jpg[/img] |
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Sephir0th666777 Elder In Training

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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:29 am Post subject: |
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She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I'd stare too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine
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theWriter Very Oldbie

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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:53 am Post subject: |
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These are all really really good. I love reading lyrics.
Wth U-Linkin Park. Overrated screamo band, yes, but this is a good song.
[quote]I woke up in a dream today
To the cold of the static
and put my cold feet on the floor
Forgot all about yesterday
Remembering Im pretending to be where Im not anymore
A little taste of hypocrisy
And Im left in the wake of the mistake
slow to react
Even though youre so close to me
Youre still so distant
And I cant bring you back
Its true
the way I feel
Was promised by your face
The sound of your voice
Painted on my memories
Even if youre not with me
Im with you
You
Now I see
keeping everything inside
You
ow I see
Even when I close my eyes
I hit you and you hit me back
We fall to the floor
the rest of the day stands still
Fine line between this and that
When things go wrong I pretend the past isnt real
Now I'm trapped in this memory
And Im left in the wake of the mistake
slow to react
Even though youre close to me
Youre still so distant
And I cant bring you back
No
No matter how far we've come
I can't wait to see tomorrow
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unfocused Moderator

Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas
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You know what?
let me tell you guys something..
never go into another mans house
when he's not home
if a woman asks you to come go home with her..
the first thing you do when you get there..
is look under the bed.
if you see a pair of mens shoes...
you better turn around and get the hell outta there.
Ya see..
I was way down south in this little town called Infidelity, Georgia. Oh yeah.
A beautiful lady spotted me in the supermarket
she came over to me, she said "Aren't you Roy C."?
I said "Yeah, thats me"
She said "I want you to come home with me"
Took me home.. she layed me down..
We made love, it seemed like a thousand times.
2 O'clock.. I said "Honey, let me use your phone
I want to call my wife and kids at home"
I said "Honey, I got bad news, i got a flat tire on my car,
and the only jack is in the trunk of your car"
Having a good life, she told me to take my time.
Young lady came and got me, she laid me back in bed again
this time she laid me down on my back
she said she gunna ride me, Oh, she's gunna ride me.
and i said "Honey, i like that" haha
'bout that time, i looked at my watch, it was 4 O'clock
i said "Let me use you telephone once again"
Got the wife on the phone, I said "Honey, I got some good news, and i got some bad news to"
She said "Give me the good news first"
"I got my flat tire fixed.. somehow, 'ol motor just wont run.
But as soon as i get 'er started, honey, baby don't worry, girl i'm coming home to you"
aha, lady came and got me, laid me down in bed again
she said "we gunna be here, Oh, forever"
and i swear, she was so good, the only thing i could think about was giving up my happy home.
Whooo!
I said "6 O'clock now, i got to call my wife and let her know how I'm doing"
got my wife on the phone, I said "I got everything working"
but my wife said "Honey, it's working a little bit too late"
I said "Why"?
she said she found a man, she found another man to take my place.
And then she hung up on me, i turned around.. looked at this lady.. she's lying there with those big thighs
Whoo!
I jumped back in that bed like Superman
I said "Honey I've come to stay"!
she looked at me and said "Get up, put your clothes on"
I said "Why"?
she said "My husband will be home soon"
I got up, got my pants, before i could put 'em on, somebody knocked on her door.
i said "Who is it" she said "fool, thats my husband"
"what am i going to do"? she said "You better hide"
I said "where in the hell can i hide in one room"?
I looked around, looked under the bed... bed is too low
Looked in the closet... it couldn't hold no more.
the only place left.. thats when i jumped over the door ledge.
managed to hide everything but my balls.
her husband walked through the door.. the first thing he did.. he looked up
he said "honey whats that"? she said "them some door bells
I picked them up from the flea market yesterday"
he said to her "those are some strange looking bells, and i wanna hear them ring this morning"
that lady looked at her husband and said "honey, those bells are broke, I'm taking them back, i'm gunna exchange 'em for a brand new pair"
But he said "naw naw, before you take 'em back.." Oh Lord "I just wanna hear them ring one time"
picked up a newspaper.. he hit me across my left ball
I pulled that one up out of sight. but the right one was still hanging out
he turned around to his wife and said "bell didnt ring, honey"
I was scared...
she said "I told you they were broke, and i was going to take them back, and exchange them for a brand new pair"
he said "thats alright too, but i want to hear them ring, Oh, i wanna hear them ring before you take them back"
Oh Lord..
he walked over to the corner, picked up a baseball bat
came back and looked up
and thats when i looked down..
he had the strangest look, the meanest look i ever seen
he drew that bat back...
the ONLY thing i could think of... the ONLY thing that came to my mind...
I looked down and i said... "DING DONG"
Hold it, wait a minute, that lady had the nerve to stand up and clap her hands..
and look her husband straight in the eye and said "well"
he said "well what"? she said "my behind was saved by the bell"
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Sephir0th666777 Elder In Training

Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 3168 Location: *insert witty location here*
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:31 am Post subject: |
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Such a deep song :wub:
I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
Well me and Nukflukchukbuk
We both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
I make a wish on the Northern Lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
And the seals they sing now...
[seal noises]
These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole...
I'm the only gay Eskimo
Only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
The only one I know-oh-oh-oh
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
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theWriter Very Oldbie

Joined: 19 Nov 2005 Posts: 2689 Location: Big Sky Country
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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That...is....bizarre.
Yet strangely funny.
Here's an odd one:
King For a Day--Green Day
[quote]Started at the age of 4.
My mother went to the grocery store.
Went sneaking through her bedroom door to find something in a size 4.
Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls.
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only.
King for a day, princess by dawn.
King for a day in a leather thong.
King for a day, princess by dawn.
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me.
My daddy threw me in therapy.
He thinks I'm not a real man.
Who put the drag in the drag queen.
Don't knock it until you tried it
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Beatlechick90 Forum Stalker

Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 1479 Location: nowhere
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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I posted Dylan, and you guys posted this stuff?!!
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Fayore Moderator

Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 6195
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Translated from Japanese. Forgot who did the translating. :(
[b]QUOTE[/b] (Hoshi Souichirou - Shining Tears) |
Lingering peacefully, hanging a gentle mist in the frosty air,
The pale moonlight illuminates the faces of the two,
As their quiet breathing blooms a brilliant white,
Upon the darkness of the quiet night...
Even if it appears strange, or something normal,
No matter what I say or do, If I'm with you,
Our hearts will always be connected,
By the red string of fate.
So, with all the power I hold in these hands,
I will do everything I can do, I will give my life,
To create a future only for us,
These trembling feelings of love, so dear to me,
I will hold it close, as these shining tears overflow...
Standing quietly in the dead of night, I beheld,
Weariness etched upon your tired brow, yet,
Even then, I remember, you remained strong,
Hiding tears behind your quiet smile,
As your radience, bloomed a brilliant white,
Shining so brilliantly in the darkness...
Being able to meet you like this, and,
Being able to love you like this, I am truly blessed,
No matter how great the distance between us,
Be it here, or in another place so far away,
I smile, knowing our hearts are truly connected....
Someday, somewhere, there will come a time,
Where we can be together, never having to be apart again,
Even though now, it may be only a dream,
I see it clearly before me now, and someday,
I will make our wish come true, so these shining tears,
Will never fall again...
Being able to meet you like this, and,
Being able to love you like this, I am truly blessed,
No matter how great the distance between us,
Be it here, or in another place so far away,
I smile, knowing our hearts are truly connected....
So, with all the power I hold in these hands,
I will do everything I can do, I will give my life,
To create a future only for us,
These trembling feelings of love, so dear to me,
I will hold it close, as these shining tears overflow...
Someday, somewhere, with these hands of mine,
Somehow, I will make our dreams come true,
These trembling feelings of love, so dear to me,
I will never let them go, and until that day,
When the two of us can be once more,
I hold them close, as these shining tears fall...[/quote]
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