Lyrics

[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

[quote="VR_Jay (Will)"] And now for some lyrics that are actually worth posting. ^_^


[i][b]"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"[/b][/i] - by The Bloodhound Gang

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [/quote]
That has got to be one of the most interesting and just totally out there lyrics that I ever read. I have to put a tune behind that.
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[VR_Jay]

Here ya go. Clisk on Easy listening, then Bargan Bin Classics, then Hooray for Boobies, the song is near the bottom of the list (stupid flash sites <_< )

http://www.bloodhoundgang.com/index2.html
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[Ogrim_Doomhammer]

Lol at those lyrics! I must take a look at the rest of their stuff.... thanks for the link....
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[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

Thanks for the link Will. :wub:

They don't sound like I imagined them but it works for the lyrics. These guys pretty funny.
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[Dark_Soul676]

NONPOINT LYRICS

"Code Red"

Taking the world on,
taking the world on by yourself.
When will you learn?
When will you learn all by yourself?

Runaway, it's the only way for you to stay alive.
I'm not moving if you paid me.
That's the s**t that's going to make me curl up inside and die.
That's not the way to be talking, if you want to stay alive.

That's a chance that I'm taking.
It's the only way to make me satisfied with my life.

[Chorus]
Code Red.
Calling for Code Red.
Don't let the enemy in.
His solution is not the only end.
Code Red.
Calling for Code Red.

Taking the world on,
taking the world on by yourself.
When will you learn the world is on your side?
Taking the world on,
taking the world on by yourself.
It's a battle you finally won,
when you saw the struggle shared by everyone.

Just like you... I am... just like you, I am.
That's impossible, look at where you're from.
Look at all the battles I lost.
Look at all the battles I should have won.
I understand... I do... I understand like you're suposed to.
That's impossible, how are you suposed to?
There's a million ways, second chances,
wrong impressions, second glances.

[Chorus]

Taking the world on,
taking the world on by yourself.
When will you learn the world is on your side?
Taking the world on,
taking the world on by yourself.
It's a battle you finally won,
when you saw the struggle shared by everyone.

I'm calling for...

Taking the world on,
taking the world on by yourself.

[Chorus]

[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

Now I don't really like rap and hip hop for the most part. I just prefer rock but for some reason I just absolutely love this 2pac song. ^_^

[b]California Love-2pac feat. Dr. Dre[/b]
California...knows how to party
California...knows how to party
In the city of L.A.
In the city of good ol' Watts
In the city, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin
We keep it rockin

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat
The state where ya never find a dance floor empty
And pimps be on a mission for them greens
Lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends
I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes
Ever since honeys was wearin sassoon
Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me
Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
Dre puttin it down for
California

Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it mama
Shake it Cali
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it shake it shake it...

Out on bail fresh outta jail
California dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene
I'm hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and alcohol
The life of a west side playa where cowards die
Only in Cali where we riot now rallies are live and die
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide
Let'em recognize from Longbeach to Rosecrans
Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Dre
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love

Now make it shake...

Uh, yeah, uh, longbeach in tha house, uh yeah
Oaktown, Oakland definately in tha house hahaha
Frisko, Frisko
Hey, you know LA is up in this
Pasadina, where you at
Yeah, Ingelwood, Ingelwood always up to no good
Even Hollywood tryin to get a piece baby
Sacramento, sacramento where ya at ? yeah

Throw it up y'all, throw it up, Throw it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on that west side
Cause you and I know it's tha best side

Yeah, That's riight
West coast, west coast
Uh, California Love
California Love



When you add the beat to it, its like irresistable to dance to. Plus it makes me want to go to California someday.
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[The_Stef]

[b]Jennifer's Body - Hole[/b]

Well I know it, I can feel it
Well I know it enough to believe it
And I know it, I can see it
But I know it enough to believe it

Bettering you, bettering me
My better half has bitten me
Bettering you, bettering me
I'm sleeping with my enemy
Myself
Myself

Found pieces of Jennifer's body (3 x's)
Just relax, just relax, just go to sleep (2 x's)

You're hungry but I'm starving
He cuts you down from the tree
He keeps you in a box by the bed
Alive, but just barely

He said, "I'm your lover, I'm your friend
I'm purity, hit me again
With a bullet, number one
Kill the family, save the son"
Himself
Himself

Found pieces of Jennifer's body (3 x's)
Just relax, just relax, just go to sleep (2 x's)
Now she's mine

I don't really like Courtney Love or Hole, but this song just... is very very good.

[Dark_Soul676]

[b]Rise Inside- Killswitch Engage[/b]

rise inside (free your mind)
raise your fist (to signify)
we stand in defiance of hatred and deception
if i stand alone i will fight for you

the time has come to make a difference
why have we forsaken love
the time has come to raise our voices
so rise up and fight with me

embrace what we have
it might be the last time

in this life (in this life)
we will rise (we will rise)
if we find the strength to unify

hatred is a weakness
you become the victim

i believe love will overcome

the time has come to make a difference
why have we forsaken one another
the time has come to raise our voices
so rise up and fight with me

the time has come to raise our voices
so rise up and fight with me

the time has come (the time has come)
the time has come (the time has come)
the time has come to rise inside
rise inside

[VR_Jay]

[quote="eclipsedmoongoddess482 (Sixx)"] Thanks for the link Will. :wub:

They don't sound like I imagined them but it works for the lyrics. These guys pretty funny. [/quote]
they are the kings of stupid/dirty humor. and some of it isn't half bad, either ^_^
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[Dark_Soul676]

[b]A PERFECT CIRCLE LYRICS[/b]

"[u]Imagine[/u]"
____________________________________________________________________
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

(Imagine all the people sharing all the world)

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
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[Beatlechick90]

You fuckin' MORON.

Imagine is by fuckin' JOHN LENNON and A Perfect Circle fuckin RUINED IT.

Fuckers. <_<
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[Dark_Soul676]

[quote]You fuckin' MORON.

Imagine is by fuckin' JOHN LENNON and A Perfect Circle fuckin RUINED IT.

Fuckers. <_<[/quote]


Congratulations on having an opinion!

I am aware that it was made by John Lennon, maybe if you read some of my other posts you'd see that I knew it was.

As for me being a moron for enjoying APC, I listened to Lennon's version of the song before I heard APC's verson, and APC sounds MUCH better.

You can actually hear Maynard over the piano. <_<

[Beatlechick90]

They ruined the song by maing it emo and sad and whiney. It sounds like a funeral march. And you can't post the lyrics and say "It's by A Perfect Circle" because John Lennon WROTE it. Now, if you were posting an mp3, that would be different.
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[Dark_Soul676]

..Emo sad and whiny?

Did you ever stop and think that it's a SAD song?

[Dark_Soul676]

Zack Wyld & The Black Label Society

"Bleed For Me"
____________________________________________________________________

This grave of life, I give to you
Ignore what was, you know it's true
Realms of fear, they speak the truth
What has past, I hand to you

Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through
Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through
I'll see you

I'll dig a hole, and bow my head
To see you smile, I'd face my death
Realms of fear, they speak the truth
What has past, I hand to you

Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through
Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through
I'll see you

Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through
Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through

[Tru]

when i heard these lyrics for the first time i thought... Damn that is so like how i feel
----Rabit Run----
Some days I just wanna up and call it quits
I feel like im surrounded by a wall of bricks
Everytime I go to get up, I just fall in pits
My life's likes one great big ball of sh*t
If I could just, put it all in the all I spit
Instead of always trying to swallow it
Instead of staring at this wall and sh*t
While I sit, writers block, sick of all this sh*t
Cant call it sh*t, all I know is im about to hit the wall
If I have to see another one of moms alcoholic fits
This is it, last straw, thats all, thats it
I aint dealing with another f*ckin politic
Im like a skillet bubbling until it filters up
im about to kill it, I can feel it building up
blow this building up, Ive concealed enough
my cup runneth over, I dun filled it up,
the pen explodes and busts, ink spills my guts
you think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts,
well imma show you what, you gonna feel my rush
you dont feel it, then it must be too real to touch
p, im about to tear sh*t up
goosebumps, yeah, imma make your hairs sit up
yeah sit up, imma tell you who I be
imma make you hate me, cos you aint me
you wait, it aint too late to finally see
what you closed-minded f*cks, what you blind to see
whoever finds me is gonna get a finders fee
out this world, aint no one out there mind as me
u need peace of mind? Heres a piece of mine
all I needs a line,
but sometimes I dont always find the words to rhyme
to express how Im really feeling at that time, yea
sometimes, sometimes, sometimes

just sometimes, its always me
how dark can these hallways be?
The clock strikes midnight, one, two, then half past three
This half-assed rhyme, with this half-assed piece Of paper,

[Verse 2]
im desperate at my desk
If I could just get the rest of this sh*t off my chest again
Stuck in a slum, can't think of nothing
F*ck im stuck, but wait, here comes something
Nope, not good enough, scribble it out, new pad,
drink a lid up and throw the sh*t out
im fizzling out, thought I figured it out
balls in my court, but im scared to dribble it out
im afraid, but why am I afraid, why am I a slave to this trade?
Sign that I spit to the grave, real enough to rowl you up
Want me to flip it, I can rip it any style you want
Ima switch, hit a b*tch, jimmy smith aint a quitter
ima sit it here till i get enough of me to finally hit
a f*cking boiling point, put some oil on your joints,
flip the coin b*tch, come get destroyed,
an emcees worst dream, i make em jinx,
they hate me, see me and shake like a changling fence,
by the looks of em you would swear that jaws was comin,
by the screams of him, you would swear im sawwin someone,
by the way they running, you would swear the law was comin,
Its now or never, and tonight its all or nothing,
mama jimmy keeps leaving on us, he said hed be back,
he pinky promised, i dont think hes honest,
ill be back baby, i just gotta beat this clock
f*ck this clock, ima make them eat this watch,
dont believe me watch, ima win this race,
and ima come back and rub my sh*t in your face b*tch,
i found my nitch, you gunna hear my voice,
till ur sick of it, you aint gunna have a choice,
if I gotta scream till I have half a lung,
If I have half a chance ill grab it, Rabbit Run...
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[loveliesbleeding]

[quote]Down with disease
Three weeks in my bed
Trying to stop these demons that keep dancing in my head

Down with disease
Up before the dawn
A thousand barefoot children outside dancing on my lawn, and I keep

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way
But when I think it's time to leave it all behind
I try to find a way but there's nothing I can say to make it stop

Down with disease and the jungles in my mind
They're climbing up my waterfalls and swingin' on my vines
So I try to hear the music but I'm always losing time
'Cause they're stepping on my rhythm and they're stealin' all my lines
Stealin' all my lines and I keep

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way
But when I think it's time to leave it all behind
I try to find a way but there's nothing I can say to make it stop
[/quote]

not really meaningful however it makes me smile everytime i hear them

(phish, down with disease album: hoist)
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My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends
It gives a lovely light.
-Edna St. Vincent Millay

"Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up."
-Frank Zappa

"He that lives upon hope will die fasting."
-Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac

[Sephir0th666777]

The Journeyman, Iron Maiden

From the red sky of the east. To the sunset in the west
We have cheated death. And he has cheated us

But that was just a dream. And this is what it means
We are sleeping and we'll dream for evermore

And the fragment remains of our memories
And the shadows remain with our hands
Deep grey, come to mourn. All the colours of the dawn
Will this Journeymans day be his last?

I know what I want. Ill say what I want
And no one can take it away. I know what I want.
Ill say what I want. And no one can take it away

I know what I want. Ill say what I want
And no one can take it away. I know what I want.
Ill say what I want. And no one can take it away

But the memory still remains. All the past years not so strange
Our winter times are like a silent shroud

And the heartbeat of the day. Drives the mist away
And winter's not the only dream around

In your life you may choose desolation
And the shadows you build with your hands
If you turn to the light. That is burning in the night
Then the Journeyman's day has begun

I know what I want. Ill say what I want
And no one can take it away. I know what I want.
Ill say what I want. And no one can take it away

I know what I want. Ill say what I want
And no one can take it away. I know what I want.
Ill say what I want. And no one can take it away

In your life you may choose desolation
And the shadows you build with your hands
If you turn to the light. That is burning in the night
Then your Journeyman's day has begun

I know what I want. Ill say what I want
And no one can take it away. I know what I want.
Ill say what I want. And no one can take it away

I know what I want. Ill say what I want
And no one can take it away. I know what I want.
Ill say what I want. And no one can take it away
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[Dark_Soul676]

[b]In This River[/b]- Zack Wylde & The Black Label Society


Ive been around this world, Yet I see no end.
All shall fade to black again and again.
This storm thats broken me, my only friend.
Yeah

In this river all shall fade to black
In this river aint no coming back
In this river all shall fade to black
Aint no coming back

Withdrawn a step away, just to find my self
The door is closed again, the only one left
This storm thats broken me my only friend
Yeah

In this river all shall fade to black
In this river aint no coming back
In this river all shall fade to black


In this river all shall fade to black
In this river aint no coming back
In this river all shall fade to black
Aint no coming back

In this river all shall fade to black
In this river aint no coming back
In this river all shall fade to black

[theWriter]

Best song with castanets, ever:

[quote] [b]Hernando's Hideaway[/b]--the Johnston Brothers

I know a dark secluded place
A place where no one knows your face
A glass of wine a fast embrace
It's called... Hernando's Hideaway... Ole

All you see are silhouettes
And all you hear are castanets
And no one cares how late it gets
Not at Hernando's Hideaway... Ole

At the Golden Fingerbowl or any place you go
You can meet your Uncle Max and everyone you know
But if you go to the spot that I am thinking of
You will be free... to gaze at me
And talk of love

Just knock three times and whisper low
That you and I were sent by Joe
Then strike a match and you will know
That you're in Hernando's Hideaway...

Oh just knock three times and whisper low
That you and I were sent by Joe
Then strike a match and you will know
That you're in Hernando's Hideaway.[/quote]

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