Battlefield 2

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Yeah, I got this game over the weekend and I can't put it down. Don't get me wrong, the game pisses me all to hell, but God I can't [b]stop[/b]. Basically, since the whole thing is multiplayer, I often get stuck on a team with little kids. Whats so wrong with little kids? Their voices, for one. Their high-pitched, annoying as hell little voices. Also, they suck camel balls. They don't seem to realize that the person with the most kills is not necessarily the person who is going to win the game. Superior team work and tactical mastery is the only way to succeed in this game. And these kids can't even seem to grasp the most simple of concepts.

For instance: Let's say we are trying to take a position from the enemy, an encampment by the shore front, for instance. Now, the most straightforward way into the encampment is by a wide road that leads down from the hills. Thick jungle foliage lines this road and goes all the way up to the edge of the camp. The camp itself is also open and provides a good line of site to anyone coming down the road. If you didn't want to get shot all to hell before you got even near the edge of camp, wouldn't you through the jungle, using the foliage as cover as you made your towards your target? Apparently not, as these little ingrates would tromp down the open road in single file, and then later complain when we lose by a margin wide enough to shove John Candy's dead ass through.

Oh, and don't bother trying to take charge and give these little fucks directions, because they no be listening. But they be more than willing to yell at you if your plan, which they not be following anyway, go wrong. <_<

Other than that the game totally rocks and you should go out and purchase it now. In fact, I'll even do the work for you.

The Work
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KeheiZero · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:50 am Post subject:

God, this game is bloody amazing. It's added at least another hour to my day. But yeah, little bastards like that never listen.

I need to get a joystick though, I can't fly for s**t with the mouse. Sad

Nothign better than slapping some C4 on a helicopter and running away though. Very Happy

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MrRobert · Newb Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 24

I disliked it more than Counter Strike. The game is so f**king slow.

Modern military games are BORING.

I want to be a super hell powered, martial artist, mountain cleaving, uber warrior.

So, I play stuff like Devil May Cry, Onimusha, Street Fighter. I also like laser beams and the idea of sending a single ship to combat alien armadas, so I like R-Type and Gradius. And Contra.

That stuff is ultimo cool.

On the other side, bunch of redneck American soldiers fighting a war for men in suits. <_< My penis just fell asleep.

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Interested in where this American-hate is coming from. I think we may have the beginnings of another "dutch gang" on our hands, except this one's not so subtle about it.

Moving on.

Yeah, flying is a bitch, to be sure. That's why I let others do it for me. C4 is some fun stuff. I like to strap it to a Hummer and then go flying at an enemy position, barreling out at the last minute and hitting the detonator, sending the little fucks flying. Let's hear it for car bombs! Laughing

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KeheiZero · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject:

You know, I've never tried the car-bomb trick. You know what I'll be doing tonight. Smile

To be honest, I love going the engineer class. Shotguns FTW.
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YourFalseMessiah · Newb Joined: 25 Feb 2006 Posts: 22

Assault kit, baby. Cool

God, I suck at the game, but I do love running through some jungle as explosions go off all around me. Laughing

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

I'm in a tank whenever possible. I LOOOOVE tanks. Especially when you get a bit of luck and find a bunch of enemies near each other and just blow them all to hell. ^_^
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KeheiZero · Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:21 pm Post subject:

To me the best bit about tanks just [i]has[/i] to be the machine gun. It just tears guys to shreds. :wub:
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JINTEIthe76thKAISER · Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject:

My bro bought that game just recently. He's the only one who plays it, since he's the type who likes action games and FPSs. Somehow, I enjoy watching him play it. Feels like a movie.

Best FPS yet!(Even though I don't play it)
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