Worst Movies Ever!

fallenangel · Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 2:45 pm Post subject:

Ah, but "Rock Star" is truly crappy, not just personal taste.

Lame script, cliche "acting", very one dimensional characters, seemed very much like a cut and paste effort when it came to actually writing the story ("we'll take his background, his looks, his big break, his voice, his girlfriend problems, his drug addiction, slap a disney happy ending on it....I think we've got a movie, people!")

Not to mention the mere fact it's completely impossible. Take a giant multi-platinum legendary band...fire the singer...and bring in a completely unknown tribute band boy. And you expect everyone to believe life would go on as normal with the happy go lucky fans cheering? Please.

I don't see what was so bad about Chicago. I thought it was, as a movie, very good.
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Kikyana · Very bored Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 134

Ive never seen rockstar or chicago

fallenangel · Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 3:19 pm Post subject:

Don't bother with Rock Star. It's an insult to all the cool bands.

I liked Chicago. *shrug*
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BAMFManiac · Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 3:39 pm Post subject:

ah never saw rock star- never wanted to. it looked horrible.

and yea i like chicago, too. one of my favourite movies, actually
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fallenangel · Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 3:44 pm Post subject:

It's on VH1 sometimes. It's kinda like Britney Spears videos. Only purpose is to watch it without the sound.

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BAMFManiac · Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 3:51 pm Post subject:

lol uhh i wouldn't watch britney spears videos with or without sound, but i know what you mean. i do see it on vh1 a lot, but i don't really have a desire to see it. especially now that i've heard your review. i suppose i could watch it to laugh at it?
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fallenangel · Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 3:58 pm Post subject:

It's got a couple truly funny moments. The rest is hilariously bad. But painful to watch more than once.
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Kikyana · Very bored Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 134

one movie i think is funny (off the topic but oh well) Is monty python and the holy grail that movie has some funny moments.

BAMFManiac · Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 9:53 pm Post subject:

monty python and the holy grail is one of the funniest movies ever made. ever.
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layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

i fart in your general direction Smile

i like the whole convo bout the sparrow carrying the cocunut and such.. funny..

the watery tart comment is funny as well Smile

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BAMFManiac · Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 10:09 pm Post subject:

your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

god i love french people. i loved... every single scene. lol i can't even pick a favourite part... i love sir robin and his minstrels, i love tim, i love the knights who say "kni!" and i love so much more in that movie

brave, brave sir robin
bravely ran away
bravely ran away away
when danger reared it's ugly head
he bravely turned his tail and fled
yes brave sir robin turned about
and valiantly, he chickened out
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Kikyana · Very bored Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 134

One funy moment was when the one guy was fighting another guy (yeah i ahvent watched it in a while dont remember any names) And he cut off the guys arms and legs and the other guy was like "Its only a flesh wound!"

WaterNeko_Goddess · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 61

I hope noone has already said this. I kinda skimmed through all the pages.
School of Rock was as boring as heck. I hated it. It was a complete waste of my money. ^^ im done.

Remko · Very bored Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 142

Lesse here...my list is:

Cabin Fever: I like horror movies and all, but that was just trash...

Intollerable Cruelty: My mom loved it, my grandma loved it, my friend Rach loved it. Amanda and I couldn't stop staring at the celeiling.

Deep Blue Sea: It's basically saying, 'We incresed their brain matter. Why are they smarter!?!?!?' Er...[i]Duh[/i]?? I watched it simply for a laugh.

Any Vin Dessel (is that how you spell it?) movie: I'm sorry, but some muscle bound freak going around and saving the world is so freaking steryotypical it hurts my eyes...

Runaway Jury: Sooooooooooooooooooo Preeeeeeeeeeeeeachy.... *twitch twitch*

maridah · Member Joined: 08 May 2004 Posts: 46

[quote="Powtaz (Powtaz)"] plan 9 from outer space!
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OMG! Yes! Any Ed Wood film but especially [b]Plan 9[/b]. It's so bad it's great!
Also [b]Riki-Oh[/b]. It ties for worst move ever with Plan 9. If any of you haven't seen these, please go get a copy now. Some of my happiest moments were spent laughing at these two movies.

n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

Anyone seen Envy?
Yeah that movie was both great and incredibly idiotic at the same time (but what can you say to a Jack Black film?). There were some funny moments but most of the movie was stupid. Unfortunately for Ben Stiller, comedies aren't working out for him as they once did.

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

The old-school animated version of The Lord of the Rings! f**king terrible movie. It makes a mockery of everything i hold dear about the books and the film.
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layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

John Clease.. I'm sure im spelling it wrong.. was always my fav in Monty Python. Him and Eric Idol. Oh and that dude that played Brians mother in Life of Brian. Faulty Towers rocked..........sorta........ Smile

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Huitzil · Rookie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 25

Im amazed no one has mentioned the king of all crappy movies yet, so Im gonna do it:

BATMAN AND ROBIN!!

"Hi, Freeze! Im Batman!" Why, I ask, does Joel Shumacker likes to make me angry? oh, for the love of ALL GODS, WHY?! Grr!

n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

[quote]The old-school animated version of The Lord of the Rings! f**king terrible movie. It makes a mockery of everything i hold dear about the books and the film. [/quote]

Lol I saw it on like Cartoon Network or something ^_^ It was freaking terrible! I believe the only animation they made of it was the Hobbit. I may be wrong but that's the only one I've seen/heard of.
That just goes to show you that Peter Jackson is the best thing to happen to the LotR since Tolken.